"I NEVER LEARNED TO READ...."

14  2015-11-04 by lightmeup8

21 comments

Hopefully Opie's mom washed out those cement bags before she made him bring them to his upper middle class school in their upper middle class neighborhood. Must suck to be poor when you have an upper middle class life.

While scamming the church....

Well to be fair they were scamming the government, they were a church!

That's right. Actually gotta give props for that scam

You do. Because it definitely happened.

Sniff

He should have just invested in a lunch box with the stacks of cash he was getting from the mob guys when he was their caddy.

He also collected gambling money from students AND teachers for the mob.

And he was all in selling candy and soda to kids at school! He should have bought lunch boxes for everyone in his family

Well since he was such a rockstar at math he probably crunched the numbahz and figured out a good way to put his money away so it could grow just in case his modeling and radio careers didn't work out.

I heard that mob and gambling money actually turned into that 7 mil he spent on his new condo

objection! wheres your proof? the word of a pathological liar?

Unfortunately, Opie's dad wasn't David Koresh.

Unfortunately, Opie's mom wasn't Susan Smith.

Those cement lunch bags were filled with smoked salmon sandwiches and sliced kiwi/cantaloupe fruit salad. #struggle #poverty

That bird has a pekka

..or tell the truth

If you can't read you cant' spell.

Or punctuate accurately.

Exactly....

Indeed....

fucking funny

Can we at least agree that he was an adorable child? Anyone? Uncle Paul?

He could have been a model!

Sniff

He should have just invested in a lunch box with the stacks of cash he was getting from the mob guys when he was their caddy.

He also collected gambling money from students AND teachers for the mob.

And he was all in selling candy and soda to kids at school! He should have bought lunch boxes for everyone in his family