Hopefully Opie's mom washed out those cement bags before she made him bring them to his upper middle class school in their upper middle class neighborhood. Must suck to be poor when you have an upper middle class life.
Well since he was such a rockstar at math he probably crunched the numbahz and figured out a good way to put his money away so it could grow just in case his modeling and radio careers didn't work out.
I heard that mob and gambling money actually turned into that 7 mil he spent on his new condo
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9 PeckaSucka 2015-11-04
Hopefully Opie's mom washed out those cement bags before she made him bring them to his upper middle class school in their upper middle class neighborhood. Must suck to be poor when you have an upper middle class life.
4 lightmeup8 2015-11-04
While scamming the church....
3 PeckaSucka 2015-11-04
Well to be fair they were scamming the government, they were a church!
1 lightmeup8 2015-11-04
That's right. Actually gotta give props for that scam
4 PeckaSucka 2015-11-04
You do. Because it definitely happened.
5 uppity-negro 2015-11-04
Sniff
1 QuantumTabby 2015-11-04
He should have just invested in a lunch box with the stacks of cash he was getting from the mob guys when he was their caddy.
He also collected gambling money from students AND teachers for the mob.
And he was all in selling candy and soda to kids at school! He should have bought lunch boxes for everyone in his family
1 PeckaSucka 2015-11-04
Well since he was such a rockstar at math he probably crunched the numbahz and figured out a good way to put his money away so it could grow just in case his modeling and radio careers didn't work out.
I heard that mob and gambling money actually turned into that 7 mil he spent on his new condo
1 damnitfred 2015-11-04
objection! wheres your proof? the word of a pathological liar?
2 McGowan9 2015-11-04
Unfortunately, Opie's dad wasn't David Koresh.
3 uppity-negro 2015-11-04
Unfortunately, Opie's mom wasn't Susan Smith.
4 McGowan9 2015-11-04
Those cement lunch bags were filled with smoked salmon sandwiches and sliced kiwi/cantaloupe fruit salad. #struggle #poverty
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-11-04
That bird has a pekka
3 letitride85 2015-11-04
..or tell the truth
3 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-11-04
If you can't read you cant' spell.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-11-04
Or punctuate accurately.
1 lightmeup8 2015-11-04
Exactly....
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-11-04
Indeed....
2 BollockNurse 2015-11-04
fucking funny
1 daveyDuo 2015-11-04
Can we at least agree that he was an adorable child? Anyone? Uncle Paul?
2 JesusLesnar 2015-11-04
He could have been a model!
5 uppity-negro 2015-11-04
Sniff
1 QuantumTabby 2015-11-04
He should have just invested in a lunch box with the stacks of cash he was getting from the mob guys when he was their caddy.
He also collected gambling money from students AND teachers for the mob.
And he was all in selling candy and soda to kids at school! He should have bought lunch boxes for everyone in his family