The results are in!

105  2015-11-04 by KennethFresno

21 comments

the polls in Saddam's Iraq elections were less lopsided than this outcome.

In fact, the only thing thing more lopsided is Opies right tittie in relation to his left tittie.

Opie's got one big titty and one little titty, they call that bitch Biggie Smalls.

I heard he took 1st and 4th place in a wet t-shirt contest.

Left titty so big he walks around in a circle.

Poor other lady, never had a fucking chance.

Would you say the contest was stacked in Opie's favor?

This is the greatest.

4 likes on his tweet, 115 poll results

I love the perfunctory Mark David Chapman jab below the poll.

Which he'd never get.

But would totally laugh at if said in studio.

This is fantastic

The only results I want to hear from Opie would go something like this.

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LOL! You love giving him your attention, don't you? Rub his belly next!

I would, Ben, but his breasts are in the way.

Thinking about his chest again, eh? He really knows how to keep your mind trained on him, huh?

his chest

Get it right, it's a pair of delicious juggs.

shutup you goofy simp.

You're just as pathetic for white knighting as you think we are for making fun of him. I sincerely hope your parents are struck with spinal stenosis.

Thank you sir!

You're welcome! tss...tsss

PECKAS....

But would totally laugh at if said in studio.