Ah christ looks like everyone of my matches on Tinder

Ahhh, what the Christ!

Oh i got ssschweeet pumpkin

Would ya?

Was she a great big fat person?

Her cunt smells like boiled cabbage and whoppers.

Carrie Underwood?

underrated but I get it :)

Women who look like this usually try harder. Then they cook you breakfast afterwards.

I'd tapped that...

So fat she gained an extra chromosome.