We were at the Mets game and when we were walking out my wife let go of my hand and had Danny grab my hand so I ended up walking out of the stadium with everyone thinking we were holding hands.
Thats how you tell that story, Opie took two and a half minutes to describe that. Nice comedic instincts you worthless DJ
Pure David Brent. Terrible story or joke, "Aww they're cracking up". The worst was when he used to take calls to point out a "killer line" of his that "didn't get credit", just unfathomably shameless in it's desperation.
Considering his propensity to lie, I bet he touched Dannys hand for a couple seconds and it was just an awkward little moment. But of course Opetta needs to pump it up for da show just a liiiil bit. His sense of timing is also vuury bad.
Who really could grab a mans hand instead of a soft womans for more than 3 seconds and not notice? You'd instantly look and recoil. A liar, that's who.
I love how Ant subtly tries to lead Opie away from telling his stupid story. Thankfully for the listeners, Opie points out that Rich hasn't heard the story when Vos doesn't do the complimentary "I haven't heard it...you gotta' tell that story, Opie."
You know a story is great when it's concluded with a 'Scapegoat & Lie Combo': "I know it was different, I guess, than what you guys were talking about but they are bringing it up like crazy on the instant feedback there."
Pure David Brent. Terrible story or joke, "Aww they're cracking up". The worst was when he used to take calls to point out a "killer line" of his that "didn't get credit", just unfathomably shameless in it's desperation.
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11 SteeringTheShip 2015-11-03
Opie tells stories like a fucking woman.
4 TheAmazingPearl 2015-11-03
Lactates like one too.
5 PeckaSucka 2015-11-03
We were at the Mets game and when we were walking out my wife let go of my hand and had Danny grab my hand so I ended up walking out of the stadium with everyone thinking we were holding hands.
Thats how you tell that story, Opie took two and a half minutes to describe that. Nice comedic instincts you worthless DJ
6 WiretapStudios 2015-11-03
He also told it, said everybody was dying laughing, and then claimed instant feedback was all about the story. Dead air afterwards.
8 12YearOldGayKids 2015-11-03
Pure David Brent. Terrible story or joke, "Aww they're cracking up". The worst was when he used to take calls to point out a "killer line" of his that "didn't get credit", just unfathomably shameless in it's desperation.
1 PeckaSucka 2015-11-03
The one time Vos was there for that and called it the pandering line was one of the greatest moments in American history
6 PeckaSucka 2015-11-03
He is truly the worst human being in history.
3 KennethFresno 2015-11-03
Considering his propensity to lie, I bet he touched Dannys hand for a couple seconds and it was just an awkward little moment. But of course Opetta needs to pump it up for da show just a liiiil bit. His sense of timing is also vuury bad.
5 WiretapStudios 2015-11-03
Who really could grab a mans hand instead of a soft womans for more than 3 seconds and not notice? You'd instantly look and recoil. A liar, that's who.
3 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-11-03
Maybe Lynsi has wide, leathery man-hands. Or maybe Danny has foppish Costanza hands.
1 WiretapStudios 2015-11-03
We all know the truth, Opie has nothing to contribute. Even Ant could have told that same story and gotten a laugh.
1 CookieHaid 2015-11-03
You KNOW that that fucking intro music-bed was Opie's idea.
1 jasonayeiter 2015-11-03
I love how Ant subtly tries to lead Opie away from telling his stupid story. Thankfully for the listeners, Opie points out that Rich hasn't heard the story when Vos doesn't do the complimentary "I haven't heard it...you gotta' tell that story, Opie."
You know a story is great when it's concluded with a 'Scapegoat & Lie Combo': "I know it was different, I guess, than what you guys were talking about but they are bringing it up like crazy on the instant feedback there."
1 stinkskc 2015-11-03
he realized it too and tries to blame it on instant feedback
6 PeckaSucka 2015-11-03
He is truly the worst human being in history.
8 12YearOldGayKids 2015-11-03
Pure David Brent. Terrible story or joke, "Aww they're cracking up". The worst was when he used to take calls to point out a "killer line" of his that "didn't get credit", just unfathomably shameless in it's desperation.