If he'd asked out to dinner and sunk a few drinks with her, he could've probably fucked her. But he probably asked her out to lunch and involuntarily winced when she ordered a glass of the house white. So, no dice.
There is nothing chip about this, it's only worm. I don't like the new and improved, fresh outlook-on-life worm, pretending not to show off his hot date under chip.
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10 McGowan9 2015-11-02
If he'd asked out to dinner and sunk a few drinks with her, he could've probably fucked her. But he probably asked her out to lunch and involuntarily winced when she ordered a glass of the house white. So, no dice.
8 AssMcPlay 2015-11-02
"oh jimmy, i think we should just stay friends, i feel so close to u, like i can tell u anything"
6 MonsteRain 2015-11-02
"you're like a terminally ill brother to me"
4 lechocco 2015-11-02
She's got enough chin for the both of em.
3 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-11-02
Put it in her cooter, chippah...
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1 serraphim 2015-11-02
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1 EskimoEscrow 2015-11-02
ITS PECKAH TIME
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1 bizzlbone 2015-11-02
He looks like an angry Puerto Rican coke dealer
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1 NicNacAttack 2015-11-02
BaldOpie faithfully responds, and Stacey doesn't get it.
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0 AlimonyKills 2015-11-02
Jim Norton .. that worm.
0 brmlb 2015-11-02
There is nothing chip about this, it's only worm. I don't like the new and improved, fresh outlook-on-life worm, pretending not to show off his hot date under chip.
12 TheDarkFezRises 2015-11-02
Haha that's not a date, that's his "trainer". Just the latest in a long line of women who will never fuck him.
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