Fez Marie Whatley aka The Opie Destroyer singing "It Makes Me Fez"

34  2015-11-01 by thankyoudrsarno

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I miss Fezzy, I genuinely hope he is happy now. any updates on him recently?

Since when? He had another heart attack two months ago. He got a bypass this time, and has been in and out of the hospital since. He is still alive and in Florida. That's pretty much all I know. I miss the fuck out of Fezzy, but there is no doubt he had the best radio exit in history. 1. Announce you're retirement on Wednesday (April fools day) 2. Blow Opie the fuck out on Thursday which launched Ant into an anti greggshells rage and left the pests ready to pounce 3. Have an awesome final show with your best friend on Friday, drop the mic and walk away forever.

It is perfect for him considering his wrestling fandom. I really hope someone involved with the show shows him all the love he is getting here. He may not have felt it while he was on air, but I have seen nothing but love for fez Marie since. I love that man.

can someone remind me exactly what happened when Fez went after Opie?

I can't find the specific clip of Fez blasting Opie, it was on the 4/2/2015 episode of Ron and Fez. Pretty sure it was near the beginning if you want to listen. Fez cried the day before when he announced his retirement. Opie being the frat fag that he is played the stupid laugh track over it, because it is the only joke he is capable of. Fez heard it and when he came on at noon made a statement about it, basically "Opie doesn't know what it's like to feel bad after ending a career with someone you've cared about for 20 years." Opie responded the next day with this, but fez was too busy having an awesome retirement show to respond.

Thanks for the clip. Jesus Christ Opie sucks fucking hard. Fez lit him the fuck up Nature Boy style and Opster had nothing to do but sniff.

Love how tits drops a "PERIOD" right out of the gate.

He also says "AND" immediately after. Motherfucker you just ended the sentence by speaking your grammar, you can't keep going.

Opie pretended he didn't hear it.

naturally, but I mean what did Fez say about him that snowballed into all this crazy shit?

Fez was hypnotized into being Opie. I haven't listened to it for a while but as I remember it, Fez/Opie basically said he didn't fight to keep Anthony, that he wasn't upset he was gone, and that he needed "his guys" everyday (Jim Florentine's in for the 4th time this week!) because he can't carry the show.

That was a different show, that happened a few months earlier. You're right though, tits pretended not to hear it.

He's living in a castle full of sexy twinks with free steak and shake for life. He only showers by being sprayed down with a garden hose on his driveway, and he watches every Tampa Bay game with mother.

The twinks feed him standalone blueberries, and every saturday, he sneaks off and goes to the party at the moontower

Love. Nothing but love.

jesus man this is a completely different person... that makes me sad

I will suck a cock and tell Opie to fuck himself because I am strong and confident Fez Whatley.

higher quality: https://youtu.be/0Cju6K8GJ6A?t=27m34s (27m 34s)

Hey, where we at with Fezzies around the world? Sam, you working on it?

hehehehehe I REALLY WANNA DO THAT BIT, (awful deep voice) Fezzies from around the world! hehehehe

Was he in the B-52s?

Wait, Fez didn't come out until years after this right?

Yeah, he was supposedly just playing a gay character called Fez. Later, when he became co-host he pretended to have a fiance from Niagara Falls, then he pretended to be going out with Anthony Cumia's sister Dawn, and she even played into it on the air. Everyone knew he was really gay, but he acted like he wasn't. When he did come out, he still didn't get laid, and that seemed to be when he got really crazy.

God bless Fez Marie Whatley.

There is more talent in one of that man's aging beard hairs than the entire span of Opie's career.

Opie pretended he didn't hear it.

I can't find the specific clip of Fez blasting Opie, it was on the 4/2/2015 episode of Ron and Fez. Pretty sure it was near the beginning if you want to listen. Fez cried the day before when he announced his retirement. Opie being the frat fag that he is played the stupid laugh track over it, because it is the only joke he is capable of. Fez heard it and when he came on at noon made a statement about it, basically "Opie doesn't know what it's like to feel bad after ending a career with someone you've cared about for 20 years." Opie responded the next day with this, but fez was too busy having an awesome retirement show to respond.