You don't know about Chris Chan? Damn. Yeah, that's a story that just keeps on giving, these days he's a lesbian, and awaiting trial for macing a video game store employee, he was protesting that they changed the color of Sonic The Hedgehog's arms.
It's a sad, pathetic story. And fucking hilarious.
30 minutes ago I was vaguely aware of Chris-Chan. I'm about half way through this documentary now and while I feel kind of bad for him he really is autism personified.
"Chris considers Sonichu his greatest achievement" and "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" left me stunned.
Oh no, now he's addressing 4Chan. This is about to get really bad.
Edit: My prediction was correct, the evil of 4Chan is terrifying and hilarious. To even think of tricking an autistic man into having phone sex with a 13 year old boy is awe-inspiring but to actually do it and then call him a pedophile is something that I don't have the words to describe. To quote the great Colin Quinn in reference to destroying a retarded man; "This is the most brutal thing I've seen in my entire fucking life."
The biggest mistake anyone can make is writing off his behavior with autism. He's in some other stratosphere, he's some other creature. He's a perfect storm of fucked up shit. He came about in a world where there was no Chris Chan, every lolcow fuckhead that came after him learned from his example and played it safe even if it was just a little.
There are countless, countless great moments from his past.
The time he thought he was dating a girl, but was cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens, to the point where Vanessa wanted him to make an audition tape for her, an audition tape of him doing comedy completely naked.
The time he was having cyber sex with another girlfriend, and people waited until he was good and into it and knew he was jacking off. Then they called his father, letting him know Chris released a video threatening to kill himself, all to get his dad to catch him jacking off and threatening to cut down the internet.
The time after he released the tour of his house, he made a video telling all of the people in his power to delete the video but his father walked in again very angry. His dad proceeded to explain that the video could be used by the health department to kick them out of their house. Chris failed to edit the video, and released it all, thinking he stopped recording when his dad came in.
When a fake trolling site was formed and Chris joined. Bounties were offered for things like pictures and damaging Chris's property. So Chris, to get a bounty of 9001 dollars, destroyed his own playstation 3, not realizing no one was actually making money off trolling him.
Yeah, it used to be funny but man there's a wiki out there just for trolling him and ruining his life. Maybe I'm a faggot (I am) but I actually feel sorry for this dude.
Of course, he's kinda like Bobo in that he has enough mental capacity to love the attention on some level, so it's not like he's a likable dude.
Bobo, as far as I can tell, is not a physical danger to other people. CWC burned his fucking house down, and lied about it. He's a menace. He maced an innocent employee of a store because he's being pissy about the color of a video game character. Imagine what it will be like when his mother dies - she's the only reason he doesn't have a body count yet.
16 comments
12 SkepticSloth 2015-10-31
You don't know about Chris Chan? Damn. Yeah, that's a story that just keeps on giving, these days he's a lesbian, and awaiting trial for macing a video game store employee, he was protesting that they changed the color of Sonic The Hedgehog's arms.
It's a sad, pathetic story. And fucking hilarious.
Go down the rabbit hole, if you dare: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan
10 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-10-31
One of Reddit's secret rules is that if the fuckin' MAN notices you linking to E.D., you get like super-banned.
That's not important, of course, and they're not really paying attention to us here, but...hey. A thing could happen.
Events!
2 PenskeForLifeeeeee2 2015-10-31
All ready have lmao, Im going to be a daily visitor. No, I sadly never heard of him til last night but glad I did.
1 TriangleDimes 2015-10-31
There's a whole world of people like him out there. Look up Nick Bate of you wanna wipe that smile off your face.
1 WiretapStudios 2015-10-31
Oh shit... dudes house tour shows that he is a hoarder. Wow, that is some spectacular piling up of crap.
Edit: Apparently dude caught his house on fire and burned all that shit down... wow.
1 Leeham721 2015-10-31
And now I feel 1000000000 times better about myself.
Holy fuck.
7 MoosePuncher93 2015-10-31
30 minutes ago I was vaguely aware of Chris-Chan. I'm about half way through this documentary now and while I feel kind of bad for him he really is autism personified.
"Chris considers Sonichu his greatest achievement" and "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" left me stunned.
Oh no, now he's addressing 4Chan. This is about to get really bad.
Edit: My prediction was correct, the evil of 4Chan is terrifying and hilarious. To even think of tricking an autistic man into having phone sex with a 13 year old boy is awe-inspiring but to actually do it and then call him a pedophile is something that I don't have the words to describe. To quote the great Colin Quinn in reference to destroying a retarded man; "This is the most brutal thing I've seen in my entire fucking life."
4 HookerMouth82 2015-10-31
"The evil of 4chan."
kek, thanks for the laugh
also, don't feel bad for this fucking degenerate moron. he puts himself out there and deserves everything he gets.
3 TriangleDimes 2015-10-31
The biggest mistake anyone can make is writing off his behavior with autism. He's in some other stratosphere, he's some other creature. He's a perfect storm of fucked up shit. He came about in a world where there was no Chris Chan, every lolcow fuckhead that came after him learned from his example and played it safe even if it was just a little.
5 Ken__Fresno 2015-10-31
The shit with this kid goes deep.
5 gmus 2015-10-31
Relatively few people in history have had their life documented as meticulously as Chris-Chan
2 KyleR007 2015-10-31
There are countless, countless great moments from his past.
The time he thought he was dating a girl, but was cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens, to the point where Vanessa wanted him to make an audition tape for her, an audition tape of him doing comedy completely naked.
The time he was having cyber sex with another girlfriend, and people waited until he was good and into it and knew he was jacking off. Then they called his father, letting him know Chris released a video threatening to kill himself, all to get his dad to catch him jacking off and threatening to cut down the internet.
The time after he released the tour of his house, he made a video telling all of the people in his power to delete the video but his father walked in again very angry. His dad proceeded to explain that the video could be used by the health department to kick them out of their house. Chris failed to edit the video, and released it all, thinking he stopped recording when his dad came in.
When a fake trolling site was formed and Chris joined. Bounties were offered for things like pictures and damaging Chris's property. So Chris, to get a bounty of 9001 dollars, destroyed his own playstation 3, not realizing no one was actually making money off trolling him.
I could continue, but the rabbit hole is deep.
2 breadmoccasin 2015-10-31
Yeah, it used to be funny but man there's a wiki out there just for trolling him and ruining his life. Maybe I'm a faggot (I am) but I actually feel sorry for this dude.
Of course, he's kinda like Bobo in that he has enough mental capacity to love the attention on some level, so it's not like he's a likable dude.
3 SkepticSloth 2015-10-31
Bobo, as far as I can tell, is not a physical danger to other people. CWC burned his fucking house down, and lied about it. He's a menace. He maced an innocent employee of a store because he's being pissy about the color of a video game character. Imagine what it will be like when his mother dies - she's the only reason he doesn't have a body count yet.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-10-31
I don't know why, but nothing is comfier to me than falling down the cwcki rabbit hole. I can't wait until it starts snowing again.
-1 HookerMouth82 2015-10-31
How much of a newfag do you have to be to not know the story of CWC?