What are yall niggas doing this weekend?

2  2015-10-31 by mrta66

I drank 1 and a half bud lights and swept the floor.

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I'm in the throes of one of the worst hangovers of my life, but I'm hoping that a few beers will right the ship so I can go to a party later where I will undoubtedly stand awkwardly in a corner, avoiding social contact, as per usual.

No doubt. I spent all day hungover at work bu g i feel great now

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Whassat?

I smoked part of a cigarette the other day.

Wild man

Watching a 4 hour documentary about blood shitting

Colorin'

Alcoholism.

Braggarts...

Shitting my pants. I've got food poisoning. Tomorrow I might delve into my survival horror collection for Halloween. I usually play Silent Hill 1 or 2 on Halloween every year, but I got a copy of Amnesia free on Steam a few months ago that I never got around to, so I might do that instead. Oh and I've got a paper due on Plato's Symposium Monday, which I'll probably get to on Sunday. I'd say it's a mixed bag.

Amnesia the dark descent? If so indefinitely recommend that. Parts of it are terrifying.

I usually play Silent Hill 1 or 2 on Halloween every year

That's a pretty cool tradition.

If anyone here is currently not hungover or in some sort of puddle of despair they don't belong in this sub.

I kept hitting refresh on this subreddit waiting for new opie bashing.

Several bottles of wine a day for the last few months

Beer & Mercyful Fate, dvv dvv, pretending Halloween still a thing for my old ass.

Kids never come for my candy. The driveway's too creepy.

That's cool.

The driveway's too creepy.

Is it the driveway or Megan's law that stops the chitlins from getting your candy

Jerkin' and workin'

Waiting with bated breath for Takesthewrongsideguy ' s next awe-inspiring post

World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party tomorrow.

Saturday going to a party with fellow beer snobs to drink too much expensive beer and bitch about our wives.

that's about it.

Collecting food for the hungry.

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I will be catching up on the latest O&J shows.

I'm contemplating taking 3 hits of acid tomorrow and dressing up as Bob Belcher from Bobs burgers and going to some bars, but I don't want to scare all the trick or treaters by being balls deep into a heavy acid trip around 8 pm. Also planned to watch the BRAND NEW Frank Zappa & The Mothers : Roxy the Movie

you sound like a fuckin loser lol

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You'll be saying something different later tonight when I'm fist deep in some 21 year old pussy, meanwhile you're at home trying to put your hyper kids to sleep pop pop.

21 year old bitches are the worst lays ever

Why would you ever want to fuck on acid?

Uh.. It's fun because all of your senses are magnified x100 times?

BRAND NEW Frank Zappa & The Mothers : Roxy the Movie

I can't even get the trailer to play goddamn it.

your flair looks like a Combine Overwatch gunship from HL2

Why would you ever want to fuck on acid?

21 year old bitches are the worst lays ever