Anthony's Buzz story
0 2015-10-28 by dflorio
I have been listening since 2000 and the story of why her name was Buzz is changing every couple times he tells the story. Or am I mishearing? Once I thought it was because she looked like Buzz from Home alone, then she had a Buzz cut and now its because she was Buzzed all the time? Wtf is it?
16 comments
11 Fucktwat_The_Clown 2015-10-28
Home Alone was way way way after when they would have fucked
7 DapperDan0979 2015-10-28
D-Day was after they would have fucked.
1 Luuvstewspewg 2015-10-28
..Yeah the, um... before the fok'n dinosaurs!!!
5 AzraelApollyon 2015-10-28
I only believe the Buzz story in the first place because Anthony is the trashiest kind of people on Earth. His dead beat dad getting him laid doesn't sound too far fetched to me, but it could go either way.
Speaking of trash, I was just suddenly reminded of his mom drunkenly singing 'OH LORD, WON'T YOU BUY ME A MERCEDES BENZ!!' And Joe....That whole family is a bunch of winners.
6 drunk8gods 2015-10-28
How about when they'd all do coke together as a family? So highly disturbing...
3 OpieArmy 2015-10-28
I would Do coke with my family. Not because its with my family. I just like doing coke
1 drunk8gods 2015-10-28
I can't argue that logic! Good on ya!
2 stinkskc 2015-10-28
I've done coke with my mom before
2 youronebreastedlife 2015-10-28
anthony's stories always seem pretty true to me. he always puts in a lot of detail and never stammers or gets tripped up like opie does with his jungle fever stories. but yeah i've known some trashy dads that arrange their young son's half-molestation with some whore they know. i think i remember reading anthony from the red hot chili peppers or someone similar lost their virginity the same way at around the same age.
3 sikemanders 2015-10-28
Maybe she's a Bee flyin around fuckin stinging people or somethin. Double honey pots cocksucka.
2 baraksobamas 2015-10-28
He called her Buzz because there was a buzz on twitter when he told people
1 stinkskc 2015-10-28
sounds like opie coined it
1 -Palaver 2015-10-28
She was named after buzz lightyear.
1 soupnazi4u 2015-10-28
the astronaut?
1 Sidewinder7 2015-10-28
I think you are mis-remembering. Whenever it came up it was about drinking.
1 dflorio 2015-10-28
No but he referred to her as buzz after he saw the movie like oh yeah, that girl looked like Buzz.
1 stinkskc 2015-10-28
sounds like opie coined it