Justin Stangel - last seen waddling to GW Bridge

16  2015-10-27 by Gooblenook

Don't jump ... you will cause a tsunami.

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Problem is Motherfucker will float...

with this playing in the background

haha knew it was going to be this

We really need a good montage of clips with this playing in the background for their last day.

The police are trying their best to get him off the bridge. Not because they care about him, but they're worried about the GW's structural integrity.

That's just mean.

Numbah seventeen!

That poor bridge.

Picturing him waddling up the bridge with his chaffed thighs really gives me a nice chuckle. I bet he has the most pathetic frowny face ever.