Confirmed. The Stangles have a few months left

65  2015-10-27 by Dennyislife

Sadly not on the planet but only at Sirius

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Justin is trashing the company and sounding like he's at breaking point. We've got him on the ropes.

I hope they're made of reinforced steel

The only thing heavier than those ropes is the Sick Fuckin' Puppies... & da devil can't even lift dat shit.

\oo/ DVV DVV \oo/

Pete is murdering him too, I think Pete is driving him to the brink today, one more "fat Marty McFly" comment and he's gonna snap

fuck Justin just had a go at Pete not having a dad into adulthood. Lets get the SJW on this one

like he hasn't heard way better jabs from real comedians, not some washed up producer credit

We need a Pete Davidson VS Stangle highlight. I'm not clicking around to find the good bits.

There was a ~20 minute span in the 9oclock hour, lots of insults, Justin's dad comment about pete, plenty of other Pete bashing justin, tweets read about Justin, and it all leads up to Stanley Tucci being in studio. So if no one comes up with that I would click to the stanley tucci and then go back from there youll find it pretty quick

I heard the clip where Pete made fun of his wife yesterday but is he back today and trashing him again?

Oh dude the wife comment compared to today... That was pleasantries! It was in the 9 o'clock hour I know that much

Cant wait. Hope someone posts link later.

ps I have a stream of the replay going at the moment it's probably like an hour out sfrom when they really get into it but feel free to use

Ma nigga.

Racist.

You leave him alone

It was a joke. I have a masters in sarcasm. Cant you seeeeeeee?

I giggled.

Faggot

I think Pete expects Justin to give it back to him, but some people dont believe in an aggressive style of comedy and run away

I wanna listen to that. If someone could give me an invite to uncle Paul, I'd so happy :(

As if there are ropes that can support his girthy body.

They started reading mean tweets sent to the Stangels. Someone called Justin "Weeble Knievel."

I laughed so hard when I heard this, I nearly crashed my car.

no. no you didn't.

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Keep practicing. It's bound to pay off one day.

They also confirmed that pretty much everything about their gig at Sirius is orchestrated by Opie directly.

It was his idea to have Justin come in dressed like Marty McFly last week. Opie responded with an exasperated "WHAT?!"

They held out for two weeks before signing because they didn't want an on-air role, but Opie insisted.

God fuck Opie. He basically wants Erock writers. People who he considers beneath him so he can belittle them on air without retaliation and get them to do humiliating shit but then feed him (unfunny) lines and do his dirty work. Untalented leech motherfucker. He's the worst kind of person. I hope he fucking gets sick. What a piece of shit.

Agree. There is a weak, mean streak in Opie that equates belittlement and verbal abuse with good radio.

Because that's all he has. He's immature. His sense of humor blows. He's not off the cuff funny. He's not intelligent. He's a shitty conversationalist. He's fat. He just sucks

Opie was always the most cruel person despite being surrounded by assholes for the majority of his life. That's all he brings to the table.

That's all he brought to the table. He hasn't been "Opie The Destroyer" since he started raising Bam's river kids.

I bet he's still real mean to the nanny who is raising bam's kids

What the fuck is a river kid?

Bastard / orphan / unwanted kid

Put the baby in a basket and send it down river. I think.

Opie named his kids after rivers

in a way that kind of absolves the stangles and puts the shit spotlight back on opie.

GodDAMMIT! Now that FUCKING TITS is forcing us to sympathize with the Stangels. I almost felt bad for them reading this. JMueller got it. Untalented leech motherfucker. Not as catchy as Tits but just as accurate.

But, hey... That's the bit!!

I think we could have guessed this. The Stangels were a thing, even on O&A. They'd call in/tweet their "jokes." After Anthony left, Opie ushered them in to bring the funny.

We're still waiting on the first delivery.

They don't bring the funny, Scorch brings the funny.

You tell 'em Scorch, you're the star.

Thanks lil Scortch.

Thanks li'l Scorch

It doesn't matter if someone already said Scorch. You're the best.

It was Opie's idea for the ridiculous Marty McFly costume? Sounds about right.

Justin mentioned it monday said something like "you told me to wear it, it would be funny"

now the whole thing is just kinda sad. he just wants desperately to be liked hahaha

Why? Why does anyone hold even the smallest amount of respect for Opie? Why does anyone listen to him? You wouldn't think 2 Letterman writers would need Opie for shit, or feel indebted to him in any way.

"This is true we are shutting down operations.

Sincerely,

Justin Stangel's heart and arteries."

"FRIED STUFF WITH CHEESE? AGAIN?! Fuck this, I quit! "

  • Stangel's aorta

Justin only eats pizza stuffed matzah balls

Justin just contacted the FBI and told them to investigate you for these anti-Semitic remarks.

"I'm callin' it guys, we're closing up shop. That was our last shot" - Justin Stangel's colon after he decides to pass on a salad for brunch after the umpteenth time

I wonder if the behind the scenes frustration comes from the fact that these two guys with writer credits came in and were given the Executive Producer gig over at least 4 guys who've been producing the show for years?

I have no idea why Erock isn't running the whole goddamn channel. Hasn't that fucker earned it?

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Especially after Ant was fired, they could have promoted Erock and given him a little bump in pay.

Erock just wants money for toys

So?

No shit. That's what men do until they get super rich and start wars in Africa for the laughs.

Not really. He's a good kid, but he's not exactly a comic genius.

I still do not understand the idea of having off air joke writers on a radio show that is based on being quick witted. I suppose management likes the direction of the show though.

Because Howard had, now it means opie needs to have it too.

And it's mind boggling how he found two people who are even less funny than Benjy.

That's the meanest thing anyone has said yet!

I didn't know he had a second joke guy, I thought it was just Jackie.

Justin has now just read out a opie bashing/pete praising/justin fat shaming tweet.

That was mine, and I couldn't believe it got through to Opie

What did it say? I missed it.

Pete Davidson is great because he's like Opie when Opie was young and hungry. Not the Justin Stangel kind of hungry, the good kind.

Justin said he's "had enough." As Pete laid another verbal beatdown on him.

It certainly wasn't about the breakfast in front of him.

But what's going to happen to the doc series?!

This is just wonderful.

If Opie forced that fat gross fuck into this fucking inferno I feel kinda bad for trashing him.

It's obviously, OBVIOUSLY not their arena. I figured since they listened, or "listened", they knew this and thus threw this to the wind when they took the job.

If Opie like kinda lied to them (ME: NO, It'll be GREAT!!!!) to get them to be on air guys then, ehhhh. I still think Justin looks like a joke...

But these guys have a different style of humor than O&A ever did (bad) and to force them into the mean shit radio show when this doesn't suit their talents...I dunno, it must have taken someone with no concept of humor or different types, of humor, someone completely tonedeaf to what makes things fu..

Oh...Well then. Alllllright.

At some point Opie started to think that he's Johnny fucking Carson.

sniff They got too big for da show, mahn... burp sniff

too big for the studio.

Vurrrrry goood...

So let me guess - both Stangels are leaving together, right? Even though only one of them received 99% of the attacks? The other one just trails along too because he can't live his own life?

He was definitely hurting today when he tried to bring a bunch of stories that he was outraged about only to hear Jim bash each one of them and pass them off as a waste of time. Seriously, Erik Stangel today revealed himself to be the little offended turd that he always has been. Opie has thicker skin than the Stangels.

Seriously, Erik Justin Stangel today revealed himself to be the little offended turd that he always has been

Justin was the one taking the beating.

But to be fair, apparently he was also telling Erik to read some of the negative tweets on the air. So he has some concept of trying to bring funny to the show.

Eric's best line today however was, "Huh? I wasn't listening. I changed the channel to listen to something else."

No, I'm talking about the first hour where Erik kept bringing up news stories and Jim basically said there was nothing to be mad about to each one.

Ah!

I didn't hear the first hour, so I missed that.

I think we should all come together as a community and give them a friendly farewell

Ok but where would we all get together and shit on a giant plate?

I prefer - giant shit, little plate.

To live!???

PLEASE post a link so I can play it over and over again!

They said this morning they're leaving at some point to go do their show.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEcDu4DOgKs

on the channel? or random tv thing?

On the actual channel this morning. It may have been before Pete came in, I'm not sure.

When was this confirmed. You their lawyer?

In entertainment news. They are leaving to produce a new Harry Conic Jr project for NBC. Google it! Google it!

can someone please post a link to this?

Fat Stengel is physically and mentally weak.

He sounds like a Pokemon.

He dresses like one too.

I think he might be half a fezzzz

Shit, I thought when I clicked it would say, "to live. They both have terminal cancer."

It's entirely about money. Why would the Stengel brothers stay if the O&J contract is up next October and they don't know what the future is? It made sense to bring them on board if there was a budget for it, now it makes sense to leave 6 months before the contracts are up.

they came to the show knowing that they had a possible tv show lined up Opie admitted this to Sam who learnt it on air, i'm guessing after he had wheels in motion to get his own show rather than hold out a year under the pig brothers This was just a summer job for them. And Justin has been attacked every single day of it. It's wonderful.

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I'm trying to find it, but all I'm hearing is someone rubbing Jimmy's calf and they're all giggling like naughty Japanese school girls about it like it's wild radio.

calve?

Calf.

Calve... watsat like haf a calf or sumptin???

Calf knows how to party, calf knows how to partayyyyy, in the citayyy, city of fatass...

S-s-see this is why I didn't wanna be on the air when I signed...

This is so much tamer than everyone else is making it out to be.

No.

The thing is, as former Letterman head writers, they're obviously very talented behind the scenes and could've been great additions to the show BEHIND THE SCENES, writing jokes (like Jackie used to do for Howie, or even Danny for Ant) ideas for bits, etc... But hearing them on the air instead of Erock, Sam or Travis was infuriating. The ONLY good part of them talking on air was Pete trashing Justin. Stay behind the scenes! I don't need to see how the sausage as made.

The difference between Opie and Stern, is that Stern was actually funny and intelligent. I can't say either of those things about Opie.

Have any links to said trashing?

I giggled.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEcDu4DOgKs

on the channel? or random tv thing?

Faggot

The only thing heavier than those ropes is the Sick Fuckin' Puppies... & da devil can't even lift dat shit.

\oo/ DVV DVV \oo/