u/OpieSux is a gas station clerk

0  2015-10-26 by [deleted]

Hes an overweight middle aged man who mops floors for a living at a gas station and brags about his elderly parents making a '6 figure a year' salary.

19 comments

That's terrific, but Opie does suck and that's all that truly matters.

sniff

Ok

Repression creates obsession, You can't stop thinking about gay sex because you can't start having gay sex.

Can confirm

Faggot

I know

discussing anything with a cretin like you is pointless as you're the intellectual equivalent of plankton excreta

Ya don't say

Well, everyone's got to make a dime their own way. Who am I judge.

So is he Indian? Someday he will inherit their gas station empire! If not, whatever, we can't all be rocket-surgeons

Worked at a as station for 3 years, used to have such slow days that I was able to fit in two episodes of o&a in a day while working. Better than fast food/supermarkets, and most other entry level options.

Man has my respect, we're basically sisters.

OP is a black man
EleGiggle

r/hearthstone ? Lmao

your drivel reminds me why education is paramount

what a pity you never received any

Do you wear fancy hats? Also what kind of person insults another's inelligence while using faggot and nigger? What do you do for a living, character?

Fuck off nigger

I'm telling your parents.

All this time I thought he was a cardiologist.

I've done it too. I'm gonna kill myself.

There is literally nothing fagier than making topics about other board members except for actually sucking cock. Feel free to respond with some rambling nonsense that I won't read, you fucking loser.

Do you wear fancy hats? Also what kind of person insults another's inelligence while using faggot and nigger? What do you do for a living, character?