After this post, I really hope your auto pilot glitched and sent you into a lake.

Fair enough. I'll try to record it for you guys so it can go viral.

ME: What are the numbas on that guy's Lacy Peterson impression?

Dude, your phone's crappin out..

OK, terrific.

You ever fuck any of those horses out of a strange mixture of anger and longing?

No sir

I figured it was probably more likely than one of us having an autopilot car.

Seriously this shit is great. Scary as fuck at first but great.

booooo!

Shut the fuck up.

You had me at Opiesux.

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Yuck

Want to make some money exporting certain commodities only available in your home state?

I got a plan, and no one is listening. Trust me, we won't get caught. ;)

New Jersey has such a tight ass about pot, that fat fuck Chris Christie has obstructed it with fake science reports, and neo con bullshit catchphrases.

Just change Colorado and *insert Long Island and boom....Opie

Roflmao !

Good ol' cathartic, drunk rambling. Here's to you!

Pueblo? You a beaner or some shit. Auto pilot is a real thing? Also blunts and food? What are you a pizza delivery driver that also sells prerolled swag blunts? - BTW I spent my highschool days in westminster lived on 92nd and federal

I lived in Pueblo once.

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Shit I made a shit post... sorry. It happens.

Sorry I got drunk and got annoyed that the somalian thinks I'm poor. I own the place and do well. At least I hurt his feelings. The rest of this subreddit is great.

He's 13, don't let him get to you.

too late