this just makes me sad

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Like grapefruit beer?

Ballast Point Grapefruit Sculpin is delicious

You perfectly capturing Tits essence is making me sick.

I thought this thread would be a bomb; I didn't even bother clicking it when I first saw it. Holy fuck was I wrong.

Would you rather fight 100 Anthony sized horses or 1 horse sized Anthony?

Also what is your favorite christmas movie and why is it a dockumen-tree?

What are your thoughts on the, uhhh, Trump there? Ya takin a peak at the politics this year?

hahahahh, not bad

Damn that's good

I see you on the front page all the time and want to throw in a chipperson... god damn we all suck.

do it

Tsst DVV DVVVT

FAWK YEAH

Double guns cocksuckahhhh!

What size bra do you wear?

Fucking leave it alone...*smashes table.

How often does your embarrassed wife let you sleep in bed?

God damn thats exactly what Opie said several years ago when his wife showed up outside the studio with a "platonic" single heterosexual male friend around her age and IIRC Jimmy / Ant or some of the comics were asking him how he feels about them being friends and hanging out while he was doing the show.. wish I had the clip..

I don't believe you. Did this actually happen? Does ANYONE have that clip please?

Oh I remember it clear as freaking day. It happened at some point when I was in college so it had to be between 08 09, or 10. Also it was towards the end of the show if I am remembering correctly because I think Opie was leaving with them afterwards or something. It happened when they were either wrapping a show up or at least going to a break. One of them said to him "Who's that guy with her" he said that's her friend etc and they were like ohhh hmmm you ok with that? and he said "I got a big piece" or "Lemme tell ya I'm pretty big down there" or something along those lines. The whole thing was very low key and lasted about 10-20 seconds but it happened

So vague nobody will find the clip tbh.

Even specific clips sometimes nobody can dig up. I've asked numerous times if someone has the "I could have been a model" clip. I know it exists, I've heard it. But I've never found it.

It was used in the intro couple of times. dont remember when he first said it though

Yeah :\ if I had enough details where it was findable trust me I'd have it pulled up!

There was also the time after Ant was fired when they were talking about dick size and Opie says, "Yeah, I'm doin alright down there" I remember thinking he wouldn't have said that if Ant were there. Especially since Ant is legendary with his Eyetalian hog...

She's in good hands. That was one of the legendary members of the Philly crew. They know that the Opester's chick is off limits.

But Jimmy caught you changing in the locker room, and said he's never seen such a small pecka.

You wouldn't be lying about your dick size, would ya Op?

you do this really well, it's almost like it's the real Opster

Plot twist: It's actually him using a fake account

when are we getting another Harry Hater video?

what about all those people who disliked the video?

How many cancer scares have you had? Why don't you listen to God and leave the business?

Would you have a threesome with Bonnie?

I never said your girl would be involved.

Why are your favorite football teams 3/4 of the AFC East (Jets, Dolphins, Bills)? Don't you understand that those teams are all arch rivals, and it makes zero sense to be a fan of more than one of them?

Why haven't you developed any chemistry with Chip after 5 years of doing radio with him?

How do I chain a dragon?

Can I buy your daughter once your wife divorces you?

What do the Stangels smell like and what disinfectant is used on their seats?

Stale sauerkraut and nuclear waste?

where you at with the Conan Obrien? Heard you say he was an overrated hack a while ago.

He does these impersonations I swear you'd think it was the real people.

How do the Philly crew "do it"? and who gets to mop up after they're "done"?

How do you sleep at night?

Who is winning the Jekyll and Hyde struggle, Opie or the actor Gregg Hughes "who plays the character Opie on the air?" Are they in fact the same person? Do you have any hitherto unseen redeeming qualities whatsoever?

Thanks, that's cleared it up.

When you were a candy kid did you set the market or were there competitors at your school?

What do you think of Amy Schumer stealing Patrices jokes?

How desperately did you have to beg bam to get up at like 6 am to plead ignorance during the sex tape scandal?

Misspelled debacle. This is definitely Opie. 10/10 AMA.

Your chemistry with Jim is amazing. How does it happen?

I checked out the Doc Series on demand, and at first just went in for a little taste. Now I'm all in, and think you guys are doing an awesome job with the show. However, I do have a little piece of constructive criticism / advice. Instead of pronouncing "documentary" differently every time you say it now, why not just say "doc" instead?

When Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone, or something?

I withdraw my question.

Do you still have out of body experiences when you meditate and do yoga?

Why did you like that dawg fight documentary?

Are you happy about worsening Steve C's depression and forcing him to commit suicide?

How is your irritable depression and and do you still see a therapist?

Have you ever gotten any greggshells in your omelette?

Off topic, but can someone (Tits perhaps) pinpoint where the "ME:" started? I vaguely remember it stemming from twitter commentary. Like the talentless shitbag did not know how to work the twitters machine.

Hey Opester! What do you think of Fez?

Tsss hay opey yore fukken halareis on the radeo keep it up homey DVV DVV DVV

Tsss wat does it sownd like a bunch of aire blowen around? Fan huma

I heard something about a cakestomp video?

So where we at with Spuds Buckley?

I was coming in here to chide everyone for participating in an interactive fan fiction, but Phantas_Magorical is hitting it out of the park.

Hi Opie!

how big is your pecka

10cm? Nice!

Will you be making anymore Harry Hatter videos? Those video were the tits... oh sorry, I mean um those video were great.

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What is a Brothaman?

What is your opinion on the eurozone crisis? Specifically concerning immigration and federal insolvency.

You forgot to sniff or burp

When you smashed that cake, did it become a cuckcake orsumptin?

Who's your favourite comedian on the O&J morning show?

Somebody has to steer the ship!

This guy is fucking brilliant.

What did you have in your smoothie today?

I'm looking for some good beer so I can get wild this weekend. Any suggestions?

Is Colin Quinn even sexier in person?

You didn't answer my question Opie

Why is your twitter full of name dropping?

Opie. When you left Boston you claimed you got fired intentionally and now Ant says that is all BS. Whats up with that?

Have you ever seen Bams dick?

Where do you buy your Twitter followers from?

Some of the stories (all) are just lies. At least admit the underwater scuba fight is horse shit

Holy shit. I think you already have a more powerful following then the real Opster has left. Looking forward to having a new Opie start in studio next week.

Plot twist: It's actually him using a fake account