I bet he can shove that fucking hover board into his mouth sideways and his fat, unhealthy and disgusting jowls will stretch out like a cartoon character.
Buys all the dumb shit you shouldn't wear in public and comes up short on the shoes. I'm not even talking about the wacky air mags but there are plenty of bttf inspired nikes.
He ruined not only today but everyday he is there. He is the epitome of what a hack is. If the hover board was real it would just scrape and spark off the ground from this slob.
16 comments
6 ChrisCapezza 2015-10-21
I'm surprised I never thought of the best caption for this picture:
"you're my density"
5 AntsCamera 2015-10-21
I bet he can shove that fucking hover board into his mouth sideways and his fat, unhealthy and disgusting jowls will stretch out like a cartoon character.
3 [deleted] 2015-10-21
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2 [deleted] 2015-10-21
or grimace
2 mnhot 2015-10-21
Is he wearing skinny jeans or does everything look tight on him?
2 monkdick 2015-10-21
You don't like Justin's costume?
2 hookahreed 2015-10-21
Back to the Fature.
2 Viking_Lordbeast 2015-10-21
Now that's heavy.
1 [deleted] 2015-10-21
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1 ScoleriBrother 2015-10-21
Is justin the stuntboy? "TURD! TURD!"
1 GRIZx 2015-10-21
All I want is for him to get hit by a bus
1 Skip4play 2015-10-21
Buys all the dumb shit you shouldn't wear in public and comes up short on the shoes. I'm not even talking about the wacky air mags but there are plenty of bttf inspired nikes.
1 ChrisCapezza 2015-10-21
I was thinking the same thing, but didn't wanna come off as too nerdy noticing he was rocking adidas shoes and not nike
1 K1bbler 2015-10-21
They released special edition BTTF nikes this year. The problem was they weren't made to fit hooves.
1 awfulradio 2015-10-21
He ruined not only today but everyday he is there. He is the epitome of what a hack is. If the hover board was real it would just scrape and spark off the ground from this slob.
1 APHELIONAZ 2015-10-21
Know your Hollywood Corporate sellout game with Nike instead of your "remember the beastie boys" adidas
1 egates09 2015-10-21
I think he's better off with a hover flatbed
-2 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-21
The wig under the hat is a nice choice.