r/opieandanthony: Creep

29 opielies 2015-10-21

I've never wanted to kill someone, but with every picture, I want to slice open his throat for the good of humanity.

And no, that's not a death threat to you or your family, you fat, over-sensitive fuck.

21 Darth____Vader 2015-10-21

I feel like if you sliced open his neck, it would look like when Han Solo sliced open the Taun Taun in Star Wars.

2 uppity-negro 2015-10-21

With the force of a hundred shits.

1 little-pete-ferguson 2015-10-21

He looks like Darth Sidious in that picture

2 Binski13 2015-10-21

tss more like Darth Hideous! take us out ya type 2 diabetic dv dv dv

-4 [deleted] 2015-10-21

"These might not be funny jokes...but it'll keep ya warm...til I can get the shelter built. Ah...AH...I thought the Stangels smelled bad...on the OUTside..."

1 [deleted] 2015-10-21

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10 AntsCamera 2015-10-21

The best way to word it so fatso does not lawyer up is to hope someone/something else does it.

Example:

I hope him and his family is cornered by mountain lions and devoured down to the last bone.

15 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-21

A pack of cougars could eat 150 pounds of fat off of justin stangel and he'd walk away unhurt and the mountain lions would get diabetes

2 AntsCamera 2015-10-21

Got me there, sir.

I'll amend my insult to, I hope his house is struck by a meteor that wipes out everyone in a 50 mile radius. (Note to Stangels lawyer team of hater fighters I am keeping to the "I hope" format)

1 TriangleDimes 2015-10-21

I wouldn't be miffed if he and his bloodline died in a tire fire.

8 rhino_pizzle 2015-10-21

Good luck finding the throat on that grouper face.

9 NicNacAttack 2015-10-21

grouper face

http://imgur.com/ualgQHr

3 rhino_pizzle 2015-10-21

That's an especially attractive grouper.

2 AntsCamera 2015-10-21

I bet it is much funnier on the radio too.

2 okaydudewhatever 2015-10-21

Good luck. You know how much meat youd have to cut through to even get to his throat?

22 Knightscribe 2015-10-21

Poor Lea Thompson, has to sit so close to that brain-damaged heeb that you know she can smell him. :(

16 Lobstrich 2015-10-21

I'd love to punch his lights out :D

9 Genericscreen 2015-10-21

Whoa, language

6 Lobstrich 2015-10-21

Sorry! I picked up a real potty-mouth from working on the job site.

6 TheFatMosque 2015-10-21

why dontya give him a knuckle sandwich or sumpthin

1 Genericscreen 2015-10-21

tssth

15 ValleyChip 2015-10-21

Dude should play Slimer in the new Ghostbusters

15 hideouslyheather 2015-10-21

I guarantee he douses himself in way too much Cologne, yet still reeks of fat guy b.o.

3 rottengymshorts 2015-10-21

He's the kind of dude who spends way too much time in the bathroom getting ready.

9 TheFatMosque 2015-10-21

"we're two guys that have no talent and eat dicks and pork roasts"

11 monkdick 2015-10-21

Why is he dressed as a life raft?

30 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2015-10-21

Because Opie's 'ship' is sinking.

3 AlimonyKills 2015-10-21

Nice.

1 AntsCamera 2015-10-21

I wish I had socks to upvote you with.

11 JesusSavesIUpvote 2015-10-21

First thought: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/akTwh76z-EM/maxresdefault.jpg

9 MuleJuiceMcQuaid 2015-10-21

Stangel needs to stop by the miniature train hobby store on his way home today.

7 aaron91325 2015-10-21

Marty McDouble

6 Leofan7 2015-10-21

Fuck the sight of this guy infuriates me. I bet Lea is wondering why the studio smells like old Blimpie wrappers in an Exxon restroom.

5 _TheConsumer_ 2015-10-21

Being dressed like that, he should go quail hunting with Cheney.

3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-21

The chip implanted in Cheneys brain prevents him from opening fire on a jew actually

2 TunesianKnifeFighter 2015-10-21

Wassat?

5 LightBulbExpert 2015-10-21

The way he looks make me want to commit an act of violence. I'm a racist to whatever that is.

2 hideouslyheather 2015-10-21

Me too! It infuriates me. He always has that stupid beady-eyed grin.

3 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-10-21

At least you can see a fat rapist coming at you.

3 MonsteRain 2015-10-21

I would love to see someone remove his hat.

9 IAmBecomeGay 2015-10-21

...with a shotgun

3 rottengymshorts 2015-10-21

With cum shells.

1 IAmBecomeGay 2015-10-21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrPgIFI_Ps

3 TheFatMosque 2015-10-21

that hat is fucking terrible

3 McGowan9 2015-10-21

He usually looks like one of God's mistakes. Here he looks like a dangerous sex killer. Poor Lorraine McFly.

2 libsarementallyill 2015-10-21

He looks like Fat Montana there.

2 bcb77 2015-10-21

He really is such a fucking dork.

2 HoagieBoi 2015-10-21

http://imgur.com/hGPfFha

2 AzraelApollyon 2015-10-21

Fucking love Preacher. Hopefully the TV show doesn't suck.

3 HookerMouth82 2015-10-21

It will.

-9 braunheiser 2015-10-21

How do we not like this guy? Solo Opie was total garbage on the radio before him, personally I don't know if I can blame the Stangels for Opie's demise without a decent argument for their contribution to it.. this picture is great

10 MonsteRain 2015-10-21

OK Mrs. Stangel

5 TheFatMosque 2015-10-21

your comment implies that something has improved since this behemoth has been involved

0 braunheiser 2015-10-21

I meant to imply that things have deteriorated not because of the Stangels but because of the shit vision Opie has always had lined up for his fantasy solo show that is now a reality. I can't make much of an argument for the things they improved although I don't hear much from them really... Jimmy making fun of them has been decent

1 TheFatMosque 2015-10-21

agreed. everything is Stupid's fault. everything. also I wish someone would put together a compilation of Jimmy being funny on O&J / bashing that fat fucking retard. I can't listen to whole shows or minutes