Nigga is the black Tucker Max. he wasnt in a fight club, was never a pimp, hes just a bad liar. Its not hard to see. Noone calls him on it because hes big and imposing
It's in the intro of his show, stop it man. He's talked about it probably, not figuritively, on over 100 occasions just this last year. Gavin talked about it, LoS talked about it, he talks about it daily on beige phillip, you are grossly uniformed and trying to speak about someone whom you make zero attempt to even know about.
And I listened to black phillip 16 times so suck a hairy pecka
The only time I've ever heard dante was on black philip and when he hosted O&A with Patrice. He never once said he sold bitches on BP because he didn't. If he saying it now I don't believe him.
Anyone who thinks beige phillip and black phillip are anything alike clearly hasn't listened to beige phillip. Why are you not allowed to make a tribute to your best friend by continuing the show you both created together.
Because he rips off all the "bitch management" type of stuff. There was even a story somewhere about how Patrice stopped hanging out with him because he was ripping him off so much. I realize I said ripping off unironically hoo hoo.
He didn't rip off bitch management, not only is his take on it completely different from Patrices they also work just as well. You can't argue results, and bottom line is there are a hefty ammount of people who testify that Dante knows what he's talking about. A phoney cannot teach a subject he is unfamiliar with.
Jeff Gurian made appearances on the Black Phillip Show. Patrice would have caught on eventually, but there is no way Gurian fucked any one of those girls he brought in. Listen to his new age bullshit when discussing his game. Patrice would have caught on eventually. I'm pretty certain Dante fucked lots of chicks and has game. But Gurian certainly made somewhat of a name by being a phoney.
Also, I remember Shumer being on one of the TBPS. I'm pretty sure Patrice and her got along well and were friends.
Made a name sure but there is nobody conciously learning from him. Pateice and Dante have the ability to teach others to do what they do, which is something that wouldn't be possible if they were lying about their game.
I'm not saying Dantes shit doesn't work. Anybody that has observed womens behavior, emotions, and responses knows that it does. I'm just saying that plenty of people have sold shit, taught shit, and made names for themselves being phoneys and charlatans - which goes against your original argument.
I agree that Dante isn't ripping anybody off by continuing a spiritual successor to The Black Philip Show. Plus didn't he have it going while Patrice was still alive?
I've always hated Dante Nero because he tries to be a comic while still maintaining his persona of the "cool, slick" guy who doesn't poke fun at himself. You can't have your cake and eat it you peacocking faggot.
Fuck him and his gay earrings...and it doesnt matter if she stole em from patrice or college kids..she used jokes that she copied from somewhere else to CLOSE HER HBO special...why is everyone making excuses for this pig cunt?
"The jokes in question aren't original." So why use them as your closing bit in an HBO Special? So she's not a joke thief, she's just a smelly hack. Got it.
If Von and Dantes stories match up (they hate each other) it's safe to say they're telling the truth. By no means do I want to stop the festivities, but let's not all be as delusional as the haters we manipulate.
Well you people seem real big on speaking for Patrice, yet you completely disregard the opinions of the people he was close with and who actually knew him, not just knew of him. Just seems hypocritical to me, but what do I know i'm only fucking obsessed with every word Patrice has ever said so maybe I should spend more time speaking for dead people and less trying to listen. Clearly works for you.
It's almost as if this sub's acknowledged preexisting hate of Amy Schumer is overriding its objectivity in the matter of allegations of joke theft. I know, it's crazy, but schinkle bout it.
I still have no idea why you guys are turning on Amy, and Jim, and Bill Burr, and Louis, and basically anyone who isn't Patrice or Ant in the first place. Who gives a fuck? All these people are funny and imperfect.
Patrice never agreed with Von on any topic when he was alive. He also always had a different opinion than all of his close comedy friends that's what made him so special. That's why whenever I see his friends or Von saying how Patrice would have felt I take it with a grain of salt.
College kids is being generous. That was junior high shit 20 years ago.
It's a damn shame this is the most remembering patrice has gotten in awhile. It's a glaring low point in an otherwise flawless career. Furry vengeance is more fondly remembered.
Because he rips off all the "bitch management" type of stuff. There was even a story somewhere about how Patrice stopped hanging out with him because he was ripping him off so much. I realize I said ripping off unironically hoo hoo.
Well you people seem real big on speaking for Patrice, yet you completely disregard the opinions of the people he was close with and who actually knew him, not just knew of him. Just seems hypocritical to me, but what do I know i'm only fucking obsessed with every word Patrice has ever said so maybe I should spend more time speaking for dead people and less trying to listen. Clearly works for you.
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21 RahnBayngtin 2015-10-20
Never believe anything that comes out of this mans mouth
16 TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-20
You don't believe he was in an underground fight club and had dozens of bare knuckle fights?
Yuck. Mark Normand could make it sound more believable.
8 vapeandcoffee 2015-10-20
Huh? You're saying this man is questionable?
3 CultOfBlackPhillip 2015-10-20
Never saw one example of him lying. And I looked.
-5 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Nigga drops truth gems on the daily.
18 RahnBayngtin 2015-10-20
Nigga is the black Tucker Max. he wasnt in a fight club, was never a pimp, hes just a bad liar. Its not hard to see. Noone calls him on it because hes big and imposing
-3 mrheh 2015-10-20
Pimp no, but he was a male stripper and won some award for it saying he was the best one in nyc from what I remember on black philip.
-2 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Because being 7 time male stripper of the year in NYC totally doesn't provide the opportunity and skills to be a pimp or anything.
0 PatriceScrunch 2015-10-20
That would make him a ho, not a pimp
-2 mrheh 2015-10-20
Not saying that, just saying I've never heard him say he was an actual Pimp and sold bitches.
-1 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Then you don't listen to anything he does at all and I don't know why you would try to offer your insight into the situation when that's the case.
-3 mrheh 2015-10-20
I've listened to every episode of Black Philip about 15 times each. He never said he was a actual pimp. He has a pimp mentality but never sold ho's.
1 molloybe 2015-10-20
I'm pretty sure he talked about it lately on ykwd (I'm pretty sure it was ykwd). Him and Aaron Berg if I remember correctly.
Also, he kept calling out another comic for stealing jokes throughout the show...so it's not like he's shy about doing that either.
1 xyniphis 2015-10-20
Will sylvince, he's the only dude I've heard it from, even everyone in the room was surprised he accused will
1 molloybe 2015-10-20
Yeah, that was it. I heard him say it somewhere else too. Racewars maybe? He definitely seems to have a problem with him.
-1 mrheh 2015-10-20
Odd he never spoke about that on black philip
0 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
It's in the intro of his show, stop it man. He's talked about it probably, not figuritively, on over 100 occasions just this last year. Gavin talked about it, LoS talked about it, he talks about it daily on beige phillip, you are grossly uniformed and trying to speak about someone whom you make zero attempt to even know about.
And I listened to black phillip 16 times so suck a hairy pecka
-3 mrheh 2015-10-20
The only time I've ever heard dante was on black philip and when he hosted O&A with Patrice. He never once said he sold bitches on BP because he didn't. If he saying it now I don't believe him.
6 TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-20
You mean things he ripped off from Patrice? Beige Phillip.
-5 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Anyone who thinks beige phillip and black phillip are anything alike clearly hasn't listened to beige phillip. Why are you not allowed to make a tribute to your best friend by continuing the show you both created together.
11 TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-20
Because he rips off all the "bitch management" type of stuff. There was even a story somewhere about how Patrice stopped hanging out with him because he was ripping him off so much. I realize I said ripping off unironically hoo hoo.
-5 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
He didn't rip off bitch management, not only is his take on it completely different from Patrices they also work just as well. You can't argue results, and bottom line is there are a hefty ammount of people who testify that Dante knows what he's talking about. A phoney cannot teach a subject he is unfamiliar with.
1 peckaseverywhere 2015-10-20
Jeff Gurian made appearances on the Black Phillip Show. Patrice would have caught on eventually, but there is no way Gurian fucked any one of those girls he brought in. Listen to his new age bullshit when discussing his game. Patrice would have caught on eventually. I'm pretty certain Dante fucked lots of chicks and has game. But Gurian certainly made somewhat of a name by being a phoney.
Also, I remember Shumer being on one of the TBPS. I'm pretty sure Patrice and her got along well and were friends.
-1 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Made a name sure but there is nobody conciously learning from him. Pateice and Dante have the ability to teach others to do what they do, which is something that wouldn't be possible if they were lying about their game.
2 peckaseverywhere 2015-10-20
I'm not saying Dantes shit doesn't work. Anybody that has observed womens behavior, emotions, and responses knows that it does. I'm just saying that plenty of people have sold shit, taught shit, and made names for themselves being phoneys and charlatans - which goes against your original argument.
I agree that Dante isn't ripping anybody off by continuing a spiritual successor to The Black Philip Show. Plus didn't he have it going while Patrice was still alive?
13 JimmysLostFat 2015-10-20
This guy looks like an even fagier Brother Joe
9 grocery_man 2015-10-20
Does he have a show that no one watches as well?
13 cc1945 2015-10-20
I've always hated Dante Nero because he tries to be a comic while still maintaining his persona of the "cool, slick" guy who doesn't poke fun at himself. You can't have your cake and eat it you peacocking faggot.
9 kevin121312 2015-10-20
Translation = Amy, does Trainwreck 2 need a gay bouncer role?
4 LuisGaygomez 2015-10-20
*pirate
9 Mantis_Toboggan369 2015-10-20
You talking about the guy who stole his radio show and continues to make money off it?
9 AntsCamera 2015-10-20
Black guys love fucking fat blond girls.
8 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2015-10-20
His description is a joke, right?
"Comedian/Actor/Writer/Philosopher/All Around Good Dude and Unintentional Bad Ass...."
7 silks322 2015-10-20
Who?
11 xyniphis 2015-10-20
Someone who used to open for Patrice
5 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
The black Roland.
u/badbillypratt coined the term Broland.
7 sanfrancisco69er 2015-10-20
Fuck him and his gay earrings...and it doesnt matter if she stole em from patrice or college kids..she used jokes that she copied from somewhere else to CLOSE HER HBO special...why is everyone making excuses for this pig cunt?
6 That70smoke 2015-10-20
So best case scenario any is a hack who closes major HBO comedy specials with college dorm room humor, I'll take that.
5 NicNacAttack 2015-10-20
Incoherent tweet, jesus
3 McGowan9 2015-10-20
"The jokes in question aren't original." So why use them as your closing bit in an HBO Special? So she's not a joke thief, she's just a smelly hack. Got it.
3 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Hello exactly
1 TweetPoster 2015-10-20
@DanteNero:
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1 Unshavenhelga 2015-10-20
They aren't. Patrice was reading out of the urban dictionary. He didn't make that up. Get over it.
0 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Von also chimed in.
https://twitter.com/vondecarlo/status/656416991759085568
If Von and Dantes stories match up (they hate each other) it's safe to say they're telling the truth. By no means do I want to stop the festivities, but let's not all be as delusional as the haters we manipulate.
16 IBison 2015-10-20
Her and Dante both make their living feasting off Patrice's talent, it's not surprising they'd support someone else doing the same.
9 rottengymshorts 2015-10-20
Who gives a fuck what she has to say.
3 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Well you people seem real big on speaking for Patrice, yet you completely disregard the opinions of the people he was close with and who actually knew him, not just knew of him. Just seems hypocritical to me, but what do I know i'm only fucking obsessed with every word Patrice has ever said so maybe I should spend more time speaking for dead people and less trying to listen. Clearly works for you.
7 panjshirlion 2015-10-20
It's almost as if this sub's acknowledged preexisting hate of Amy Schumer is overriding its objectivity in the matter of allegations of joke theft. I know, it's crazy, but schinkle bout it.
2 TijnTijn 2015-10-20
Are you telling me that we are starting to like using SJW's to do our work for us after cake stomp and now just use it for everyone we hate?
1 callmesnake13 2015-10-20
I still have no idea why you guys are turning on Amy, and Jim, and Bill Burr, and Louis, and basically anyone who isn't Patrice or Ant in the first place. Who gives a fuck? All these people are funny and imperfect.
1 xyniphis 2015-10-20
Its a way to isolate Opie from his friends, its what happens in abusive relationships
1 jwallace113 2015-10-20
Amy, Bill and Louis always sucked. Jim just started sucking recently
2 molloybe 2015-10-20
This this this.
4 mrheh 2015-10-20
Patrice never agreed with Von on any topic when he was alive. He also always had a different opinion than all of his close comedy friends that's what made him so special. That's why whenever I see his friends or Von saying how Patrice would have felt I take it with a grain of salt.
6 frostiitute 2015-10-20
Why would anyone give a shit about her blessing? wtf
3 Mod_Impersonator 2015-10-20
Yea the way she phrased that is totes grody.
3 TheFatMosque 2015-10-20
why do they hate each other?
18 xyniphis 2015-10-20
Because there is limited room on a dead mans coat tails
2 callmesnake13 2015-10-20
No no, we surely know him better than the people who knew him for years.
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0 IggysGlove 2015-10-20
College kids is being generous. That was junior high shit 20 years ago.
It's a damn shame this is the most remembering patrice has gotten in awhile. It's a glaring low point in an otherwise flawless career. Furry vengeance is more fondly remembered.
11 TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-20
Because he rips off all the "bitch management" type of stuff. There was even a story somewhere about how Patrice stopped hanging out with him because he was ripping him off so much. I realize I said ripping off unironically hoo hoo.
3 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
Well you people seem real big on speaking for Patrice, yet you completely disregard the opinions of the people he was close with and who actually knew him, not just knew of him. Just seems hypocritical to me, but what do I know i'm only fucking obsessed with every word Patrice has ever said so maybe I should spend more time speaking for dead people and less trying to listen. Clearly works for you.