Was the original video made by someone from here then? That's pretty impressive if so.
Edit: Just seen later in the thread where someone says it was /u/BoboOrban6 who put it together. That answers that question. Pretty cool. And I'm a non thread reading asshole.
I'm not sure about that, i'd guess yes. But i certainly saw all of the usual suspects on here push it a couple of days ago and tweet it everywhere incessantly since, until one site picked it up and set the outrage ball rolling.
/u/BoboOrban6 framed it perfectly in his video, pretty much saying "did she steal the jokes? You decide", unlike my dumbass who came out saying she blatantly stole. Let the people decide, that way, the only person who has to defend themselves is her, since it's not exactly an accusation, just an observation.
love the chaos, hopefully it takes her down a peg as shes riding an all time high. Hopefully she ends up like whitney cummings who was the it girl like this a few years ago. HAHA WHOS NEXT SONNNN?
Wow. She's a fucking liar, or that's the biggest coincidence in the world. They are the exact same fucking jokes/sex acts just with a different name. I guess she's all out of materials. For her next special maybe she can perform some notorious b.i.g. songs to keep her new business plan of stealing from fat dead black guys.
Jim's defense is damning her as well. He says its been on Urban Dictionary for years, which is true. But she called 'gorilla mask' for The Lincoln, which is very different.
The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.
The Houdini and Poltergeist are basically the same thing as far as i can tell.
But Gorilla mask and Lincoln are clearly not. So she just attributed the Gorilla Mask to another name, which is drastically different. She fucking lied.
The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
It probably wouldn't be difficult to convince the SJW crowd that this is some form of racism that must be addressed through slacktivism. They certainly enjoy eating their own.
Even if Patrice didn't write the actual material, she clearly copied the delivery and structure.
Pubes on your face joke -> Long 'Houdini/Poltergeist' joke worded and delivered nearly identically to how Patrice did it. It's too much to be coincidence.
This whole thing is pitiful. Amy stealing Patrice's jokes is total hack, but Jim is just embarrassing himself at this point. Hes getting exactly what he wants in hitching his wagon to somebody successful and I'm sure that's all he cares about but he is looking truly pathetic. If you want to come out and support Amy like Colin and others did thats fine, but writing some long winded essay defending her "honor" while insulting anyone who disagrees is douche chill inducing. He really has turned into a slimy little worm.
I first heard all of these 15 years ago. They're like
"why did the chicken cross the road" jokes. Incredibly common. Using them are for shock value of people who might not have ever heard them, which as I have found, there are plenty that still haven't.
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46 shmigshmog 2015-10-20
Jim will finally cross the Atlantic to defend his Khalessi.
5 johnnythunders78 2015-10-20
hahahahahahahaha
43 Houghton91 2015-10-20
This whole sub is taking 'Jocktobering' to a whole new level. Shit's going viral on an unreal scale.
32 TriangleDimes 2015-10-20
The Virus spreading across the globe.
13 MonsteRain 2015-10-20
More viral than Viral Spiral. They might start recruiting us.
10 no1raniuk 2015-10-20
Was the original video made by someone from here then? That's pretty impressive if so.
Edit: Just seen later in the thread where someone says it was /u/BoboOrban6 who put it together. That answers that question. Pretty cool. And I'm a non thread reading asshole.
5 bellboy1973 2015-10-20
God bless em, hes doing the lord's work. Already 160,000+ views.
4 Houghton91 2015-10-20
I'm not sure about that, i'd guess yes. But i certainly saw all of the usual suspects on here push it a couple of days ago and tweet it everywhere incessantly since, until one site picked it up and set the outrage ball rolling.
31 Lilcumia 2015-10-20
Twitter users pointed out? Nah nigga, it was the OnA sub.
19 TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-20
This sub goes international. We have clout, as Larry King would say.
19 EskimoEscrow 2015-10-20
What a great Jocktober.
11 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-20
/u/BoboOrban6 framed it perfectly in his video, pretty much saying "did she steal the jokes? You decide", unlike my dumbass who came out saying she blatantly stole. Let the people decide, that way, the only person who has to defend themselves is her, since it's not exactly an accusation, just an observation.
6 biz20 2015-10-20
idk dude im just asking questions. ITS A QUAAANSPIRACY
8 AssMcPlay 2015-10-20
love the chaos, hopefully it takes her down a peg as shes riding an all time high. Hopefully she ends up like whitney cummings who was the it girl like this a few years ago. HAHA WHOS NEXT SONNNN?
7 cottonsweatpants 2015-10-20
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/10/did-amy-schumer-steal-jokes-from-patrice-oneal
That's big
4 kangableezy 2015-10-20
Wow. She's a fucking liar, or that's the biggest coincidence in the world. They are the exact same fucking jokes/sex acts just with a different name. I guess she's all out of materials. For her next special maybe she can perform some notorious b.i.g. songs to keep her new business plan of stealing from fat dead black guys.
3 User234524352345 2015-10-20
Jim's defense is damning her as well. He says its been on Urban Dictionary for years, which is true. But she called 'gorilla mask' for The Lincoln, which is very different.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Abraham+Lincoln
The Gorilla mask
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gorilla+mask
The Houdini and Poltergeist are basically the same thing as far as i can tell.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+houdini
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Poltergeist
But Gorilla mask and Lincoln are clearly not. So she just attributed the Gorilla Mask to another name, which is drastically different. She fucking lied.
1 autourbanbot 2015-10-20
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of The Abraham Lincoln :
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
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9 User234524352345 2015-10-20
Way to show your robotic-supremacy, you useless robotic cunt!
7 Flemtality 2015-10-20
It probably wouldn't be difficult to convince the SJW crowd that this is some form of racism that must be addressed through slacktivism. They certainly enjoy eating their own.
11 TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-20
The black blogs like Bossip and Complex have picked it up. I love that Bossip called her unfunny.
8 EskimoEscrow 2015-10-20
I love that a black gossip site is called "Bossip" - what a fucking terrible name.
4 McGowan9 2015-10-20
I saw some black guy on Twitter refer to it as "Cultural appropriation" or some such shite. Got a nice ring to it.
6 Opiesux 2015-10-20
I love the fact that the article brings up Norton and the only picture of him is his twitter pic looking like a chemo patient.
6 Z-Tay 2015-10-20
This has to be the most successful Jocktober ever. It didn't have to be this way, Opie.
4 Dennyislife 2015-10-20
Oh great. When Jimmy tours here THIS is what he will talk about.
4 NicNacAttack 2015-10-20
Because it's topical and relevant! Hurray!
4 CCRed95 2015-10-20
this makes me so happy
4 LuisGaygomez 2015-10-20
Patricki destroying females from beyond the grave
3 RockCoatMon 2015-10-20
They were close friends holy shit is the media retarded. How could it possibly be this easy to create sensationalism?
3 AntsCamera 2015-10-20
I fucking love this shit.
3 TurkeyLizard 2015-10-20
Even if Patrice didn't write the actual material, she clearly copied the delivery and structure.
Pubes on your face joke -> Long 'Houdini/Poltergeist' joke worded and delivered nearly identically to how Patrice did it. It's too much to be coincidence.
2 MonsteRain 2015-10-20
Good, now when Scorch does a weird news segment on this his whole fan base will be able to understand the reference.
2 That70smoke 2015-10-20
Good job team :,)
2 LuisGaygomez 2015-10-20
You guys ever considered it was Kurt who wrote the joke for Amy? Oh shiit
2 jwallace113 2015-10-20
This whole thing is pitiful. Amy stealing Patrice's jokes is total hack, but Jim is just embarrassing himself at this point. Hes getting exactly what he wants in hitching his wagon to somebody successful and I'm sure that's all he cares about but he is looking truly pathetic. If you want to come out and support Amy like Colin and others did thats fine, but writing some long winded essay defending her "honor" while insulting anyone who disagrees is douche chill inducing. He really has turned into a slimy little worm.
2 cottonsweatpants 2015-10-20
Just heard it on hot 97. One dj blamed Twitter trolls.
1 AssMcPlay 2015-10-20
IDEA: Next norton special we should bombard him w specific reasons why it sucks
1 Ant_Sucks 2015-10-20
This is brilliant. A far more deserving target. To whoever made the original video, well done sir.
1 ClovisLedbetter 2015-10-20
I first heard all of these 15 years ago. They're like "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes. Incredibly common. Using them are for shock value of people who might not have ever heard them, which as I have found, there are plenty that still haven't.
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