JRE with Gavin its UP niggas

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Not sure why everyone here seems to like Gavin so much. I personally think he sucks. The last thing he said that I found funny was him calling Opie a torpid sloth. Good to see he's still milking his one sided beef with Opie.

Gavin is a middle aged punk who decided when he realized that he wasn't shocking anyone anymore with his skateboard and loud music, to adopt his current "anti politically correct" persona in the hope that this is the best way to once again appear "dangerous" and "shocking" to the public.

The obviously retarded statements like "I'm a facts guy" followed up by "I'm now religious" and "drunk driving is a myth" is just him putting baby diaper mustaches on his face in the hope that anyone will notice him while he dreams of the good old days when he was someone.

In a few years he will probably grow a beard and convert to Islam.

Incredibly concise psychological analysis. As a fairly nihilistic person I find him entertaining but he came across like a full on retard when he was confronted about the drunk driving. Even for someone who makes a living as a troll, it was very revealing and embarrassing hearing him fake defending drunk driving like it couldn't possibly ever be an issue for shock value when hes a father in his mid 40s.

I really don't like or hate Gavin. But, I do know that he will say things just to get a rise out of people. He doesn't even have to agree with what he's saying - he'll just say it for the hell of it.

When he started speaking about drunk driving, he did get Rogan to admit that NYC drunk driving limit (.08) is ridiculous and that 2 beers in one hour doesn't inhibit your ability to operate a car.

That's Gavin's process. I'm not defending it, it's just who he is and what he does. Some people like it.

I like the fact that he says what he thinks. That's it. Barely like anything he actually says though.

And how. His trolling drive is truly impressive, but basically all of his stances are Fake, Gay, and Bad.

You just have to be able to read between the lines. When he says "drunk driving is a myth!" what he really means is something like, "the legal BAC should be raised because right now it's so low that it captures a lot of people who are not meaningfully impaired, yadda yadda yadda." But that's really boring, so instead he says "fuck you, drunk driving is fun."

It's half serious, half trolling, gonzo argumentation. Rogan seemed to get it.

ahhh I get it the people that dont get gavin are retards that dont get the half trolling half serious routine

Unless he's thinking about the religion he proclaims he believes in then refuses to talk about, or his wife and kids, or the company that magically exploded right after he left. Fucking hipster cunt, talking about beta males when he obviously pretended to become a christian to marry his wife. FUCK Gavin "OOOOH I'M SO EDGY I SAY FAGG OOOOH" kil yourself you mustache waxing fagg.

Ill wax your mustache... with my PECKAH!

He seems like a really angry person. Now guys like Ant, Norton, and Burr are also angry but they turn it into funny. Gavin just seems he rarely cracks a smile. It's off putting.

This is what I've always thought too. I haven't seen that much of him, but he always seems to be scowling and angry, and rarely laughing and having fun along with Ant. Although I did see the show he did where he smoked weed and got uncomfortably high, and that was the only time I've seen him act silly and laughing. It was a nice change of pace.

which one was that? on gavin's show or TACS?

Gavin's show. It starts with him saying "I don't usually smoke weed since it makes me bad trip, so I thought I'd do it before a show." and then he takes a gigantic hit from a Volcano vaporizer bag.

I personally find him 10x funnier than Rogan. I don't agree with every single point he makes, but I admire the fact that he's not afraid to say it. Most people are backing away from any non-PC shit and he's just getting into it deeper, even after losing several jobs over it.

The willingness to dig in on non-PC stuff isn't enough of a reason to make me like someone when there's no redeeming quality there. It's like being a contrarian for the sake of it, just to be that guy. Though if you find him funny, fair enough. I'm just not a fan. I'm also not crazy about Rogan either.

"But he's a real straight shooter, what you see is what you get, hey he just tells it like he sees it." What a shitty argument as to why people should listen.

My main argument was that he's funny. Your argument was shitty because you ignored that. I didn't say that's the reason people should listen. I didn't say you or anyone should. Don't listen. No one cares. We kinda just state our opinions around here.

"We kinda just state our opinions around here."

The enemy of my enemy is my enema.

Gavin seems like the kind of guy who would be fun to hang out with in a bar a few times but would quickly become exhausting. The kind of guy who the third time he called you to see if you wanted to hang out, you'd be making up bullshit excuses why you couldn't make it.

I like Gavin and find his show entertaining but there's no way this isn't true.

Just the guy is too cool...hes rich, bangs chicks, is funny, etc etc ...and he'd come up with some cute name to make fun you like he did the guy on the computer

ewww he brought it up himself. He's so desperate to get some heat off of it.

Yeah we never shoehorn Opie hate ourselves or anything.

I know I never do any shoehorning...unlike Opie who does it all the time. He's so hateable.

He so desperately wants Ant to be his buddy, guy.

"I've got some gossip, want some gossip?" --Gavin bringing it up

Gav - Hey Jo, check out this gossip, guess where its really gaining ground....on reddit! Jo - Reddit?

Gavin's slow motion sound effect to describe Opie killing a funny vibe was great. Actually everything gavin says about him is great, but I'm 10 minutes in and Joe Rogan hasnt really joined in.

*Looks like theyve moved on to VICE...no one called Opie a "bitch" or a "shill" and Rogan never said anything bad about him directly, other than say "really?" disapprovingly after a few things Gavin said Opie did. I enjoyed Gavin's 10 minutes on Opie, though.

Rogan seems a bit intimidated, or unrelaxed

Yeah it was more awkward when Joe said he was friends with Shane Smith and gavin asked if he really was and talked shit about him and Joe said "how dare you" in seriousness...and when Gavin was saying transsexuals were all mentally ill gays and it was spot on, I love Gavin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frVdO2E5x4Y#t=2h40m40s

It wasn't even that bad.

Eh, still gotta ham up the drama before it is released. If this sub didn't have overly inflated drama about the lives of 60 year old radio hosts, what would we do?

That's too much.

Or not enough perhaps?

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I was hoping this would be a picture of a shotgun suicide but this works too.

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no thanks

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What was said?

Joe didn't say shit, Gavin said nothing new.

Opie talk starts at 1:57:39.

thanks tbh fam

choke on shit fam

no tbh

Thank you.. For those that dont have hours to spend waiting for the good stuff... https://youtu.be/frVdO2E5x4Y?t=1h57m39s

Love it. Gavin is...something but he's spot on here. Nice to see Joe Rogan agree with him.

Opie was definitely pleased when Ant got fired. I just wish he would admit that. Hell, if he admitted that he was glad that Ant got fired I would gain some respect for Opie.

Thanks. I've got plenty of time, I just don't have the patience to sit through Rogan's horseshit.

Not many people do.

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are your balls winking at me?

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This is the most I've ever listened to Gavin. This sub made him out to be some sort of genius. He's not.

But he called Opie a torpid sloth! He's highbrow. Stick to your blue collar comedy, ya turkey

It's kinda sickening how impressed he is by his own joke that he keeps repeating over and over. "Hey guys, remember that time I called Opie a torpid sloth? Remember? Anyone?"

yea feel the same way. now we've seen the idiot behind the hipster curtain.

Seriously, haven't got to Opie yet but he's been full of shit on everything so far

He books some interesting guests on his show, but after watching him enough you know the predictable points and lines he'll always come back to. gays are albinos... They have 'eight-somes'...NYC is an elephants graveyard for ovaries...rape your wife...

His issue with Jimmy and Opie for separate things is pretty much the same thing. His current gig is the side show on a small time podcast network. Not sure he's the man to give out career advice in the media.

any now he's moaning that he isn't best friends with Anthony. He's hipster Opie.

dude he doesn't even need that job. he made plenty of money from vice.

WE HEARD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe not getting the monkey on a type writer thing is infuriating. Yeah it's nearly impossible, that's the fucking point.

Yeah he came off as unbelievably thick right there

"But how would they know to use commas and question marks?"

Karl Pilkington said something similar and was mocked mercilessly forever. I wish Ricky was sitting in.

He did the same thing when Brian Cox was on his show

What I´ve learned from Gavin so far (40 mins in):

-Fracking isn´t bad for the environment

-Gay rights restrict Christians from practicing their religion

-Men who get divorced are failures because it´s their job to control women as the captains of the ship¨

-¨Maybe if you give it time, the free market will make nature better.¨

-When he looked at his child's foot and realised there was a bone inside it he suddenly became a catholic

You're just learning this now? Christ, what a dumbass.

Gavin was hoping that he an Ant would be best friends and was sad when Ant said - No thanks bro, Im old and play with my cat and watch fox news :https://youtu.be/frVdO2E5x4Y?t=8120

Gavin is a shit stirrer giving out slightly misinformation. Love it :)

I fucking hate working at a job where the boss, nice guy though he is, doesn't like us to wear headphones even if it's just data entry at a desk for a few hours at a time. Can someone post transcripts of the highlights fam?

what a helpful chap

Fuck the Man, man!

Having done data entry, I can't imagine doing it without having something to listen to. Fucking boooo.

Suck his prick and then he might let you wear whatever you want to. Just be sure to stare in his eyes when you swallow ;)

Sorry, I don't like to mix business with pleasure.

Here's what I got going on lover

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/O2iF6AbCYuQ/maxresdefault.jpg

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Yes, in part.

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I'm on the automation team.

If my boss told me I couldn't wear headphones, I'd quit.

Hell, if he made me come into the office I'd quit.

I had a job where I never had to come in. Shit was so cash.

It's much more involved and quantitative than that.

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doesn't sound like a nice guy

He's a great guy, just old fashioned.

God what a faggot. I worked at a place like that buuuuut I have long hair so I could kinda hide my ear bud

cuck

Yes.

So, basically, nothing we've already haven't heard, just an OP being an overly excited teenage girl and jerking off to Gavin McInnes. It was built up like Gavin and Rogan were shitting all over Opie and we get this.

If anything, I think my favorite part of this was Gavin mocking videogame obsessed retards at the beginning and Joe mocking stupid Chuck Johnson.

Also, Rogan needs to drag both Opie and Anthony onto his show and force them to talk it out until they're open mouth kissing with tongue.

I'm sure Anthony would be up for it but we already know Op's whole "wanna talk in private" bullshit.

hate how rogan keeps acting like this impartial guy, but cant seem to "understand" or agree w any of Gavins (good) points. Yet when Joe brings some fuckin dummy on talkin all this shit about Police hate, the NWO, Corporate evil he does nothing but agree WITHOUT questioning every point like he is w gavin.

I listen to 95% of the JRE's and this is my least favorite trait of Rogan's! He always seems to predetermine whether or not he wants to play "devil's advocate" with his guest. Some guests he just can't let them get a single point in without pissing on them, and some he just let's say whatever crazy shit they want without questioning it.

I think he's basically just trying to head off outraged twitter people at the pass. He hears a guest saying something and can instantly imagine the responses people will blow up his twitter with, so he's preemptively placating them. Too bad it just comes off as him stonewalling his guests.

His dumbass bigfoot show was the same way. Watching him tear into one guy but letting the next nutter babble on.. It was so bad it it was good

Joe didn't seem to particularly like Gavin. Lol. Good stuff

McInnes is Coulter. A similarly trolling business model.

I kind of like Coulter now that I realize it's an act. She's actually pretty funny

I do too. I just wish she'd ease up on the inflection in her voice and her laugh. She's honed their irritatingness over the years to be unbelievably piercing. Can't even listen to 20 seconds of her now, no matter what she's talking about.

Just got the Deadwood dvd set and listening to the commentary. The creator has such a thing against the upper crust, it's legitimately psychotic. It's not speculation, but rather simple knowledge, that if David Milch was in a room with Ann Coulter for 1 minute, he'd strangle and bludgeon her. Just thought that was a fun thought to share, I donno I'm just riffin'.

My nigga.

Rogan takes every tongue in cheek comment literally.

Also, at 1:40:00 he doesn't believe an infinite number of chimps can type the complete works of Shakespeare, but not 2 minutes later he proudly states that in an infinite universe they're will be an infinite number of Earth's with everything that could possibly happen happening infinitely.

I like his podcast, but he's a bit of an armchair wally

That's ridiculous.

I stopped listening to JRE a year ago, but somewhere around 2012-13 the "infinity is leaving monkeys in a room with a typewriter and they type Shakespeare's entire catalogue" was his favorite little analogy. What a cunt

Joe seemed a little uncomfortable and bored during that Tit bit.

So this gavin-Opie beef is one sided? Has Opie said anything about Gavin? I bet it is pissing him off that Opie has said absolutely nothing about this faggot.

He made them cancel his race wars appearance.

No he didn't. That's what Anthony said and the gossip Queens on this sub ran with it.

and than there's you. the guy who constantly defends opie white Knighting him and posting a gif of him constantly putting on sunglasses

That's because Opie's too damn cool to care what the haters think. I mean, if the haters actually bothered him, do you think he would spend so much time talking about how they don't bother him? He makes it very clear every single day that the hate doesn't get to him.

He didn't say it. He posted the text message where the other dude said it. You think Anthony would make a fake text?

I apologize. Anthony texted it.

Nigger.

even gavin doesn't think that

What are you talking about. That one guy said they had to reschedule because they were having problems with opie and he asked gavin what the beef was about. Opie didn't ban him from race wars but he wasn't allowed to do it while they were using Opie's studio.

Thought it was all going ahead in the studio after all? not that i even care or will listen. Good day sir.

well it has to now, unless opie wants to look like even a bigger faggot

I'm an hour into the show and my take is Gavin provides too much misinformation to be informative and isn't funny enough to be entertaining. I don't know what to do with this and Rogan seems to think the same way by his reactions.

Edit: I'm getting dumber and dumber listening to this I gotta bail. This guy is just talking nonsense because he likes the sound of his own voice.

Holy shit you motherfuckers are a bunch of schoolgirls. Since yesterday you've been building this up to be the Holy Grail of Opie slamming, and what it equates to is Gavin boring the shit out of Rogan with his faggoty drama about what he believes about a guy that he's never even met, and how he handled the ending of a business relationship where BOTH parties have since admitted that they couldn't stand each other.

Gavin is a prototype hipster douche, and the only reason some of you people like him is because he shares your Opie hatred. Otherwise, you'd be tearing him apart.

Also, he clearly understands about as much regarding religion as he does Opie. Even Rogan was clearly getting annoyed with his dumb shit during that conversation.

Fuck you dildos and your Gavin hero worship.

Your exaggeration is just as much as anything been posted here recently. You can't seriously be this mad so stop trying to act like you are.

Nah bro, he nailed it actually, you're butthurt people aren't just going along with the "ZOMG they all hate Opie!" tag...

Never even thought of that once.

Only faggots say "butthurt". If you say "butthurt" get asshole cancer and die.

So much Butthurt.

Love how as soon as the topic got moved to his ex-partner he started pulling Opie-isms of his own. While I know he signed a NDA and can't really talk about the guy, saying he's never seen anything Vice has done since he left is a wonderfully Opie thing to say.

I guess the NDA didn't cover stories about double penetrating a woman with Shane Smith.

This has been the most entertaining JRE I've seen in a while. Gavin is a nutcase and I love him.

Gavin says some smart shit, some hilarious shit and some downright moronic shit....like his thoughts on drunk driving and saying "evolution" is why mexico has issues.....I love him taking extreme stances anyways

Damn, you're quick.

/u/adamtesta3 confirmed Redban

He's been refreshing that link for 2 days now.

We all have.

I'm refreshing my link right now ;)

pretty balanced

Good looks OP

Can someone write a transcript for those of us stuck at work?

if you've ever heard him talk about Opie...exactly the same.

Did Joe give any opinions?

brought up the Top Gear/Jeremy Clarkson example but didn't know Opie and Anthony have not talked since firing so guessing he's not clued up to how they felt about each other .Top gear guys still liked working with each other.

how could ANYONE like opie. I'm sure if the hater fighters were actually friends with him they'd get sick of him too even the hi opie guy

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Torpid? I've never even heard that word.

It's a great word.

Heh

I love the youtube comments shitting all over Gavin. I like Gavin, but it's just funny.

Best JRE episode yet, not surprised.

Someone go ahead and time stamp the only thing we wanna hear.

I was wrong when I said this podcast never happened.

It takes a man to admit he was wrong & I'm gonna be a complete faggit & say it's just as I described. Thank you.

You should say it was "hyperbole" like the lying faggot that started this whole thing.

Maybe trow in that joe rogan was part of the sex tape with bam margera and he said he would fuck opies kids. I mean you would get more upvotes from the parrots in this sub.

Joe Rogan is a pedophile. Got it.

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faggot before being called out

Confirmed: Both Rogan and Gavin called Opie a bitch and SXM shill for not standing up for Anthony

faggot after being called out

it was not a lie, more of hyperbole. When you catch the podcast, watch the video not the audio. Gavin essentially called Opie a bitch, and Rogans reaction was one of agreement. Thats where I would disagree with the guy above. The title of that thread was correct to that extent.

wich one is true you fucking liar.

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rolf, lying piece of shit

Oh this really happened?

I thought the whole Gavin-Rogan thing was a joke on this sub.

Don't call me that

Joe looks stoned to the gills

Fuck the Opie bashing (although I can't say I didn't enjoy it), that whole segment about Shane Smith and Gavin's tenure at Vice was very interesting and worth watching for.

I love how he brought up Conflict owing Crass money over a cover song and Joe was like idk

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"san diego...sucks......my parents live there and love it and its like them telling me they suck black guys dicks...WHHHAATT"

or talking about the dancers on the subway..... "those are stripper poles faggot.....strippers I go to are better than you.....you are a loser."

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Does anyone think this guy is actually funny?

Why can't gavin be serious? Having fun is like a fox news thing maaaan...

Ugh, fuck these guys. I'd much rather listen to Gavin being entertaining than a deadly serious debate so Joe can get his rocks off talking down to someone.

Yeah. It seems the only people Rogan takes seriously are these bigfoot/conspiracy douches. And his podcast is boring as fuck.

I only listened to the opie part, but Gavin somehow got redban to sit there and shut the fuck up? Best guest ever. "Maybe the nerd can look it up" LOL

That's not Redban.

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"Liberals: Put a tampon in a teacup and you get an A+." Too fucking perfect.

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My knee-jerk reaction is always to roll my eyes whenever Gavin is involved in anything, because he's such a blow hard. But then if I give it a listen, I find myself agreeing with a lot more things he says than I was prepared for. A lot of the stuff he says about black people/guilty white people I agree with. I love Marc Maron to death, but when Gavin put him in that light, Im like "Yeah I guess Marc is kind of a douche in a lot of ways."

Im dying to hear that Maron interview that got (allegedly) shit canned, that's pretty interesting. I don't think I've ever even heard of that. I like him and Joe going back and forth, kind of digging this episode. (Haven't gotten to the Opie stuff yet)

Yes, in part.

I had a job where I never had to come in. Shit was so cash.

Fuck the Man, man!