Saw Jim Jefferies for 3rd time at Borgata last night, best set of his I've seen so far, and also the longest. He went over 2 fucking hours and it was all pretty solid. A few drunk bitches tried to ruin it halfway through by yelling out but Jim put them in their place.
The gay bar wasn't worth my time tbh ( hygiene issues ) but I found some solace afterwards in an extra large tub of chocolate chip ice cream and a scary movie on Netflix
Hahaha, you are literally talking about how tough you are on the internet. Isn't there any embarrassing cliche that is too lame for you to try and build a personality out of?
And don't worry, you are proving exactly what you are very clearly. Unfortunately it's just the opposite of what you're trying to pretend you are. Poor little lib.
I spent it listening to old episodes of a defunct radio show and playing Punch Out when I should have spent it studying for my midterms and working on a story for my creative writing class. It was unproductive and not particularly fun.
No. It isn't. Refrigerators are indicative of home life and the concept of "putting food on the table." Also the concept of inside the house as opposed to what happens outside of it.
Don't get yanked out of your chain if I'm trying to teach you a thing or two about how to use subtlety to make a joke. We're on the same page.
But it doesn't bring up the image of fucking a baby to death and/or killing one. It's just domesticity in general. You could get blood on a refrigerator door magnet by cutting your finger while chopping up vegetables, there's nothing lurid about it.
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14 Dawgsie 2015-10-18
Ate my girlfriends ass for the first time. Tremendous weekend.
4 mrta66 2015-10-18
Hey i also shared this relationship milestone this weekend. It was our 4th date.
7 Dawgsie 2015-10-18
We should eat each other's assholes in celebration.
3 michaeIcolestie 2015-10-18
I smell a shit smelling periscope
1 FezFuckingWhatley 2015-10-18
Suck and fuck brode
6 wolfrhk 2015-10-18
Saw Jim Jefferies for 3rd time at Borgata last night, best set of his I've seen so far, and also the longest. He went over 2 fucking hours and it was all pretty solid. A few drunk bitches tried to ruin it halfway through by yelling out but Jim put them in their place.
5 nomorecompromise 2015-10-18
Smoked a bowl and road my bike around the block. Took my hands off the bars a few times, pretty confident.
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-10-18
The gay bar wasn't worth my time tbh ( hygiene issues ) but I found some solace afterwards in an extra large tub of chocolate chip ice cream and a scary movie on Netflix
;)
13 OpiesBreasts 2015-10-18
Wassat?
-1 libsarementallyill 2015-10-18
oh, so in other words, you're an introverted, ugly, fat, depressed faggot.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-10-18
Yep, got it in one
;)
1 truthie 2015-10-18
Is somebody projecting?? Poor little lib.
-1 libsarementallyill 2015-10-18
No stupid faggot, I'm in great shape, and I hope we meet some day so I can break your chicken neck with my hands.
1 truthie 2015-10-18
Haha, no you aren't you lib. No person on earth who's ever had your beliefs or personality has ever been physically fit.
-4 libsarementallyill 2015-10-18
Just to show how retarded you are by one example, not that I need to prove anything about myself: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9197597/Strong-men-more-likely-to-vote-Conservative.html
And nothing says "I'm tough" like taking the word truth and turning it into a word a lisping faggot would say.
1 truthie 2015-10-18
Hahaha, you are literally talking about how tough you are on the internet. Isn't there any embarrassing cliche that is too lame for you to try and build a personality out of?
And don't worry, you are proving exactly what you are very clearly. Unfortunately it's just the opposite of what you're trying to pretend you are. Poor little lib.
1 LightBulbExpert 2015-10-18
I think someone is projecting.
4 TrackSuitVos 2015-10-18
Ate a big bowl of pasta on Saturday and I have been shitting badly ever since.
1 JimmysLostFat 2015-10-18
whay kind of pasta did you have?
2 TrackSuitVos 2015-10-18
Ravioli. It hasn't sat well.
7 goarlorde 2015-10-18
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
3 CCRed95 2015-10-18
"but i did, and im ashamed of myself. the fourth and fifth i think i burned with a blowtorch and i just kept eating"
1 JimmysLostFat 2015-10-18
Chef Boyrdee's will do that to you
3 ArtificePink 2015-10-18
Seriously, guys, doesn't anyone here known how to clean about 2 cups of blood from a white crib lining? I need an answer quickly.
1 Mud- 2015-10-18
Set that and the baby on fire, take a lap rookie.
3 3stepsbackward 2015-10-18
Sat around in my misery, posted on this sub and watched TV. Overall, a good 7/10 of a weekend.
2 michaeIcolestie 2015-10-18
Why don't you go fuck your mother
2 Gooblenook 2015-10-18
Nodded out last night and woke up to narloxone boogers this morning. Went to brunch then rinsed and repeated ... and you?
0 packitchofsositch 2015-10-18
The old 'boogers and brunch within six words of each other' gag. Damn you. Got me again!
2 NihilistKnight 2015-10-18
I spent it listening to old episodes of a defunct radio show and playing Punch Out when I should have spent it studying for my midterms and working on a story for my creative writing class. It was unproductive and not particularly fun.
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0 KenFrezno 2015-10-18
Pretty fun but I ran out of pot so now I have to score more so bad
2 telepepper 2015-10-18
Ohh doesn't it fuckin suck?! I forgot to save some for the hangover. It's been a devil of a sunday.
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-1 KenFrezno 2015-10-18
The worst.
0 ArtificePink 2015-10-18
Quickly, does anyone know how to clean blood off a crib mattress?
-1 packitchofsositch 2015-10-18
Son I will introduce you to the art of subtlety. Replace crib mattress with refrigerator door magnet.
0 ArtificePink 2015-10-18
That doesn't even make sense. How would fucking and killing a baby make blood get on a refrigerator door magnet? That's just "lol so random."
1 packitchofsositch 2015-10-18
No. It isn't. Refrigerators are indicative of home life and the concept of "putting food on the table." Also the concept of inside the house as opposed to what happens outside of it.
Don't get yanked out of your chain if I'm trying to teach you a thing or two about how to use subtlety to make a joke. We're on the same page.
2 ArtificePink 2015-10-18
But it doesn't bring up the image of fucking a baby to death and/or killing one. It's just domesticity in general. You could get blood on a refrigerator door magnet by cutting your finger while chopping up vegetables, there's nothing lurid about it.
1 packitchofsositch 2015-10-18
True, but we all know the punchlines here already.
3 michaeIcolestie 2015-10-18
I smell a shit smelling periscope