Amy Schumer is very funny
0 2015-10-18 by maynardsabeast
Just caught the replay of her HBO standup and it was very good. My girl laughed harder than I did, but I did too. I enjoy the fact that my girl laughs at her, since she is a funny and good comic. To say she isn't funny is dishonest. To say she is fat and a cunt and ugly etc is basically just proving her and many other women in Hollywoods points, and to say she is fake is just ridiculous. Most of You probably work 40-60 hrs a week shoveling shit and doing awful blue collar jobs. Amy needs to tweet something socially conscious once a month and her net worth goes up
Ps- of course you can call her fat and ugly etc here. This is our safe place. But honestly if you're one of the creeps that goes on Twitter with anonymous accounts and talks mean shit to celebs you truly are a fucking loser, part of the problem, and should die
52 comments
11 harold_falcon 2015-10-18
Shut up, dipshit.
8 TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-18
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.
-8 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Da fuck? Lmao
8 GWARscientist 2015-10-18
RealDolls don't laugh,that's just your schizophrenia.
2 nomorecompromise 2015-10-18
Nor do CabbagePatch dolls MAKE people laugh.
6 Opprobriousness 2015-10-18
I don't mind Amy Schumer. Trainwreck was dogshit and they stole the poster from Sweet Dee Reynolds, but she is funny.
Her problem right now is overexposure. Hollywood and SJW groups are so desperate for a talented women to put out there that they might turn her into the next Melissa McCarthy, who is also really funny but was just over used in too short a time period.
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0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Dee Reynolds is the greatest female character of all time and Kaitlyn Olson is the most overlooked and under utilized female talent in Hollywood. Should have been casted in the girl Ghostbusters movie
1 Opprobriousness 2015-10-18
I can't disagree about Kaitlyn Olson. She's a mother of two and she's still the funniest woman on television. Any one of her "Goddamnit"s makes me laugh. I truly hope she finds all the success she desires.
4 Jackatard 2015-10-18
Did she tell jokes about her cooder? Like doing voices for it and acting like it's another person. So fresh. So new. Cutting edge stuff.
4 lickitoff 2015-10-18
Fuck you White Knight. I speak for myself - I don't find her funny at all. She comes across as an immature, stubborn little girl. And maybe she's not fat and ugly, but she has a baby head, which doesn't attract me.
0 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2015-10-18
Yes, someone actually enjoys Amy Schumer but you don't so now they're white knighting... Because OP definitely thinks he has a chance with her now.
-4 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Derrrr sjw. Derrrr white knight. You fucking morons say that shit so frequently you don't even use it correctly anymore. Lemme guess I'm also a cuck?
2 lelnonnymoose 2015-10-18
No, just a retard who laughs at a gentle breeze
4 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2015-10-18
peckahs
3 ricswrangler 2015-10-18
I'd like to bend her over and take a whiff of her pink asshole. She's hot, funny? Not so much.
-8 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
She's 100% undoubtedly undeniably funny. You can say she's not your type of humor, but you can't say she's not funny. I also think she's sexy but the animals in here love to constantly bash her looks even though it's safe to say 77% of the people in here couldn't get a girl with comparable looks (or at all)
2 Purplestahli 2015-10-18
Did you pull that number out of your ass before or after the dildo your girlfriend shoved up your ass against your will? You beta male zilch. Amy doesnt need some faggy sjw coming here to defend her, and we dont give a shit about how hard her awful stand up made your pig faced girlfriend laugh.
-2 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Derrrr sjw!!! Who the fuck said anything about social justice. I said she's a funny comic. You are a stupid fuck. You're also probably a pussy So don't call other dudes "beta males" and type like you're tough
-2 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
And no I didn't pull that number out of my ass at all. I took several days making polls and doing face to face interviews with everyone on this sub. Nice try with the hate though. You brain dead fucking moron, the fact that you called me out for making that number up shows how fucking stupid you are
3 Purplestahli 2015-10-18
gr8b8m8
3 thesynking 2015-10-18
I found her likeable in some of her early O&A appearances, that's about as much as I can say. I've never found her funny at all.
2 t8c 2015-10-18
Agreed. Good talker but there's nothing special about her or her life that comes through in interviews, stage and screen. Her life seems pretty normal, which isn't exactly what produces top shelf comedy.
-2 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
I don't think she's the funniest comic ever. I'm a dude, I'm assuming you are too. we're not gonna relate to most of it. That doesn't mean she's not funny and you can't recognize the fact that she is
2 thesynking 2015-10-18
But I can't. How can you recognize that someone is funny when they have never made you laugh?
2 TunesianKnifeFighter 2015-10-18
Not sure if you're trolling but I agree with about 75% of that post. I think she's funny too.
-6 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Nah I'm 100% serious. She's awesome
2 ravens4849 2015-10-18
How nice of your girlfriend to lend you your balls for the evening you sorry sack of shit. Amy Schumer is a waste of space and you can only say what you said because your balls were attached before your girlfriend told you to give them back to her. Stop wasting people's time with your opinion and go back to holding your girlfriends purse while she gets laid by a real man instead of your sorry ass.
-3 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
I smack my gf on the reg. you know nothing about me. Your hacky assumptions make you sound like every other fake alpha on this sub. I put it on, she watched. We both enjoyed. Amy's funny. You're a cunt
1 ravens4849 2015-10-18
So now you're a woman beater, sweetie last I checked you saw amy Schumer and that stand up. I didn't because I was watching football, you know doing a manly thing instead of letting my girlfriend dictate what I watch. Last I checked my balls are where they've been since birth, between my legs. But what about you pumpkin? You put it on which means you had to if your girlfriend was gonna let you borrow them. Nice attempt to try to drive it home, fake alpha? That's rich coming from a millennial.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Yeah football starts at 1:00. Filling the time between waking up and kickoff is usually a chore. I found Schumer, and I won as a result.
1 ravens4849 2015-10-18
I don't know why you keep defending a position in which you lost by saying you saw that no talent hack willingly. She's not funny, she doesn't have an ounce of talent and people like you should keep your comments to yourself instead of trying to find validation on the internet. Quit wasting people's time with that giant seal that induces earthquakes every time she takes a step. Take the L and move on.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
I won
1 ravens4849 2015-10-18
Whatever helps you sleep at night honey but the only one here with a pair of balls is me, your woman owns yours. Don't ever forget that.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Your mother owns you. Till one day you chop her head off for using up all the AOL minutes you fucking creepy loser
2 ravens4849 2015-10-18
AOL reference? Darling just give it up, every time you answer you're just proving my point. Live your life asking women to let you borrow your balls while this “fake alpha" keeps his right where they're at.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
When you say darling it's really funny and you should definitely keep doing it. You living with ya mom ass nigga
2 ravens4849 2015-10-18
Sweetie pie, snookums, darling, dollface. I can call you whatever I want and shows how much you know about assumptions, my mom lives in her house and I live in my own. Don't try to burn when you don't know me and you haven't check yourself in the mirror.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
MOTHERS BASEMENT clap clap clapclapclap
No chance a man with a life talks like such a fucking loser online. You 100% live with your mommy
2 ravens4849 2015-10-18
Only loser you see is the one staring at you in the mirror. Stop trying to cape up and look at yourself in the mirror, I did and became a better person. Don't keep wasting your time on something you lost but behaving like a child because it's your last resort. I'm imparting wisdom at this point. Like I told you sweetie, you lost any arguments once you wrote that post.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
I'll never listen to a loser who lives in mothers basement. Yeah you looked in the mirror and started chopping your hair off and vigorously applying lipstick over and over and over again calling yourself an ugly faggot. We all know the mirror story already "moms basement guy", enough already
2 ravens4849 2015-10-18
Baby I can go on all day with you talking about me and you'll just keep feeding my ego while failing to attempt to bring me down a peg or trying to insult me. Keep talking about me because I like it, it means I'm doing something right.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
So when I acknowledge you-even negatively, your ego gets bigger? No doubt. It's true, I am the fucking coolest
1 ravens4849 2015-10-18
No sweetheart you aren't but it's cute to think you think that way. Keep feeding my narcissistic personality sweetie because I'm loving it. Like you have no idea. It's nice to see your woman keeps lending you your balls.
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2 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-18
I know people are bashing me in the thread I made accusing her of stealing from Patrice, but I really do think she took that from him. Just cuz the terms existed beforehand doesn't mean she didn't steal. I could be completely off base though.
4 Spokker 2015-10-18
I wish she would steal his stroke bit.
0 IggysGlove 2015-10-18
It wasn't even a bit when patrice did it. Was total nonsense.
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1 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-18
Exactly. If one comic does a bit on stage, then another comic does the same bit, I'd call it theft.
-3 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Elaborate?
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-5 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
I never heard of her being a joke third? Are you talking about the promotional picture for trainwreck? That's not really a big deal bro
1 AsianChip 2015-10-18
Amy is great she isn't a favorite comic of mine but I like her because she watches out for her comedy friends just look at the cast list for trainwreck every NY comic friend of hers was in it. Plus on ykwd joe list tells a story of how he was broke as fuck and Amy just gave him money without wanting it back. She just seems like a good person and I think she is funnier then female comics like silvermann, lampanelli, cummings.
1 maynardsabeast 2015-10-18
Yup that's another thing. All the people that we find funny fucking love her and think she's hilarious. Should I trust Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Kurt Metzger, and the late great Patrice or should I trust a bunch of inconsistent, creepy, autistic fans of a show that they pretend to hate?
1 Opprobriousness 2015-10-18
I can't disagree about Kaitlyn Olson. She's a mother of two and she's still the funniest woman on television. Any one of her "Goddamnit"s makes me laugh. I truly hope she finds all the success she desires.
1 ravens4849 2015-10-18
No sweetheart you aren't but it's cute to think you think that way. Keep feeding my narcissistic personality sweetie because I'm loving it. Like you have no idea. It's nice to see your woman keeps lending you your balls.