At least twice as Jewish

How the fuck is he 61 years old? He looks exactly the same between 1977 and now, just with different hairstyles. I think someone made an unholy pact.

I'll tell you a secret...he actually has a 32 inch waist but scratches out the 2 and writes a 1 in there.

I don't care what anyone says, Jerry Seinfeld is an unfunny douche.

I think he just does something that does nothing for me. Like I can appreciate what he does, but I will never find it funny.

I think he's a funny guy but he strikes me as a fussy, pompous douchebag for sure, always has.

I liked him better when he was Richard Lewis.

The world really is at your fingertips when you're a jew.

He kind of reminds me on Intern David in his inflection at times.