Opie lists all the people he invited to a football game

2  2015-10-17 by [deleted]

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I'm worried if I click whatever link leads to that picture Chris Hansen will show up at my door immediately.

Opie's friends: his girlfriend, the Philly crew, Kenny, and ...

The first two choices are financial leeches and the third was an employee. He would have no one in his life were he making a salary more proportionate to his skills.

He didn't have Ant's number? Who's human garbage now?