Did anyone catch Jimmy the other day saying he doesn't eat honey because there's too much sugar in it?

30  2015-10-16 by Jackthejew

Hey fuck you could have honey in every child size meal you eat and you would not gain an ounce go out and have a coke and some chicken nuggets once in awhile stop being an anorexic grandmother you look ridiculous enjoy yourself you're not going to go tumbling back into being a fat slob because you eat honey

75 comments

85  bigchiefslapaho 2015-10-16

Honey is a really addictive and dangerous substance. Jim's been clean and sober for decades now. Wouldn't want to ruin that goodness.

13  Dawgsie 2015-10-16

The guy can't be within 20 feet of a beehive or his blood starts itching.

4  MyCatsBetter 2015-10-16

yeah he was a raging honeyholic for 20 minutes before he went to rehab and honey anonymous... stop being a baby boy and telling him to do t hings you jerrrrrrrrrrrrrk

1  Wsallgood 2015-10-16

Sad. So sad. Tragic even.

3  MonsteRain 2015-10-16

seriously, ever seen how crazy bees go over it?

1  rottenseed 2015-10-16

I know that's the joke. That Jim drank 2 beers as a 14 year old and claimed he was an alcoholic. But to be honest, from his stories about sex addiction and his current obsession with health/fitness, I wouldn't doubt he could've been a drunk.

35  blackirishlad 2015-10-16

heys eighten behhter!

11  [deleted] 2015-10-16

Gan ta the GEM!

34  Leeham721 2015-10-16

No one on that show apparently understands how sugar works.

27  BoardroomBimmy 2015-10-16

They don't understand how ANYTHING works! They're the most sheltered people alive today.

19  TriangleDimes 2015-10-16

A consolation is that their stupidity is definitely ensuring they are leading miserable lives. Jimmy thinks anything sweet at all must be at least 50% sugar so he's sitting home alone eating root vegetables as a clock ticks loudly down the hall.

6  BoardroomBimmy 2015-10-16

I would kill to see what Jim does when the show is over. I just want a peak, just a taste, into his daily life. It must be fascinating.

11  tehjarvis 2015-10-16

He gets home. Makes a healthy lunch. Then he edges until bedtime.

2  dave72988 2015-10-16

don't forget he has multiple games of chess with friends going during the edging

2  tehjarvis 2015-10-16

"chess" aka Jim and a tranny having a rub off race on face time .

1  stinkskc 2015-10-16

Probably

8  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-16

I bet if you cut the power to the individual homes of tits and the stangels they would be dead within 2 weeks.

1  AiCPearlJam 2015-10-16

Yet some of the richest sheltered people I've ever heard speak.

14  TheDarkFezRises 2015-10-16

ME: Hey ffffffuckface, I watched a docyoomenchree about it. Is that today's problem?

19  K1bbler 2015-10-16

Cum is perfectly good substitute for honey.

- Jim Norton

15  SteakSauce66 2015-10-16

I don't think he said that.

18  DudeMyPubesAreGone 2015-10-16

oh literal /u/SteakSauce66 !

13  AlimonyKills 2015-10-16

Just another item on The Worm's list: beer, burgers, honey, funny.

7  dickkream_kumia 2015-10-16

honesty, integrity

2  Darth____Vader 2015-10-16

Heterosexuality.

10  awfulradio 2015-10-16

Jimmy is an addict in every way. He has zero control and takes things too far. It doesn't matter what it is drugs, sex, dieting, Jimmy is an obsessive compulsive. He quit drugs/booze and hookers so now he's all about diet and apartment hunting. Even when looking for relationships he obsessed over dating apps and started getting into feet because it was "safe" to ask for those pics. He will always have a problem no matter what he does.

13  aprosbro 2015-10-16

A lot of addicts are basically addicted to recovery. Jimmy is absolutely addicted/obsessive about the fitness thing. Drive out to north jersey and ask your mother for a hug you albino gecko looking motherfucker.

7  dickkream_kumia 2015-10-16

if only hes addicted to putting an effort in any of his shows

3  WiretapStudios 2015-10-16

It's hilarious he doesn't put any effort into anything that could help him, comedy writing, being social with women, modern culture, etc. He has a great work ethic and keeps his nose out of drugs, but it just manifests in other behavior.

1  BoardroomBimmy 2015-10-16

What if its sex & drugs & rock & roll?

9  aprosbro 2015-10-16

What would he even eat honey in? I think I'd have to run a google search before I even knew how to eat some honey aside from just eating a spoon of it.

4  RearNakedGrope 2015-10-16

I put it on cereal sometimes.

7  Leofan7 2015-10-16

It's good with plain yogurt, or on a peanut butter sammich.

12  Knightscribe 2015-10-16

I use it in a steak marinade I make.

We should list Top Ten Ways to Eat Honey, then jerk each other off.

1  stinkskc 2015-10-16

Tea?

9  JMueller2012 2015-10-16

Well give him the benefit of the doubt. One sniff of honey and a week later you're back to sipping Jameson and edging under a porch

5  uppity-negro 2015-10-16

I'd think he would be gobbling that stuff up. Isn't it basically bee jizz?

11  SkepticSloth 2015-10-16

No, it's bee barf. And the bees that collect pollen to make honey are female.

There's your useless trivia for the day.

6  uppity-negro 2015-10-16

That explains his hatred.

2  Knightscribe 2015-10-16

He'd pay for a human female to vomit in his mouth, but sweet, sweet honey, he can't do.

How he has the gall to host an advice show....

2  uppity-negro 2015-10-16

Language.

4  youreap 2015-10-16

No nit left unpicked on this here subreddit. no sir.

9  Jackthejew 2015-10-16

Look the well is running dry

4  BoardroomBimmy 2015-10-16

Eventually Titmeat will put out another viral sensation or Anthony will go on another 7 paragraph long drunken rant and we will have new material, but we are in between albums right now and still touring with the old material.

3  mrta66 2015-10-16

he is literally the worst. they used to have really compelling segments on what they were putting in their nutribullet and jimmys would only talk about he couldn't put in there. ugh

5  MrTimSmith 2015-10-16

Literally?

2  JohnQNo1 2015-10-16

nutribullets are compelling?

2  stinkskc 2015-10-16

Tits loves his nutribullet

2  spinuch 2015-10-16

The infomercial was about as good as it gets at 3:30 AM right after you jerked off into your boxers and wiped the cum all over your pubes.

3  JuiceBusters 2015-10-16

Norton claims to hate 'hypocrites' who don't openly admit their naughty behaviors.

Norton cannot admit two things: 1) Drugs are behind his weight loss 2) He has given blowjobs.

1.a) the drug use is negatively affecting his comedy which is now on a kind of 'autopilot'.

4  libsarementallyill 2015-10-16

He can't admit liking men with wigs is gay.

3  HebeKikeberger 2015-10-16

Can't wait to finally hear this confession from Ol' Sniffy-Mc-Pee-Break

-1  mrta66 2015-10-16

really drugs?

4  JuiceBusters 2015-10-16

well that and AIDS yes

3  HebeKikeberger 2015-10-16

Jimmy doesn't eat honey anymore because it reminds him too much of Steve C.

3  OpiesBreasts 2015-10-16

He's an addict, sugar could trigger him into a downward spiral. First it's honey, next it's prank phone calls to the FBI.

3  kevin_k 2015-10-16

Honey is pure sugar. Makes sense

2  telemecanique 2015-10-16

The only proper ending to this story is for Jim to OD one day on something, preferably Opie's cum, but I'll take anything really.

2  jags85 2015-10-16

"sweet = sugar = bad" is literally the thought process of morons

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1  Jackthejew 2015-10-16

"No no you can't out exercise a bad diet that's what my trainer says"

1  buttriot 2015-10-16

he does look ridiculous, I'll agree with that (especially when he does that fake smile in pictures). But he's actually not all wrong here. Honey is super shady and is mostly made from high fructose corn syrup these days. The don't even have to put it on the label so it's super shady.

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1  lickitoff 2015-10-16

uhh.....no.

1  TacoTrots 2015-10-16

If he cut out some of the loads he gobbles from trannies (I know, I know...they're brave "women" on a journey) he'd have enough caloric room to enjoy some honey every now and then.

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1  AssMcPlay 2015-10-16

hes so fuckin ugly, does he know that?

1  DeryDerpette 2015-10-16

What does he even eat anymore? There are organic honeys that aren't full of additives and are totally fine to eat if you're dieting.

1  NGJimmy 2015-10-16

Lookin like Moby & shit...

0  Jackatard 2015-10-16

New nickname for Jim: Grandma Fussbucket.

Fawk yeah...more like jizzbucket. tss

-1  [deleted] 2015-10-16

I don't eat no ham & eggs, cause they're high in cholesterol.

-6  Ant_Sucks 2015-10-16

Honey is almost pure sugar. You don't need it

6  BoardroomBimmy 2015-10-16

I know. What is he, FOOOOOOOWOOOUURRRRRR?!!!!?!!?

-2  Ant_Sucks 2015-10-16

Buzz off Bimmy

-8  Pacman999 2015-10-16

This is bothering you? Days later? Yeesh.

14  hautebird 2015-10-16

90% of us are posting on a sub about an irrelevant radio show we don't actually listen to. This is in the bottom 1% of our issues.

5  Jackthejew 2015-10-16

Yes

0  rottengymshorts 2015-10-16

Don't pretend you're not over Cakestomp which was YEARS ago.