I MET BOB KELLY AT MY FRIEND'S WEDDING!!!!

84  2015-10-16 by unclepaul84

34 comments

YA KNOW WHAT DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING, YA GOT YA COFFEE....

YA GOT YA MACKEREL...

You're cheeewin chum' wid ya chums and boom a shark came by and stole soder..now my show stinks dude..

Bobby's lost weight

That just means he's preparing for his next fat

He lost it for the wedding.

That is goddamn adorable.

Bobby is so sweet for posing with fans like that.

God bless him, and you guys too ;)

If that was my wedding the photo would've had 2 whales!!

Edit: I now realize my comment makes it sound like I was calling my beautiful wife a whale, what I meant was we paid the extra $399 and got an additional Beluga.

I don't care I still find these funny.

They're so fucking funny

I wanted to ask about O&A but he spent the whole time complaining there was no Krill at the raw bar during the cocktail hour.

That's not a nice thing to say about your friends wife

Lol

A sleeveless dress, what a whore.

He blocked me for posting beluga whales in response to all of his tweets :(

on a serious note: part of me really hopes bob gets fatter, i want to see him at max capacity

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this song fucking rules dvvdvvdvv

Gonna need to check out the bose.

Guys that's not Bob

oh literal WhiskeynPeanutbutter

If belugas weren't so cool, I would correct you and say it's Roland. That would be an insult. BTW... It's not Bob. There's no bandolier.

Bob "Man-Ate" Kelly

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Is he on the right or the left?

He looks good in a dress!

tank right next to the sermon, boom

Bob Kelly isn't a sea creature.

you mean Blob Kelly

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i came back to this sub after not checking it daily anymore and this is why, the same jokes that OnA have been using since 05, all you guys are is a bunch of hacks.

and you're probably mostly fat fucks yourselves

Who gives a shit? Go away for good this time you loser.

Would love to see the physical specimens that these reddit posters are themselves. Guessing that Bobby is going to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger compared to them.

Even if that were true, how does that alter the fact that Bobby looks like someone stacked shit and put clothes on it?

Just pointing out the pots calling the kettle black as the saying goes.

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oh literal WhiskeynPeanutbutter