I am going to describe someone: Person has large breasts, egomanic and liar, easily flies off the handle and takes slightest offenses to heart, constantly interrupts and needs to be heard, favorite shows are the Khardasians and Real Housewives, likes beer but only if its flavored, grapefruit especially, enjoys sushi and lean on me cereal, has hormonal outbursts for no reason, is an emotional manipulator....you guessed it a NYC Menopausal Divorcee
Wait, everything else you just said is true.. there's no way he's so unaware that he said his favorite shows are the Khardasheans and Real Housewives. I'm no longer surprised, but if he did admit to watching these shows, it has to be because he wants to invite the hate.. not because he actually thinks it's cool.. right?
Then again, he's an illiterate dunce with zero sense of timing, humor, self, taste, and other basic differentiatiors between humans and nematodes.
That is what made the O&A dynamic work is that Opie brought up the topic & Anthony made it funny. Anthony is funniest making fun of dumb shit & Opie would bring the dumb shit on the air.
Separately they both stink because Anthony wouldn't come up with the dumb shit to talk about on his own cuz it's dumb shit. And Opie without Anthony, it's very apparent that Opie brought those topics to the show because he genuinely loves that stuff
The weed thing is the worst. That's what really gives him away.
Remember his phase when he was "thinking about smoking weed again", and talked about how Rogan gave him one puff, just a little taste.
That's when I realised he is objectively a boring, worthless pussy. If you can have fun smoking one puff of weed, you are a faggot. If you then spend months talking about how crazy it was and maybe you will smoke weed again, like a little child dipping their toes in the ocean and then running away giggling, you are a terrible faggot
I think you are on point. I watch soap operas and stuff but I am conscious about it. I usually don't bring it up. Talking seriously about goofy television is anti comedy.
It's silly and takes itself way too seriously. Imagine stretching Tommy Wiseau's The Room into a ten year story arc. Plus I like having the TV on when going to sleep.
43 comments
16 bigchiefslapaho 2015-10-16
Don't forget he also eats yogurt and punches brick walls because he's a badass.
20 MuleJuiceMcQuaid 2015-10-16
He roller skated past Ground Zero because he don't give a fuuuuuuck.
7 adamtensta3 2015-10-16
I believe he rollerbladed, not skated
4 TacoTrots 2015-10-16
He's also one hell of an underwater pugilist.
2 PerfumedSeneschal 2015-10-16
Not going to lie, hearing the the ecstasy of gold made me sad. I wish Ant would steal it for his intro instead of that goofy retro Carson bit.
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-16
Was this after he knocked over some persons table selling 9/11 paraphernalia?
6 jags85 2015-10-16
It was after he told a zinger in court on jury duty and had the whole courtroom cracking up
2 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2015-10-16
Lol. Did he mention what he said? If he told this lie he must have made up something good to tell on air
1 PFGtv 2015-10-16
I've broken a few knuckles.
12 awfulradio 2015-10-16
I am going to describe someone: Person has large breasts, egomanic and liar, easily flies off the handle and takes slightest offenses to heart, constantly interrupts and needs to be heard, favorite shows are the Khardasians and Real Housewives, likes beer but only if its flavored, grapefruit especially, enjoys sushi and lean on me cereal, has hormonal outbursts for no reason, is an emotional manipulator....you guessed it a NYC Menopausal Divorcee
6 satsamsit 2015-10-16
And cried on air because his "friend" didn't get him a wedding present.
3 TheDeadMansHand 2015-10-16
He cried on air because he has a huge set of ovaries.
1 [deleted] 2015-10-16
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3 desmondsdecker 2015-10-16
Wait, everything else you just said is true.. there's no way he's so unaware that he said his favorite shows are the Khardasheans and Real Housewives. I'm no longer surprised, but if he did admit to watching these shows, it has to be because he wants to invite the hate.. not because he actually thinks it's cool.. right?
Then again, he's an illiterate dunce with zero sense of timing, humor, self, taste, and other basic differentiatiors between humans and nematodes.
3 myRrribz 2015-10-16
The man has "Irritable Depression" tho..
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-16
To him the Philly crew is cool. Reality tv is just show prep.
9 JMueller2012 2015-10-16
Well how else is he supposed to occupy his time while he pumps breast melk for the river kids?
10 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-16
Reality tv never calls him tits
3 stinkskc 2015-10-16
Haha your username
5 ApevonTarskin 2015-10-16
Don't forget he had a "taste" of weed on Rogan's show. Just a taste.
4 truthie 2015-10-16
What a hacky excuse. What home in america only has one TV?
3 JMueller2012 2015-10-16
Especially a 7 million dollar Trump plaza condo home
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-16
The universal remote that controls the other tv is dead and the kid who fixes it keeps rawdoggin his wife, so one tv it is.
4 xxmikekxx 2015-10-16
I was actually thinking the same thing
That is what made the O&A dynamic work is that Opie brought up the topic & Anthony made it funny. Anthony is funniest making fun of dumb shit & Opie would bring the dumb shit on the air.
Separately they both stink because Anthony wouldn't come up with the dumb shit to talk about on his own cuz it's dumb shit. And Opie without Anthony, it's very apparent that Opie brought those topics to the show because he genuinely loves that stuff
2 breadmoccasin 2015-10-16
What you're saying is true, in a vacuum, but what happens when the "says dumb shit" guy thinks he's "talent" when he is insanely replaceable?
1 xxmikekxx 2015-10-16
That's what I'm saying! The show sucks now
1 jamesfromdelaware 2015-10-16
My god, he's right! Opie does suck!
3 IggysGlove 2015-10-16
no shit.
3 danimalplanimal 2015-10-16
everything about him is unbearable...except for that there are still a few funny people still willing to go on his show
3 nomorecompromise 2015-10-16
Reach out and touch meeee
3 cc1945 2015-10-16
The weed thing is the worst. That's what really gives him away.
Remember his phase when he was "thinking about smoking weed again", and talked about how Rogan gave him one puff, just a little taste.
That's when I realised he is objectively a boring, worthless pussy. If you can have fun smoking one puff of weed, you are a faggot. If you then spend months talking about how crazy it was and maybe you will smoke weed again, like a little child dipping their toes in the ocean and then running away giggling, you are a terrible faggot
2 t8c 2015-10-16
I think you are on point. I watch soap operas and stuff but I am conscious about it. I usually don't bring it up. Talking seriously about goofy television is anti comedy.
4 TrackSuitVos 2015-10-16
Why do you watch soap operas?
3 biz20 2015-10-16
Guys at an opera washing with soap... Oh wait wait, he likes to wash soap operas or sumthin tttsssssssss
2 t8c 2015-10-16
It's silly and takes itself way too seriously. Imagine stretching Tommy Wiseau's The Room into a ten year story arc. Plus I like having the TV on when going to sleep.
1 stinkskc 2015-10-16
You go to sleep in the middle of the afternoon when soaps are on?
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-16
Hi Anthony!
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-16
They have reruns.
1 t8c 2015-10-16
My dreambox channels show reruns at night.
1 TrackSuitVos 2015-10-16
Fair enough. I used to make sure I was home to watch Nash Bridges when that was on.
1 AntsCamera 2015-10-16
He also encouraged management to shitcan a troublesome co-host, and roped-a-doped a raise out of it!
1 jamesfromdelaware 2015-10-16
We know.
-1 [deleted] 2015-10-16
Maybe...he did it to himself.
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-16
Was this after he knocked over some persons table selling 9/11 paraphernalia?
7 adamtensta3 2015-10-16
I believe he rollerbladed, not skated
6 jags85 2015-10-16
It was after he told a zinger in court on jury duty and had the whole courtroom cracking up