Is erock dying?

7  2015-10-16 by [deleted]

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I fucking love vague E-Rock.

Are you watching the news?

Maybe he was referencing his floorboards and bedspring

I hate to be the first one to tell you but erock is obese.

aww no! how did it happeen?

He ate one french fry for every one of Opie's lies.

Next you'll tell me you've figured out Sherrod's race!

Doesn't necessarily have to be something that serious. Maybe Hellmans is getting out of the mayo game. TAKES US OUT CAWKSAWKA

you don't gain weight when you get cancer, stupid.

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Is that what you tell everyone when they make piggy noises at you??

Fluuuuid

Did you hear the news?

Revenge of the garlic butter saaaaww....

No. Being a perpetually stressed out, overweight comic book fan is recommended by 9/10 doctors as the most effective way to fight heart disease.

Unlikely I guess, but if Erock is being let go from OpieRadio, as in losing his job, then fuck jocktober, it will be all out war!

EROCK ARMY NIGGA

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Fatty fat liver disease.

Erock does everything heavy. See, because he's overweight.

too many hoagies, not enough coke floats.

The big announcement is he finally finished off his Thundercats toy collection.

Classic Erock

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OpieRaqio is canceled, everyone is cleaning out their desk. Hope The Hawk lands on his feet.

Sounds to me either this whale is about to give birth OR he is moving back to his home tank at the FL Sea World where he will take over Bubbas old show. To be safe, someone should check his blowhole.

Erock is transitioning. Get ready for another few years of Catliyn Jenner type talk.

It's hard to tell what Erock are that made him sick. Does anyone remember when he ate head cheese? That was nothing when he ate a can of pork brains in milk gravy? http://youtu.be/8t6uR1Jm1GE

*I don't mean to spoil the surprise but if you like laughter, Opie purposely mispronounces the word "Milk" about 20 times, & it gets funnier each time! And for a special bonus, he also tried to get everyone else to say milk the way he does...nobody plays along.

"We do what we must because we can" - end theme Portal, Orange Box Half Life

Half Life Entertainment - Anthony Cumia

"If i drank heavy, it would explain a lot, but I don't, so what excuse do I have"

Wait a minute....

I like E-Rock and I'd like him on TACS. But, what would job would he have there? Garrett and Ben take care of most of the production.

Rat is incompetent so lets not get it twisted. He cares none about his work responsibilities and has no pride in anything he does. FUCK RAT and let Erock flipper the controls.

EROCK ARMY NIGGA!

Resident Hawk?

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If he is going over to the Anthony Cumia network ,liver cancer may have been a better option.

Yeah, I'm not sure boarding a sinking ship is the best of career choices.

They wouldn't let him get on. It would sink faster.

Edit: you see because he's fat.

Wait, I still don't get it.

"Your, Erock is....dying..."

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