He should settle down, get married and have some kids. His comedy days are behind him. He needs to get off the road and get some stability in his life for the sake of his health. He's getting very old and all really he needs is a nice juicy pekah to suck.
he literally experience what everyone does when they first start getting wasted. he's so fucking stupid. eventually you learn your limits . u think when he got drunk he was a real homio and that's why he doesn't do it? I could see that
In all seriousness, I think Jimmy now has realized how terrible a lot of his angst was and is as good as he's ever been.
I'd like to add that it's not really his fault he is left nothing to work with. The Stangels are terrible, Opie got rid of Sam because he was jealous of the chemistry, Trav-dawg is probably going to mysteriously get his own show soon. So you can't really blame him when all he has to work with is a humorless sociopath.
Jim has never sounded more despairing and anxiety-ridden than he does now.
If you mean he's not Angry Jimmy anymore, I don't hear it. He's become more unpleasant in a more socially acceptable way, like David Cross or Andy Kindler.
When he was Stanhope Lite he sounded like he was having a lot more fun.
i always loved how stanhope would just turn on his heel immediately and start attacking AA or other programs whenever jimmy would mention it. the man sticks to his guns no matter what his friends think.
Yeah when he did that on TACS it made me want to squeeze his little worm head. Most college kids don't think like that, it's just obnoxious losers with no real social life. It seems like he just believes what he reads and thinks he's picking up on some sort of generational/historical trend but he's really just an out of touch boob
Eh, Jimmy is at that point where you already broke it off in your heart and mind, but you don't want to tell the girl because you hate making her cry. Instead, you just go through the motions and feel no emotion.
I agree he is obsessed w his appearance, with his little tight black shirts, preening when old friends come in looking for compliments. He sucks so hard, especially considering he was once one of the most original comics out there.
"Being in shape is one thing, but it's like when that becomes your thing...'wow, your body is great'...people lose interest in your comedy." -- Yimmy Norden
That still doesn't apply at all. He's thin, but that doesn't mean much. He only gets compliments in comparison to how fat he used to be. In that comment, he was talking about people like Russell Brand or Joe Piscopo in his bodybuilding days: comics who were more about being thought of as sexy than funny.
It's like Jonah Hill. I've never laughed at in shape Jonah Hill, same with Jimmy. He just looks too clean. Part of Jim's appeal is his mollusk like appearance
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28 ApevonTarskin 2015-10-15
Fatness isn't the problem. It's who he's surrounded with.
47 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-10-15
Well then fatness would be the problem....
Edit:
Long time coming but finally got the gold I deserve so am outta here. Later faggits...
Additional Edit:
That gold place sucks a raised mole on Opie's left breast so I'm back where I belong in this cesspit of old cum stains and shit smeared walls.
3 rahtin 2015-10-15
Fat fucking tits
6 JMueller2012 2015-10-15
Cum
19 Z-Tay 2015-10-15
He should settle down, get married and have some kids. His comedy days are behind him. He needs to get off the road and get some stability in his life for the sake of his health. He's getting very old and all really he needs is a nice juicy pekah to suck.
11 [deleted] 2015-10-15
The most sensible comment i've read so far, great advice.
6 Iheartcolinquinn 2015-10-15
You can't have kids with tranny hookers.
4 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-10-15
Great, his kids and Opie's kids can all skip their dads' funerals together to go to their high school graduation.
18 strappingyoungladdie 2015-10-15
Also, Ant should grow any kind of facial hair. He looks like a fucking ghoul.
10 TacoTrots 2015-10-15
This would be a perfect look for him:
http://i.imgur.com/RHprSEx.jpg
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0 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-15
I agree. He looks like a zombie Italian grandmother.
15 mrta66 2015-10-15
He should have a drink and chill.
9 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2015-10-15
It kinda makes you wonder if all his problems are due to sobriety. Sometimes it's good to put a thick drug haze over your life.
10 K1bbler 2015-10-15
Sometimes it really isn't
3 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2015-10-15
I'm not saying he should be a full blown alcoholic.
12 PhilipMarma 2015-10-15
Just a taste maybe...just a taste
0 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2015-10-15
Just a 24 pack every Saturday.
4 hellofriendo1234 2015-10-15
no no no, not every Saturday
1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
But when it works it really works
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1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
He has hobbies. Edging to tranny porn and having conversations with himself through his characters
6 TacoTrots 2015-10-15
And what...relapse into that one week in high school when he was a raging alcoholic?
10 mattirawks 2015-10-15
James was just a lightweight. Crying and doing silly things after 4 bottles of Blue Moon. The fact he claims to be an alcoholic is a tad embarrassing.
5 stinkskc 2015-10-15
he literally experience what everyone does when they first start getting wasted. he's so fucking stupid. eventually you learn your limits . u think when he got drunk he was a real homio and that's why he doesn't do it? I could see that
0 mrta66 2015-10-15
that clip of him talking about how tragic it would be if he relapsed and what a terrible drunk he is is the cringiest thing ive ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk51o2b2afw
1 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-15
It really is so fucking embarrassing.
6 Zenaesthetic 2015-10-15
I mean he's made it this far.. I think he should pull a Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.
13 tyrannosaurus_wrekt 2015-10-15
agreed. 0&A&J collectively suck now
17 TriangleDimes 2015-10-15
Self-Help-Guru-But-Still-Broken-And-Obsessive Jimmy really doesn't have a place in the industry or world.
13 akwey 2015-10-15
This reminds of that Will Sasso sketch after he lost a bunch of weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm7FOO0-6Ps
1 stinkskc 2015-10-15
He had a lot of good sketches on that show
11 buttriot 2015-10-15
In all seriousness, I think Jimmy now has realized how terrible a lot of his angst was and is as good as he's ever been.
I'd like to add that it's not really his fault he is left nothing to work with. The Stangels are terrible, Opie got rid of Sam because he was jealous of the chemistry, Trav-dawg is probably going to mysteriously get his own show soon. So you can't really blame him when all he has to work with is a humorless sociopath.
7 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-10-15
Jim has never sounded more despairing and anxiety-ridden than he does now.
If you mean he's not Angry Jimmy anymore, I don't hear it. He's become more unpleasant in a more socially acceptable way, like David Cross or Andy Kindler.
When he was Stanhope Lite he sounded like he was having a lot more fun.
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1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
Bitter, arrogant, and pompous has always been Jimmy he just used to be a lot funnier about it
-2 humanmeat 2015-10-15
"Stanhope Lite"
explain...
14 Nibib123 2015-10-15
All of the anger and cynicism minus the intelligent social commentary.
3 blackirishlad 2015-10-15
i always loved how stanhope would just turn on his heel immediately and start attacking AA or other programs whenever jimmy would mention it. the man sticks to his guns no matter what his friends think.
2 rahtin 2015-10-15
Are you suggesting we try to raise a generation of super kids?
1 check_checkerson 2015-10-15
That's why he's banned
-1 baraksobamas 2015-10-15
Intelligent social commentary? When have either of them given any sort of intelligent social commentary?
2 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
Watch any of Stanhope's specials or go to one of his shows, you'll see
0 baraksobamas 2015-10-15
Oh, ok. I'll check him out. Where can I find some of his stuff?
1 SteakSauce66 2015-10-15
tedsdougstanhopebitsandroutinesemporiumthatllreallymakeyoulaugh.altworld.ca
0 baraksobamas 2015-10-15
I'm not allowed to go to .ca sites.
1 SteakSauce66 2015-10-15
Yeah I know. It's a whole persecution thing. Buncha fibbas
1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
Netflix, youtube, you got the internet nigga
9 Pale_Pen15 2015-10-15
I'm part of the college aged douches and him defending the SJW horseshit is embarassing
1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
Yeah when he did that on TACS it made me want to squeeze his little worm head. Most college kids don't think like that, it's just obnoxious losers with no real social life. It seems like he just believes what he reads and thinks he's picking up on some sort of generational/historical trend but he's really just an out of touch boob
8 Dennyislife 2015-10-15
FAT = Funny. That's why Justin Stangel is a riot
5 GWARscientist 2015-10-15
I'd settle for just funny...HIGH HOPES!
4 SextonHardcastle11 2015-10-15
I like fat Jimmy better than old lesbian Jimmy
3 AcePainterLo 2015-10-15
Jocktember should devote itself to getting Yimmy on the sauce again.
2 Gooblenook 2015-10-15
Eh, Jimmy is at that point where you already broke it off in your heart and mind, but you don't want to tell the girl because you hate making her cry. Instead, you just go through the motions and feel no emotion.
2 AssMcPlay 2015-10-15
I agree he is obsessed w his appearance, with his little tight black shirts, preening when old friends come in looking for compliments. He sucks so hard, especially considering he was once one of the most original comics out there.
6 TacoTrots 2015-10-15
I'm sure I'll get shit for it like the last time I linked to it, but I still think its valid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VOUw9xjKTY&feature=youtu.be&t=25m43s
"Being in shape is one thing, but it's like when that becomes your thing...'wow, your body is great'...people lose interest in your comedy." -- Yimmy Norden
2 panjshirlion 2015-10-15
That still doesn't apply at all. He's thin, but that doesn't mean much. He only gets compliments in comparison to how fat he used to be. In that comment, he was talking about people like Russell Brand or Joe Piscopo in his bodybuilding days: comics who were more about being thought of as sexy than funny.
3 baraksobamas 2015-10-15
Do people consider Russell Brand physically attractive? I think he looks like a drowning ferrett.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-15
yeah we all want to rim his hole here
2 baraksobamas 2015-10-15
Gross.
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1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
It's like Jonah Hill. I've never laughed at in shape Jonah Hill, same with Jimmy. He just looks too clean. Part of Jim's appeal is his mollusk like appearance
1 stinkskc 2015-10-15
Haha he looks like he's dying what are you talking about
1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
Yeah but he looks like a sympathetic AIDS patient and not a disgusting fat mess which is infinitely more funny
1 [deleted] 2015-10-15
It don't know if it was the weight loss or what, but man did he suddenly get very old looking very quick. Wtf happened.
1 Leofan7 2015-10-15
I'm not saying he should get fat again, but he might want to add just a tad of padding back. He honestly looks sick now.
-7 IAmBecomeGay 2015-10-15
He shouldn't get fat again.
1 bizzlbone 2015-10-15
Yeah but he looks like a sympathetic AIDS patient and not a disgusting fat mess which is infinitely more funny