Jimmy's Awful Bette Midler line from today

22  2015-10-13 by Johnniebutters

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That 5 seconds of dead air is the best thing thats been on that channel in months

I miss Anthony going "oof" and Jimmy cackling after. That was the best

does anyone remember laughter?

The lack of car crashing was truly disturbing.

Wow Norton sounds suicidal. He must be miserable. Hope the paycheck is worth it

LOL it just sits there for so fucking long because of how awful the energy is now. Can't believe I'm belly laughing at O&J.

Exactly! This was the type of thing that made OnA so great to listen to was if someone swung and missed like Jimmy did, then Ant or Patrice or Colin or Vos would be there to kill them. Opie would at least hit a fucking car crash button. Now it's just dead air. I thought youtube had froze.

The energy was so low that nobody gave a fuck. Jimmy was so flat that he couldn't even say "ooofff" to himself like he usually will.

Today's show was depressing.

hes not the wacky jimmy anymore, hes important jimmy phd

Florentine: "I was thinking black, big..."

Opie: "Yeah I was too! I start with black"

Well, considering his past co-host's humor...

st-st-stand alone... fruit

Someone dropping a bomb like this used to be hilarious, the room would explode laughing at them. Now it's just quiet and sad.

IMO it's not because they can't do it... it's because they don't really want to anymore. It's probably it's quiet and sad for them too. They probably instantly remember all of the other times they've taken a moment like this and ran with it -- but I guarantee that despite all the passive aggressive bitterness between both O&A, deep down, Opie and Jimmy just don't feel the same doing the radio show like they used to. In a really strange way, it's out of respect for Anthony's spot on the show that they don't blow these moments up anymore. Not like a reverent "moment of silence to remember Anthony" type of dramatic gay thing... more like they can 'feel' his absence the most in those moments and it reminds them that the moment would never be the same without Ant, they can try to blow it up and car crash and all of that but it just wouldn't be the same, so they don't do it.

"GET OUTTA THE WAY, YOU STUPID MICROPHONES!"

ugggghhhhhhhhhh fuckin' A, opie

fuck,Jim must be so used to Stingles laughing at everything that he thought Tits would start belly laughing, but Tits needs to be instructed as to what is a joke.

So I guess the car crash sound effect left with Ant?

All replay machines and sound effects did. It's a serious comedy show now. A media destination, if you will.

Justin's line is pretty bad too.

That was weird. Best is Florentine explaining the way he was trying to understand the joke and opie cleverly agreed quickly. He knows he doesn't understand any jokes, so any explanation works better than the truth. Black! Yea that's where I always go first. What an idiot.

sniff

Not as awful as Tit's first steamrolling question when that fighters mother got on the phone. Fuckin yuckk. https://youtu.be/adFqN5PbOjA?t=872

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Florentine is AJ Poopyshitz.

No, because they got 15 minutes of material out of AJ.

What a fucking dead atmosphere. To think this is being broadcast.

Wow, the show truly sucks. I wonder what the Opie ass suckers found funny today?

Some scintillating radio right there.

It would have been funny if Anthony was there to call him on it immediately for bombing. The problem is you've got a fucking idiot who takes half an hour to even get the joke. Then panics and swiftly tries to move on from it.

Opie needs to blow his nose. Lil bit. Just a lil bit.

Well, I laughed.

First, listening to this out of context I was really sad to hear Opie say, "What's this about, Eric?" because I thought I was going to hear Erik Nagel talk. Instead Eric Stangel apparently....sigh.

Second, the reaction to the bomb says so much about how far the show has fallen. The terrible line, "It's my favorite website WWBMD." just sits there in silence. Not because it bombed and Jimmy has to sit in awkward silence because of it. Nope, it's because everyone in the room is too stupid to get the bad joke and too lazy to discuss it until Jimmy tells them what it means. Did Ant nod to Opie when it was time to hit the 'crickets' sound because his instincts were so poor here he didn't even do that?!

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