I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. If I only I knew who to call.

0  2015-10-13 by [deleted]

Any ideas?

12 comments

3  justchippinyaaaa 2015-10-13

I heard this one guy one time. I think his name was JG Wentworth?

3  ArtificePink 2015-10-13

1-8-7-7 Cars 4 kids.

3  baraksobamas 2015-10-13

Call J.G. Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW. It's your money. Use it when you need it.

2  QuantumTabby 2015-10-13

Call 1-866-969-1969

1  Hot_Pie_ 2015-10-13

Ramooooone!

1  otteaux 2015-10-13

I heard Alan Thicke can help me with my tax debt.

1  Xer0 2015-10-13

As a child I sprayed Alan Thicke with a supersoaker during a parade he was in.

1  Jackatard 2015-10-13

Cash Mon-ey, Cash Mon-ey!

0  Beverly_Sheckler 2015-10-13

COME DOWN TO CHIPS STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT EMPORIUM! We guarantee pennys on the dollar good sir, that JG WENTWORTH is a clever Ruuuse.

0  [deleted] 2015-10-13

*Ted's

1  Beverly_Sheckler 2015-10-13

good call i got eager and shit the bed, very embarrassed.

-2  [deleted] 2015-10-13

It's ok, you came away learning something. That's all that matters.