15 Minutes of Fame Over for the Ugly Piggyface?

0  2015-10-12 by unclepaul84

39 comments

Too bad Chris Farley isn't still alive. He could have done an amazing impression of this fat cunt.

What separates Chris Farley from fat women like Melissa McCarthy is that he owned his persona and knew his role in entertainment and that was a clumsy fat guy who'd put his work in before his health. Falling over backwards in interviews and being a loveable man child, you knew he was genuinely funny. When McCarthy does interviews she is serious about promotions and gives a typical, sterile interview. Farley knew why people liked him and he never let them forget.

Well, that and funny. What separates them is funny.

For the longest time, before she was really famous, I thought Amy was Melissa McCarthy. I was on the right track, they are both disgusting pigs.

Wow, the ratings went down after the season premiere. That has never happened before in the history of television shows.

What nonsense, of course it has

Oh literal knicker hater.

Good boy

I watched her episode and it was standard awful SNL. Her monologue wasn't horrible though but the crowd reactions were enraging. I'm not a fan of Amy's but she had a few jokes that were kind of edgy and the crowd had such a mixed reaction not knowing if it was ok for them to laugh. Reminded me of when Obama first took office back in 2008 and the crowds on The Daily Show didn't know how to react when John Stewart made an Obama joke. He actually had to say, "it's ok, you're allowed to make fun of him."

Any crowd that applauds while someone is funny deserves to be teargassed.

Clowns like Amy Shumer and Jon Stewart pander to these liberal, SJW crowds. That's their bread and butter. Then when they make an "edgy" joke or poke fun at one of their shithead hero's they just sit there like mindless cunts not knowing what to do. Bill Maher's crowd is the absolute worst.

You guys are being too harsh. With her and Kermit breaking up and all...

This is my own little #cakestomp.

IT'S MISLEADINGLY EDITED! I WAS A FRIEND OF THE BOARD!

Both replies are a mystery copy/paste mash-up of your reply and my reply to an Amy thread on this sub about a month ago.

Yours is better, mines probably needed a second run at it to tidy it up.

or broad.

I guess what they say about /tv/ being overrun with redditors really is true.

If you call me a Redditor again I'm going to strangle you, nice and slow, for about an hour, until finally your painful death comes to you.

hi reddit

Go back to Reddit.

Found the redditor

Redditor spotted. Go back to your liberal shithead meme website and fucking stay there.

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guerilla*

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I saw this exact same post on another thread the other day. Guerrilla is still misspelled.

kek

Was her dress part of a punchline for any of the monologue? If it wasn't than we all should be disgusted as a society for making her comfortable enough to think it was an acceptable wardrobe option with that chubbly physique.

It was, she said her body underneath it looks like a lava lamp searching for the right spot

Ok good. Thx

SNL is aimed at teens, that explains the difference

Fuck her. The minute she apologized for a joke she lost all my respect. I liked her until that politically correct move. It's sad the same chick with the cabbie finger banging her story apologizes about a silly joke.

Jesus Christ, lets fucking hope so. She looked so gross in that shit outfit she was wearing too. Someone needs to tell her that fat cunts don't wear dresses that show off their frumpy tits.

Miley Cyrus has a way bigger fan base. They also wouldn't normally watch SNL whereas SNL and Amy probably have a large crossover audience which would account for some of the drop off.

There is no reason to hate amy the way alot of these soft dicked fags do.

The only reason is their weird insecurity.

Cuck boy DiPaolo was getting shit on twitter from one of his fans about supporting Schumer and he responded that he didn't judge the guy by the company he keeps. Except that's all he does, he judges people for supporting Obama or Hillary.

DiPaolo is a fag, and Schumer sucks almost as bad as him.

She's hot and you know it.

She's an oinker and you know it.

Yeah they had to keep the studio at a balmy 60 degrees to barely keep her from sweating

What separates Chris Farley from fat women like Melissa McCarthy is that he owned his persona and knew his role in entertainment and that was a clumsy fat guy who'd put his work in before his health. Falling over backwards in interviews and being a loveable man child, you knew he was genuinely funny. When McCarthy does interviews she is serious about promotions and gives a typical, sterile interview. Farley knew why people liked him and he never let them forget.

kek