She's been offered help dozens of times. She doesn't want it. She said it herself to Marion "I rather die than go back to work". She's what we would call "An absolute piece of shit". I will feel a little tingle inside when I hear of her passing.
Well ya see when you die there's gonna be a lot of FLUID that escapes through your orifices, and in your case it's probably going to be a lot of amber-colored, fizzy FLUUUUUUID.
Documented quotes from Barrack HUSSEIN Obama while serving as president of The United States …. Any question where his loyalties lie?
*1. “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”
*2. “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”
*3. “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”
*4. “Islam has always been part of America”
*5. “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”
*6. “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”
*7. “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”
*8. “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”
*9. “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”
*10. “I made it clear that America is not – and will never be – at war with Islam.”
*11. “Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”
*12. “In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”
*13. “Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”
*14. “So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed”
*15. “The Holy Koran tells us, ‘O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.’”
*16. “We’ve seen those results in generations of Muslim immigrants – farmers and factory workers, helping to lay the railroads and build our cities, the Muslim innovators who helped build some of our highest skyscrapers and who helped unlock the secrets of our universe.”
*17. “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”
*18. “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”
*19. “I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month.”
*20. “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”
55 comments
72 ArtificePink 2015-10-12
All kidding aside, I hope she dies.
29 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-10-12
I believe in reincarnation. I believe Lady Di will come back as a beautiful, majestic water bufferler.
28 libsarementallyill 2015-10-12
That's to Patrice and Giraldo.
3 CountBubs 2015-10-12
What about Otto?
2 youfuckmymother 2015-10-12
What about Richard Jeni?
1 libsarementallyill 2015-10-12
I thought of him too.
27 Dennyislife 2015-10-12
They tried to make Lady di go to rehab she said oh no no no no
6 Lobstrich 2015-10-12
That's fucking funny.
0 GumbleDog 2015-10-12
Thanks for letting us know.
5 TanksForNothing 2015-10-12
That made me loff
24 BigDummy666 2015-10-12
if Roland, Lady Di and Opie all died this week, I'd never stop cumming.
18 janedoe2893 2015-10-12
All joking aside, I hope she detoxes and gets some help.
11 vapeandcoffee 2015-10-12
She's been offered help dozens of times. She doesn't want it. She said it herself to Marion "I rather die than go back to work". She's what we would call "An absolute piece of shit". I will feel a little tingle inside when I hear of her passing.
4 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-12
She really is a garbage human.
3 vapeandcoffee 2015-10-12
She's astonishingly lazy and selfish. I'd like to see her brain scan, there has to be something missing.
16 Caverlock 2015-10-12
I stopped pulling for her when I found out she regularly drives drunk.
7 Dennyislife 2015-10-12
good news. Bill died so she had to sell it and now has 'a walking frame'
8 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-12
I hope Bill's ghost haunts her for all eternity.
-1 hate_is_real_ 2015-10-12
implying she has a car
6 Caverlock 2015-10-12
She said on the radio at least twice that she would drive to the liquor store to buy more beer because she and Bill had just went through it.
-1 libsarementallyill 2015-10-12
Since when do you get to drive the taxi?
3 ArtificePink 2015-10-12
She doesn't take the taxi, she would take Bill's truck. Fuck her.
10 Ant_Sucks 2015-10-12
My thoughts are with her doctors in their hour of need...
7 breadmoccasin 2015-10-12
I hope they shoot her on the operating table.
9 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-12
She is such a bizarre person.
8 ScoleriBrother 2015-10-12
Hopefully dr steve is there to guide her safely into the afterlife.
7 Leofan7 2015-10-12
Well ya see when you die there's gonna be a lot of FLUID that escapes through your orifices, and in your case it's probably going to be a lot of amber-colored, fizzy FLUUUUUUID.
6 Leofan7 2015-10-12
Her liver has probably turned to stone.
30 feignsc2 2015-10-12
Oh no no no my liver isn't stone no no no.
4 libsarementallyill 2015-10-12
Look at her baggy alcoholic skin.
6 Hyper_Polian 2015-10-12
Rest in piss
5 ChunkArcade 2015-10-12
Veterinarian*
4 CCRed95 2015-10-12
yayyy, finally the time has come
3 sloppysammy 2015-10-12
She looks like Eddie Viterelli in a wig.
2 francis_goatman 2015-10-12
I don't believe her. I think she's lying to get back on the show, she knows they'll talk to her if she's in and out of a hospital. Simple cunt.
2 EYE8OPIE 2015-10-12
Hopefully Opie and Roland die in a fiery car accident on the way to visit her
2 [deleted] 2015-10-12
"Lady Di, I can't believe your doctor is a Tyrannosaurus Rex."
5 EskimoEscrow 2015-10-12
No no no no, he's not a T-Rex.
1 justchippinyaaaa 2015-10-12
Haha. These always give me a chuckle.
1 EskimoEscrow 2015-10-12
Enjoy: Let's fuck with Lady Di
2 little-pete-ferguson 2015-10-12
The gestation period for elephants is 18 months, she's right on schedule
2 ImOnlyBleeding 2015-10-12
Poor waterbuffaler
1 TweetPoster 2015-10-12
@OrbaniDiana:
[Mistake?] [Suggestion] [FAQ] [Code] [Issues]
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1 t0xic_platypus 2015-10-12
I hope that they accidentally over-medicate her and she never wakes up.
1 Safety_Dancer 2015-10-12
I hope she has a full recovery and she become a regular on the Opie Raqio show.
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Documented quotes from Barrack HUSSEIN Obama while serving as president of The United States …. Any question where his loyalties lie? *1. “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”
*2. “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”
*3. “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”
*4. “Islam has always been part of America”
*5. “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”
*6. “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”
*7. “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”
*8. “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”
*9. “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”
*10. “I made it clear that America is not – and will never be – at war with Islam.”
*11. “Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”
*12. “In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”
*13. “Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”
*14. “So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed”
*15. “The Holy Koran tells us, ‘O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.’”
*16. “We’ve seen those results in generations of Muslim immigrants – farmers and factory workers, helping to lay the railroads and build our cities, the Muslim innovators who helped build some of our highest skyscrapers and who helped unlock the secrets of our universe.”
*17. “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”
*18. “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”
*19. “I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month.”
*20. “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”
10 EskimoEscrow 2015-10-12
Are you insane, or trolling badly?
8 cottonsweatpants 2015-10-12
it's Ant
5 MonsteRain 2015-10-12
enough about Islam
5 LuisGaygomez 2015-10-12
------> /r/tacsdiscussion
where you will be hailed as a prophet
2 AntsCamera 2015-10-12
Ant might invite him over and let him sleep with Keiths wife.
1 libsarementallyill 2015-10-12
It's Prima Nocta every nocta at the compound.
1 AntsCamera 2015-10-12
I feel like a fucking geeky shmuck for knowing what Prima Nocta meant.
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2 AntsCamera 2015-10-12
Shut the fuck up Trump.
2 19headaches 2015-10-12
Nigga calm down
1 [deleted] 2015-10-12
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