Jesus Christ Jim

44  2015-10-12 by Homusss

119 comments

Jim is a crushing bore now and that tranny is gross by tranny standards. I fucking hate how they interviewed her like she was royalty.

They're the soon to be new faces of Entertainment Weekly

Management is really liking the direction of the show.

It's even more magnified when you realize how shitty Opie has always treated people who actually liked him and weren't on there for publicity.

Oh god...we get it,Jim.

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So he's allowed to say the word. Like black people saying "nigger"

nailed it

Sherrod's black.

Proof?

Sorry, forgot the obligatory link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k

CB4 fuckin rules

He also fucked a black tranny prostitute in the ass bareback.

So thats how he got AIDS

What an eerie image. It gives me the same vibe as that shot of the guy in the bearsuit in The Shining.

Barf from Spaceballs looked exactly like that dude and I always wondered if Mel Brooks did that on purpose.

It reminds me of this picture of John or Jeff with an obviously adolescent girl. At least Jim isn't breaking laws and fucking kids, buuut at the same time at least John/Jeff is fucking something with a (tiny) vagina.

Sidenote: Anybody have the clip of the guys picking this picture apart? Haven't heard it in ages.

Weeeee'rrre two guys who enjoy taking compromising photos with questionables on our laps.

I don't know how much time you have on your hands, but here's a 6 hour compilation of the ENTIRE John and Jeff beatings collection

Aw shit man thanks!

That girl doesn't look under age to me. Her face is not that young.

That girl doesn't look like a girl to me.

I'm sure being a child prostitute takes it's toll on the girls.

Ahahahah, that picture always brings a smile to my face.

Uhh, that's a dude, dude. Look at the Adam's apple area. Imagine a shorter haircut.

Ooph, I figured that if they were gushing over a tranny pornstar being on their show it would at least be someone like Bailey Jay or Sarina Valentina. This prehistoric creature perched on Jimmy's lap looks like it could unhinge it's jaw and swallow him at any moment.

But I mean who doesn't love a girl that can palm a basketball.

Sarina Valentina

That's the spirit. She's delightful. Jane Marie too...or at least...you know...so I've heard.

I actually got him into Jane Marie just a month or two ago, he was talking about someone else and I said "You don't know Jane Marie?" He tweeted back something "how I have I never heard of her, she is lovely" or something.

Always happy to help a fellow creep/socially unacceptable fetishist out.

She really is a treat. You're doing the Lord's work sir.

I feel it's my civic duty.

All you niggas is gay.

Sort of, I guess.

Why did it get breast implants in the face.

I found some other pictures of her hanging out on Easter Island.

How does this man still pretend to be straight? How much denial can there be in such a small, ill-formed husk of a man?

Because he's all in with these freaks calling themselves women, or women with a birth defect. Like he respects that shit, and agrees they are women. Only way I can see he justifies it.

What's the matter you insecure she has a bigger cock than you? You're stuck in the stone ages ass hole. It's 2015, if you can't accept what someone like Kaitlyn Jenner has gone through then you're just a moron. 'Birth defect'? Fuck you

Gone through? You mean mental illness? The fact that it's 2015 only means that we coddle the mentally ill and encourage them to cut their dicks off instead of making them seek help because it's not PC.

I insist that they keep their dicks. For um... Decoration. Yeah, that's the ticket!

No one fucking cares dude. It's absolutely a birth defect/mental illness. I'm not saying they can't do whatever the fuck they want, I don't care at all, but that doesn't mean I have to kiss their ass or that I can't have an opinion. That's a guy with plastic surgery to make him vaguely look like an ugly ass woman.

You pc BRO?

What Caitlyn Jenner has gone thru? A mountain of paper work to get her reality TV show on the air after killing some poor woman in a car accident and then continuing to act like that never happened and that her "transition" is still the most important thing on the planet right now?

I'm sorry I prefer not to cater to the delusions of the mentally ill, you wouldn't agree with an anorexic when they claim to be fat, or encourage a person with bipolar that their manic state is completely fine, so why should I do the same with this monstrosity?

That's what the tranny's call it, a birth defect, you fucktard. I'm quoting them. I could give a shit if someone wants to dress like a woman.

Umm Bruce Jenner didn't go through anything dummy. He had some plastic surgery and tucks his juicy Olympic cock. He has made millions off dummies like you. He's so brave he's so courageous. yuck..... You're an Asshole and you'll do more damage to the cause of defending trainees buy referencing a freak show who's looking for money and attention his step kids get.

The hormone pills seem to finally work for the Opester

someone bleached a cut-rate wax statue of RuPaul?

That is an ugly fucking tranny.

It looks like someone who is going out of thier way to look like a tranny.

I noticed the transgendered do not age well. Like Mia looked halfway decent a few years ago (a friend told me) but fell off the wagon pretty quick. I think part of it is body dysmorphia plays into their thing and they can never stop fucking with themselves/getting more surgeries and shit. They start fucking with their face and then just look like melting candles or something. With cocks.

Two freaks. Not of nature but of their own doing in pursuit of looking 'normal'

It... is so ugly though, The only tranny i can respect is Bailey Jay, Atleast she looks like a women.

She doesn't though. Baily Jay looks almost like a woman.

pretty fucking close. looks more like a woman than the monsters I see when I venture into the WalMart

Well if you are trolling WalMart for pussy then that might be the problem.

I never said that sir, I just meant to say that Bailey Jay looks a lot more like a woman than many actual woman that are disgusting fat pigs. Said nothing about fucking WalMart bitches or tranny porn stars.

I'd fuck pig Walmart skanks before I'd fuck a hot tranny.

again, said nothing about fucking. this was started talking about how Bailey Jay looks or does not look like a woman.

and I see a really convincing tranny.

and I see an incredibly boring conversation.

I see an incredibly boring poster. We can do this all day.

sir there's not need for hurtful comments.

I was at a party once Bailey Jay was at, and I went out of my way just to kind of fuck around to mention to almost anyone I could that she was actually a guy. I don't think ONE person (guys or girls) out of like 8 people would believe me and most of them looked it up on their phone, because they were like "No fucking way." It is 100% convincing in person, if you talked to it for an hour and didn't know better, you'd never catch on that it had a cock. Bailey Jay is up in real deal Holyfield.

Banging tranny's instead of dudes is only 1% less gay and that's what he's hanging onto.

Marilyn Manson is more feminine looking than that thing.

Holy fuck its giant... it would look less weird if jim was sitting on her/its lap

I don't understand him being so into losing weight but doing NOTHING to add muscle

I think the term is 'twink.'

:Shiver:

It looks like the clown from Saw. And I did mean It. What the fuck is it?

That head is fucking enormous.

Yikes.

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What is that?

10 bucks says that monster has manlier smelling shits than Jimmy has ever had.

what? You don't think baby carrots and blueberries can make a smelly shit?

ugh

Jimmy liked trannys BEFORE it was cool...

I like the smiling face like he's got a real catch sitting on him.

She is very handsome

Is this the pterodactyl Tosh fucked in his standup?

Chick/dude makes Dan soders head look small

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Jim should really just come out as gay. Well, maybe more like pan sexual or some such bullshit.

We get it, Jim, you love cock. No way he hasn't been fucked in the ass.

are you a mouse or a man.. wait ... both, and you like trany's ... thats not how this story ends...

What the fuck is that animal??

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This surprises you why? Jimmy was probably leaking the whole time she? He? Was in studio.

You guys are weird. If that was what you were into, and you were 45, you'd fuck the ungodly fucking heck out of it. Trannies disgust me and Jimmy is gay, but I don't know why anyone is giving him shit for wanting to fuck what amounts in that world to an average plastic pornstar.

Lisa Ann's stupid kickball tits don't really look any better.

lisa anns stupid kickball tits would be a good band name

There are fish lips and paralysed faces. And then there is a facial structure that only comic book Joker would be proud to have.

Nope, I would take the ruined average plastic pornstar anyday.

Of course any straight man would. I figured it went without saying that you take what you can get when you start with a 22 inch rib-removed waist and a 30 inch hair-chest. Guess I figured wrong.

The man has a point, her tits are horrendous. Not saying I wouldnt bury my average sized peckah as far as I could into her though.

I would bet money that the majority of the people in this thread who were posting negative comments have put little to no thought in how they feel about the issue, have had no personal experience with a transgender person, and think that (no matter what they might say about rights) the person is not really the gender they feel they are. I used to think the same way as some of these posters (not the violence stuff like the most fucked up ones do) and it took actually thinking and going past a gut reaction to get over that feeling. Hate crimes usually don't happen in crowded areas, no. You know why? Because the aggressor often follows the victim away from the witnesses to attack them. Vincent Chin, Matthew Shephard, and Brandon Teena are just a few prominent examples of hate crime victims who were followed away from the scene of "provocation" (often nothing more than simply being in the bar, for example); they weren't attacked in public, they were all attacked in more lowkey places and brutally murdered. If she outs herself to inebriated men who are not in a sound state of mind, she significantly increases the risk of being followed outside of the bar and attacked. And of course there are always risks, no one is denying that, but outing herself to a stranger who's had too much to drink increases those risks to an unnecessary amount, whether she ends up sleeping with him or not. However, especially with trans people, the risk is much higher - have you not heard of the Baltimore woman who was savagely beaten in a McDonald's simply for trying to use the bathroom? It's not like it was a deserted place - there were people in there taking videos and egging on the attackers. And that's at a fucking McDonald's. If that can happen at a McDonald's with good lighting and where most of the clientele is probably sober and thinking straight (no pun intended), I shudder to think what would happen at a bar with dim lights and where most people are drinking. I think there is no single answer. She has the right to tell someone or not, depending on how she safe she feels. I also feel that it is neither my choice, nor your choice, nor anyone's choice but hers, when, where, and to whom she comes out. I think that's what's immoral, is straight cisgendered men telling a transwoman how to live her life.

Cool non-sequitur mate.

See, I was never scared that someone would find out I was straight. I was never shoved in the hallway while people called me, "breeder" as if I was less than human for being heterosexual. I never had people look down at me for being straight. My friends? Different story. When I start hearing stories of Smear-The-Heterosexual being played on the football field, or hear gamers start shouting, "QUIT BEING SUCH A BREEDER!" over mic, we'll talk. Until then, you should rethink what you said. Maybe you don't understand your "friends" as much as you think you do. Maybe you should voice this opinion to them, see how that turns out. Wait, nevermind, your "friends" shouldn't have to put up with that.

Cool anecdote that has nothing to do with the thread dude.

Calling her a tranny is completely disrespectful. I just don't understand how people can be this dense. Like, are they serious? How... what... gah. This is a basic thing here, people. Why is this complicated? SERIOUZLY GUYZ, Its TOTES cool for me to say "tranny" but don't you dare call me cis because that is EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.

Yeah we get it, we should call them "shemales", happy now?

It's nice to be in such a great mood today that this doesn't trigger me, instead I'm having big problems even beginning to fathom exactly how the reasoning works here. It's like the shitlords are some cruel mockery of what humans as caring and intelligent beings are capable of. Do you really need to actually, literally take the shitlords and upload their consciousness into a virtuality, a construct and put them "in another persons shoes" for them to be able to infere even the slightest amount of "I don't completly understand you, your life or your situation - but please, have my compassion as a fellow human"?

Dude, I know you're a troll so you're wasting your time on me.

being cis and hetero isn't normal it's just common. Why do cis people get insulted at being called cis? Why does reddit attribute anything relating to trans rights to tumblr, which aside from being completely invalidating and obviously showing they've never been to tumblr, it's been documented that transpeople have existed throughout human history? Why do assholes who accuse other people of selectively choosing parts of a subject to believe in completely ignore that part of biology where trans people exist and are 100% the gender they identify as? Though, to give them credit, I've seen reddit act far worst towards trans people, and the fact that someone said that transwomen are women and then used Laverne Cox as an example makes me happy because it makes me think her advocacy is working and society is slowly getting more understanding of transgender people

Because being called "cis" is another invention of the gays and trannies.

Heterosexuality is NORMAL. Homosexuality is NOT normal. You can make an argument that it is natural, but normal would imply that it furthers our species. It does not, it is an evolutionary dead end.

Your entire education is liberal SHIT, and you sure are buying it hook line and sinker.

Okay.

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This dudes a total tranny.

Who cares??!!! I will call him whatever the fuck I want to. This country is becoming a joke with little weak fools like you walking around brainwashed into being hypersensitive about every single thing.

See, I was never scared that someone would find out I was straight.

You shouldn't be, ever.

holy shit you're fucking insane. Never stop posting.

why are you on a SJW crusade on this sub? you really looking to "open people's eyes"? fuck off

I'm desperately afraid of any binarily split public facility. I like to be small, unnoticed, and in the background. This is impossible with any facility I could enter. I wear a padded bra and most assuredly feminine clothing, but I have an Adam's apple and deep voice. The world is really scary and I don't want to make anyone mad but I can't turn this part of my being off. This is what I have to deal with every day :(

I'm assuming you're trolling (well done btw).

TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

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“I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race”. “Dreams of My Father” ~B. Hussein Obama

“I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, a Muslim, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela”. (Did you get that? Malcolm X, racist Muslim who despises white people, is his hero.) “Dreams of My Father” ~B. Hussein Obama

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*1. “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”

*2. “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

*3. “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

*4. “Islam has always been part of America”

*5. “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

*6. “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”

*7. “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”

*8. “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

*9. “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”

*10. “I made it clear that America is not – and will never be – at war with Islam.”

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*17. “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

*18. “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”

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*20. “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”

get a job

I'm 13, legally I can't work yet

SO THERE

Your autism shines through everything you post here

Shine on you autistic diamond

"Our President" is a cunt.

You should change your name to Rapala, because you are clearly the world's leading manufacturer of bait.

You expect me to read all that nigga

Shut up nigger

Now there is no doubt: Read our president's own words ... then YOU decide where his loyalties lie: “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.” “The Audacity of Hope”, page 261. ~B. Hussein Obama

“I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites”. “Dreams of My Father” ~B. Hussein Obama

“I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race”. “Dreams of My Father” ~B. Hussein Obama

“I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, a Muslim, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela”. (Did you get that? Malcolm X, racist Muslim who despises white people, is his hero.) “Dreams of My Father” ~B. Hussein Obama

Documented quotes from Barrack HUSSEIN Obama while serving as president of The United States …. Any question where his loyalties lie?

*1. “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”

*2. “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

*3. “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

*4. “Islam has always been part of America”

*5. “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

*6. “we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”

*7. “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”

*8. “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

*9. “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”

*10. “I made it clear that America is not – and will never be – at war with Islam.”

*11. “Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”

*12. “In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”

*13. “Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”

*14. “So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed”

*15. “The Holy Koran tells us, ‘O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.’”

*16. “We’ve seen those results in generations of Muslim immigrants – farmers and factory workers, helping to lay the railroads and build our cities, the Muslim innovators who helped build some of our highest skyscrapers and who helped unlock the secrets of our universe.”

*17. “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

*18. “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”

*19. “I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month.”

*20. “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”