She's alive and still stupid

19  2015-10-10 by vapeandcoffee

21 comments

lol, are we prank calling Lady Di now?
I'm down.

Someone should call as "the hospital", and say that Bill didn't actually die and he needs a ride.

ME: You know it was funny at first, but now it's just sad. We need to retire the bit. So, where we at on the black whopper?

My tEtH OuR DrI

SHad up. thErs a AirPLAn IN ur Howse, APRIL FAHLLS

There's a tree on my house.

I wanna see the boat movie

Bravo.

Can someone pm me dis bitch's number? I want to longmont potion castle her ass

That website sucks and any of you cocksuckers should be ashamed to use it. Especially to prank our own precious Diana.

The fuck are you babbling about?

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Can someone PM me this sweet angels number

Next prank should be... Hello Miss Orbani? This is Sal Vulcano, down at the Social Security / Welfare Office? We are going to cut off your benefiets for good this time?

... WHY?

We got a tape of you on some radio program where you admitted to spending a good portion of your money on Natty Ice and crack cocaine. A mister "Greg" Hughes supplied it to us.

You don't need most of those question marks

The Grammar police? Really? Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck?

See those ones were all correct. Apparently you're not completely incompetent.

Well he did call you the grammar police even though it was his shit use of punctuation that was called into question. So he is kind of a retard.

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lol why would you prank call her

you are the worst, this is like stomping on a homeless man's food, or kicking a puppy

I'm humbly asking you to keep the stupendously boring jocktober talk out of my Di threads, thank you

or doxxing a paid subscriber

SHad up. thErs a AirPLAn IN ur Howse, APRIL FAHLLS