"I heard someone say once that there was a lot of cholesterol in the egg yolk and, although I don't really know what that is, I think it's bad for you. So I know what I'll do, I'll order just egg whites. Lets get rid of that yellow part, the part with most of the amino acids and other nutrients and all of the vitamin A and D. Doesn't matter that egg yolks are one of the very few foods to contain vitamin D, it might be fattening."
Pfft. Forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it hasn't been conclusively proven that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
can we all be nice to jimmy? just for a day. Let's have Sunday Funday with Jimmay. We can all say nice things and share fond memories about our favorite little Jimbo.
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3 McGowan9 2015-10-10
"I heard someone say once that there was a lot of cholesterol in the egg yolk and, although I don't really know what that is, I think it's bad for you. So I know what I'll do, I'll order just egg whites. Lets get rid of that yellow part, the part with most of the amino acids and other nutrients and all of the vitamin A and D. Doesn't matter that egg yolks are one of the very few foods to contain vitamin D, it might be fattening."
Jimmy logic.
5 NihilistKnight 2015-10-10
Pfft. Forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it hasn't been conclusively proven that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
2 McGowan9 2015-10-10
I didn't say it did, the part in quotes was supposed to be sarcastic.
3 NihilistKnight 2015-10-10
https://youtu.be/4OZkCXbbEJw
2 McGowan9 2015-10-10
Aha.
1 baraksobamas 2015-10-10
That's what we call eatin better. Now he just needs to go to the gym.
2 TheWetMuffinV2 2015-10-10
That thing sounds like a fucking banshee
2 AntsCamera 2015-10-10
They got to go to break within 20 minutes of a meal, so supermodel Jimmy can puke it up so he can still fit into a size 0 dress.
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1 carribbeanjimmy 2015-10-10
I honestly dont notice Opie's sniffs too often, but Jimmy really does take nervous apnia breaths
2 QuantumTabby 2015-10-10
can we all be nice to jimmy? just for a day. Let's have Sunday Funday with Jimmay. We can all say nice things and share fond memories about our favorite little Jimbo.
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-10
It's not Sunday yet, stupid, so let the bashing continue.
1 QuantumTabby 2015-10-10
Continue bashing maybe...but not bashing me. ouch. annddd punt.
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-10-10
Aaaand cunt.
1 QuantumTabby 2015-10-10
Do the bit!! Do the Bit!!!Just Do the Bittt!!
1 K1bbler 2015-10-10
http://i.imgur.com/rDCYZ28.jpg
1 QuantumTabby 2015-10-10
Risky click. I knew it was a risk going in but I went for it. Honestly it could have ended worse.
-1 QuantumTabby 2015-10-10
That dog needs a quick kick right in the muzzle!
1 OpiesBreasts 2015-10-10
Or the liver.