RIP Diana Orbani (Lady Di)

0  2015-10-10 by buryonedeep

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I called her after that other guy posted her number. Very alive. I told her a lot of people thought she was dead and she said "no, I'm not dead" and then I said "are you sure?" and she said "I'm talking to you aren't I?"

Then she told me I would have to let her go because she was going to bed. I said goodnight and she said "I'll talk to you later goodbye".

Now I'm going to listen to Di clips and think about how I actually spoke to the monstrosity.

I know she's alive, but I want her to think that we're under the impression she passed

And that is that.

It's time to retire the lady Di bit

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This was inevitable. Dr. Steve must be upset, and erect.