So apparently Kurt was referring to an actual puppy

32  2015-10-09 by jgnurly

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Exactly, and I repeat:

"How many times has something been "announced" on TACS and turned out to be false? And still you hens eat up anything that scared old man says. Amazing."

Idiots.

How many times has this sub been dead wrong about something (countless times) and had the character to admit it? Just a whirlwind of snarky comments and childish mental gymnastics.

And what the fuck did you do this week that was so productive? Or are you too tired from building hospitals in Hati while pissing holy water?

EDIT: Exaggeration. I'm all in with the hate tho...

Tsss....yeah why don't you go build one in coati or sumpthin

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Nothing Ant or Gavin said about this has been shown to be false (though it might still). The only thing it disproves is a shaky assumption that this sub made about autocorrect.

Thread title: "According to TACS, Opie had Gavin BANNED from appearing on Race Wars. FUCK OPIE"

No one had anyone banned from appearing on Race Wars.... everyone involved has denied this assertion... the text 'evidence' Ant posted talked about re-booking him, which clearly suggest that he's not banned... you hens are delusional. No wonder you pay money to watch someone read tweets out loud.

Hey! He also teaches us about the 2nd Amendment and does old movie quotes and impressions so why don't you educate yourself on what his show is all about for you go and just assume it's all about tweets, bub.

Again, you're quoting a fucking THREAD TITLE from this sub, which is notoriously awful at paraphrasing people. Did Ant ever say that Gavin was banned, or are we still blaming Ant for assumptions this sub made?

And believe me, I'm no bootlicker of Ant's. I find TACS to be roundly garbage. I just find it hilarious how quickly people around here forget who said what.

well it's a bit difficult for anyone with sense to know what Ant actually said because what he actually said is behind a paywall and most people with sense wouldn't pay money for that garbage.

well you can't claim to care what he has to say then. if he's behind a paywall and you're unwilling to pay or listen through some other means then how could you possibly care what he ever says?

All true things.

The point is that Ant said Opie went out of his way to stop Gavin from doing the show. That wasnt true. Kurt rebooked him because he wanted to let Opie know first.

Where was it said that Kurt was preemptively checking with Opie? I only read the shit that is directly linked here.

@kurtmetzger

2015-10-09 19:28 UTC

@AnthonyCumia @sldsnak4 yeah but he didnt. We wanted to check with him. Why would we not do that?


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Except, you know, Gavin saying Opie banned him from Race Wars and then it turns out that Kurt just wanted to check with Opie that it was OK to bring a dog into the studio.

He followed up the dog thing by asking Gavin if he and Opie had some kind of problem between them. He wasn't just checking about the dog.

No. Incorrect again hens. He asked if there was some beef for the puppy to eat.

You lot make me sick with your lies.

Another bridge burned lmao

Ant's discarded whore favorited Kurt's tweet like some passive aggressive jab

Another bridge burned by ole Freddy Krueger face?

How is this a bridge burned? Nothing changed. Kurt didn't call Tits a pussy, anyone who bought the auto-correct rumor is a shithead. The text from Kurt to Gavin is still the same. "Opie issues." Asking if they have beef. Kurt tweeted that he wanted to check with Opie first anyway. Kurt and Sherrod are cunts. Even worse Opies cunts.

Metzger seemed a little miffed that Anthony put his private text to Gavin on that shitty, 15 year old girl site that is twitter. That's why. I hope it's not a bridge burned, hope they can all address it on their individual shows, face to face. This cunty twitter shit is the worst though. These are grown men. On twitter, all day. Let that sink in for a minute.

Yeah, nothing worse than grown men posting messages and comments to other men on a social media platform all day long.......

Kurt is getting bullied by a box mate

metzger is a coked up madman who is easily offended. i like him, but i kinda don't like him at the same time.

i doubt it's a bridge burnt because kurt would be out of bridges by now if he didn't try to hold on to his relationships.

Posting Kurt's text was definitely bridge-burny behavior to begin with, but Kurt's explanation doesn't make it any more or less so.

Yeah, I guess it was kinda shitty but if someone said I was lying and I had proof I probably would have done the same thing. You're right. Bridge burned. I still don't really give a shit though. Race Wars is garbage.

Kurt is naht funny and he got 3 holes with him

He posted a text that wasn't even sent to him from Kurt.

I don't even give a care!

The "pussy" autocorrect definitely seemed like a stretch to me. The basic story still stands, however.

Yeah there's no way it autocorrected to puppy. Pussy is in the iPhone and Android dictionary. Plus P and S are on two completely different sides of the keyboard. Autocorrect typically fixes the incorrect word with letters that are closest to the other letters that you punched in. This is because it assumes that you missed the letter by one or two keys. Not half of the keyboard.

I said that and was essentially called a fuck. Someone even has the temerity to claim it would autocorrect on an android. The nerve of that guy.

Someone even has the temerity to claim it would autocorrect on an android.

He's a fucking idiot then. I just typed it on my android and it wasn't corrected.

Tsss.... Maybe you should change yer name to Mr autocorrect expert or sumpthin

I don't see how this changes anything. "Opie issues" were still keeping Gavin out.

People around here are weird. This is literally what happened.

Ant: Opie was keeping Gavin off of Race Wars. shows text

This sub: OH SHIT OPIE WAS KEEPING GAVIN OFF OF RACE WARS AND I BET THAT "PUPPY" WAS ACTUALLY PUSSY TOO

Kurt: No, it was an actual puppy that Gavin had.

This sub: ANT LIED TO US AGAIN!

Everyone just fucking forgot that they made up that part to begin with.

Yeah but the underlying thing here is that there were Opie issues keeping Gavin out. It's possible it doesn't mean much and there was a scheduling conflict. But yeah Kurt definitely didn't call him a pussy.

I know. That's what I'm saying. The only thing that was wrong was the part that Ant never said to begin with.

Oh, yeah you're right.

You think. To actually know what the deal is, we'd need to see the previous text to know what prompted the "you got beef?" part of the message.

The attention span of this sub is like a Vietnam vet sitting front row at a fireworks display.

What do you mean?

SO Gavin turns up with a dog, and can't get in so they decide to rebook? And Kurt brings up Opie's beef with Gavin as they are rebooking? So technically it possible that Gavin wasn't banned according to the texts?

They are just having schedule conflict in the foreseeable future

Gavin's your partner?

Yes, but he only likes to watch these days.

Gavin mentioned a puppy for his daughter on his show. Opies still a pussy.

Yeah, it makes much more sense as "puppy" than pussy. "It will be better. . . and you won't have a puppy to deal with." It's not like Opie won't be who he is for the rescheduled show.

the fact that Kurt has to explain this is great.Another Jocktobering victory...poor Tits.

very true. As long as it causes drama in Opie's world it's a win until he finally starts listening to the fans.

What a time to be alive!

That's not Colin, that's his cousin, Iarn.

Fuck I fell for it. Haha good call. I am going to pretend it was colin.

Congratulations. You fell for the same account as Lady Di.

Not a twitter user but fair enough. At least I didn't respond back and forth

Unlike now

There is only one true fake Col, gang.

@iarncolinquinn

2015-10-09 20:38 UTC

@kurtmetzger @AnthonyCumia @sldsnak4 Sirius doesn't allow dogs in the building, but that gorilla @Sherrod_Small has free access?


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I don't even know who's trolling who or when shots are legitimately fired or what anymore.

Ask me and I'll tell you. For a price...

;)

Anthony is a knight in shining armor.

Oh so now Kurt is acting like a fucking puppy?

I said this and was called a faggot. Y I love Reddit.

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Damn, how did I get into this mess.

Hey it's fun stirring up the drama in Opie's world. Primarily because he refuses to listen to his critics.

The little men inside Opie's brain turning the handle responding to a friendly jibe or helpful criticism:

" battle stations! We got a criticism incoming at 12 o'clock! Turn off audio and comprehension stat! Increase vocal volume 300% and switch on the ' react without thinking about it first ' button to compensate.

Switch off the buttons that control the hairline ( currently at 18% remaining and falling rapidly ) and the breasts ( lefty is at 85% and growing, righty is at 93% and fast approaching critical mass ) as they're draining too much power.

Eject brain cells! Eject brain cells! Eject brain cells! "

With the way Kurt talks, puppy should have autocorrect to pussy.

Gavin should lay off the coke for a while

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Best reply I've seen thus far.

That is hilarious. Anthony's big stupid mouth and his fans are the gift that just keeps giving.

The presence of a dog doesn't make tits not a pussy.

I love Kurt, really wish he gave more of a fuck about all of the O&A and the Los/Bonfire drama.... He suffers no fools at all IMO and just says whatever he thinks. It would be interesting to hear his take on all the crazy.

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Haha somebody should tell Kurt to go to meatspin.com (a surprise is waiting for him) ...let me get back to my modding duties at the Tacs sub, it's teeming with activity, almost two posts today.

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About /u/DassRaciss - (doesn't mention anything about his pox marked cheeks or his baldopie hair )

Some college

Doesn't Have Kids

Aries Height 5' 10" (178cm) Body Type Average body type Profession caregiver Ethnicity Caucasian Wants Kids Does not want children Hair Color Brown Eye color Blue

Ant doesn't have pockmarks those are just dimples guys.

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About /u/DassRaciss - (doesn't mention anything about his pox marked cheeks or his baldopie hair )

Some college

Doesn't Have Kids

Aries Height 5' 10" (178cm) Body Type Average body type Profession caregiver Ethnicity Caucasian Wants Kids Does not want children Hair Color Brown Eye color Blue

Kurt is naht funny and he got 3 holes with him