Opie could've avoided most of this...

16  2015-10-09 by TurkeyLizard

He could've avoided most of this hate if he just went on Ant's show. You psychos would almost certainly be giving him less shit. And Ant would still defend him like a battered housewife, the way he always did pre-breakup, if Opie did his show once every few weeks. In return, Ant would probably get more free plugs on O+J and wouldn't be burning so many bridges for subscriber entertainment/reddit fuel (will Metzger ever do his show again now?).

But they're both headcases, so they lose out. It's fascinating to watch it all unravel, though. Thanks for all the laughs.

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He will go on his show, he's just busy trying to figure things out.

Maybe they can go for a beer.

"You're copping out" - Larry King

Larry King is a fucking pro. It took him like 10 seconds to see thru all the bullshit and figure everything out.

He is a pro-fessional. Look it up in the book.

King nailed Tits to the wall re: clout. Tits bragged that he had it, so Larry asked "then why don't you use it to get Anthony back?", and Tits said "I guess........I have clout".

?!?!?!?

Larry might not have asked that particular question, but Opie definitely ended the conversation with a nonsensical "Larry just exposed that I don't have any clout whatsoever, but I'm going to repeat that I have it" statement.

He's a hater

Opie is. Anthony invited him on a few times. He refused because he had a legit superiority complex. Which is hilarious.

Like how magnets work or how a camera works or the point of buckling up your child or how to talk to people without being insulting?

Or what's in salt water that makes it undrinkable?

Or why we don't harvest human vomit?

All of it could have been avoided if they would just fucking talk. That's what's also so insane about this.

Someone close told him to "keep your mouth closed until this blows over, then you talk about it."

And Anthony's not a racist. That's what's so insane about this.

I don't think Anthony would even agree with you

I was doing Michael Richards.

Try doing a Richard Jeni

Ouch

It could only be avoided if Opie was a better liar. Because it really looks like Ant was fired on some bullshit and Opie was more than happy to watch it happen.

Opie made it happen.

i bet the reason he didnt go on tacs is because hes managements boy

I don't think this Metzger shit will amount to anything other than a spike in posts here.

That is a good point, but the pair of them are social retards...they're at opposite ends of that particular spectrum, but they don't deal well with personal conflict.

It doesn't matter any more. They're both fucking jokes and deserve the torment.

Trying to get them fired is fucking pathetic, though. I don't get why Francesa'ing isn't enough.

Absolutely

Him not ending up on Ant's show is just as much Ant's fault as it is Opie's...they're both social idiot egomaniacs. Opie should've just gone on and trusted Ant wouldn't sandbag him, and Ant should've just met and had a beer with Opie before having him on. Both of those are perfectly fine, yet these two fucking idiots couldn't manage it.

Management wouldn't allow it...

Clockwork references aside, seriously, they wouldn't allow it.

Hopefully some day the band will get back together.

We're back.. And better than ever, we're back!

Ran with the Devil, and learned to Jump;

got Hot for Teacher, and then we WENT TO PANAMAAAAA!

ur...ummm..wait! That don't rhyme!

Ran with the Devil, and learned to Jump;

got Hot for Teacher, and then we WENT TO PANAMAAAAA!

ur...ummm..wait! That don't rhyme!

Someone close told him to "keep your mouth closed until this blows over, then you talk about it."

And Anthony's not a racist. That's what's so insane about this.