Reality Check for the Haters: Opie is Worth $10 Million and Goes Home to a Super Model Hot Wife

18  2015-10-08 by unclepaul84

......who is getting plowed by any man other than Tits. Lynsi's whole life right now is figuring a way to get every last penny of that 10 million. She spends her time shopping for high-price divorce lawyers and praying for Tits' untimely death. There is your reality check.

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I'm Bam Magera, and I support this message

My name is Brandon Cole "Bam" Margera and I approve this message. I also enjoy giving Lynsi a good deep dicking while her grandfather husband is at work making shit radio. My son and daughter also approve.

such a fucking white trash way to spell her name too. just terrible

Check it out now....

I'm Bam Margera....

was that a fatboy slim reference?

You lost me at super model hot. The rest is on point though.

Loveless marriage?
Embarassing sexual performance? Ignored children? Eastside Dave's 500 bucks?

We have all this and more at the Hughes' household.

Eastside Dave's 500 bucks?

LOL!

Opie actually has the $500 in an envelope with "East Side Dave" written on it under his mattress.

I heard that the penciled-in "East Side Dave" has been obliterated due to months of friction between the abused mattresses when Opie's in-studio.

His cleaning staff is actually pretty gentle with handling such high thread count sheets. I don't get it.

I would take Eastside Daves wife over Opies as well.

pic?

Holy shit

But he dies unhappy and disliked by most his fans despite his good fortune. He is perpetually grumpy, and turning uglier by the day, how long until she leaves with the kids, the house, and half his bank?

He has to live with the fact that he is a miserable twat, and owes his life to Anthony, who he fucking despises.

His misery is all that matters to me, I know we are only a small dent, but we are effective nonetheless.

One of the most revolting things about Opie is that he's such a narcissist that I don't think he'll ever even consider in his head that Ant is the reason that he is rich! In Opie's mind, he's every bit as funny as Ant, & the he was already heading straight for the top I radio & he was a nice enough guy to let Ant come along for the ride.

He loved reminding everybody that he's been in radio for years, & how he went to school for it, but he'll never consider that if he's so talented in radio, then how did he have his own radio show for year making $27K a year, & it wasnt until shortly after Ant was hired before any of big companies even knew Opie's first name.

Supermodel hot? She looks like any normal chick you'd see on the street.

She's an L.A. 4

I dunno man, have you ever been to LA? Might wanna bump her down to a 3 in that town.

I stand corrected.

and she must really be an insufferable tard if she can marry a person like The Opster

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I really think opies wife should be left out of this. Leave her Instagram/Facebook alone. She married the dope, that's got to suck.

But what about everyone's imaginary opinions about how terrible she is?!?!

Fuck you. She knew what he was. She deserves what she gets. If she hadn't had done what she knew she shouldn't had done.........she'd be happy elsewhere with a 40 yo husband with a beautiful head of thick hair, a giant pekka and no breasts.

Not saying she should be included, but I agree that by all accounts she was a fangirl of the show.

And if her favorite was Opie then she's a dummy.

Too old for Cumia, too female for Norton, just right for Stupid

in the goldilocks zone between transsexual cuckoldry and outright pedophilia

I wish nothing short of firing - divorce - suicide , in that order, for the titster. If I could only pick one tho, it'd have to be divorce.

Oh Uncle Paul....

"She's my best friend and the funniest person I know."

That funniest person I know line always had me fucked up, but I can't really argue with him because Opie knows comedy. I guess I believe she's funny though because every pic I see her in, she looks like she would be a hoot!

Did you also know that Opie recently had a birthday party? Over 200 guests attended. Police had to come down to the restaurant and take down everybody's name due to a burglary. None of Opie's teammates were there. Not one.

Is that true about the restaurant? It's not at all surprising to me if nobody from his staff showed up, because Opie tries to come across as just a normal guy, but he's really an elitist. And it's always been a known fact that he treats most staff & former staff like a piece of garbage. You never hear former staff members speaking out against the way Ant & Jim treated them.

No, I was just paraphrasing a key scene from the recent Kevin Costner movie Draft Day. But it sure does sound like something that could have really happened. Well, maybe not the 200 people attending part.

you have low standards

Was anyone else hoping for a Chiproll?

"super model hot" is pushing it. but i guess it's subjective really.

lynsi is a 4 in Afghanistan

Opie's wife's family are actually very rich. Probably richer than him. She doesn't need his money, though I'm not saying that would stop someone from wanting to take it anyway in a divorce situation.

Really? I thought she was Philly white trash.

She is

She is