Reality Check for the Haters: Opie is Worth $10 Million and Goes Home to a Super Model Hot Wife
18 2015-10-08 by unclepaul84
......who is getting plowed by any man other than Tits. Lynsi's whole life right now is figuring a way to get every last penny of that 10 million. She spends her time shopping for high-price divorce lawyers and praying for Tits' untimely death. There is your reality check.
43 comments
30 WhaddupScrubs 2015-10-08
I'm Bam Magera, and I support this message
4 ScoliOpie 2015-10-08
My name is Brandon Cole "Bam" Margera and I approve this message. I also enjoy giving Lynsi a good deep dicking while her grandfather husband is at work making shit radio. My son and daughter also approve.
2 TheFatMosque 2015-10-08
such a fucking white trash way to spell her name too. just terrible
1 AntsCamera 2015-10-08
Check it out now....
I'm Bam Margera....
-1 BlewRaja 2015-10-08
was that a fatboy slim reference?
1 AntsCamera 2015-10-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrdHTgx8uNw
Old school.
10 K1bbler 2015-10-08
You lost me at super model hot. The rest is on point though.
8 IggysGlove 2015-10-08
Loveless marriage?
Embarassing sexual performance? Ignored children? Eastside Dave's 500 bucks?
We have all this and more at the Hughes' household.
2 CookieHaid 2015-10-08
LOL!
2 nomorecompromise 2015-10-08
Opie actually has the $500 in an envelope with "East Side Dave" written on it under his mattress.
2 CookieHaid 2015-10-08
I heard that the penciled-in "East Side Dave" has been obliterated due to months of friction between the abused mattresses when Opie's in-studio.
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-08
His cleaning staff is actually pretty gentle with handling such high thread count sheets. I don't get it.
1 baraksobamas 2015-10-08
I would take Eastside Daves wife over Opies as well.
1 TheFatMosque 2015-10-08
pic?
1 baraksobamas 2015-10-08
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-HdHjUF-r7y0/ThUnYr-kYlI/AAAAAAAADFw/gAjqnW6m5tc/w483-h604/n594886279_2685254_206683.jpg
1 genghisjohn187 2015-10-08
Holy shit
6 AntsCamera 2015-10-08
But he dies unhappy and disliked by most his fans despite his good fortune. He is perpetually grumpy, and turning uglier by the day, how long until she leaves with the kids, the house, and half his bank?
He has to live with the fact that he is a miserable twat, and owes his life to Anthony, who he fucking despises.
His misery is all that matters to me, I know we are only a small dent, but we are effective nonetheless.
1 Moxson4 2015-10-08
One of the most revolting things about Opie is that he's such a narcissist that I don't think he'll ever even consider in his head that Ant is the reason that he is rich! In Opie's mind, he's every bit as funny as Ant, & the he was already heading straight for the top I radio & he was a nice enough guy to let Ant come along for the ride.
He loved reminding everybody that he's been in radio for years, & how he went to school for it, but he'll never consider that if he's so talented in radio, then how did he have his own radio show for year making $27K a year, & it wasnt until shortly after Ant was hired before any of big companies even knew Opie's first name.
5 jamesfromdelaware 2015-10-08
Supermodel hot? She looks like any normal chick you'd see on the street.
4 lickandsniff 2015-10-08
She's an L.A. 4
3 jamesfromdelaware 2015-10-08
I dunno man, have you ever been to LA? Might wanna bump her down to a 3 in that town.
2 lickandsniff 2015-10-08
I stand corrected.
3 TheFatMosque 2015-10-08
and she must really be an insufferable tard if she can marry a person like The Opster
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3 Sippycupofpee 2015-10-08
I really think opies wife should be left out of this. Leave her Instagram/Facebook alone. She married the dope, that's got to suck.
1 molloybe 2015-10-08
But what about everyone's imaginary opinions about how terrible she is?!?!
-5 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-10-08
Fuck you. She knew what he was. She deserves what she gets. If she hadn't had done what she knew she shouldn't had done.........she'd be happy elsewhere with a 40 yo husband with a beautiful head of thick hair, a giant pekka and no breasts.
3 DapperDan0979 2015-10-08
Not saying she should be included, but I agree that by all accounts she was a fangirl of the show.
And if her favorite was Opie then she's a dummy.
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-10-08
Too old for Cumia, too female for Norton, just right for Stupid
1 TheFatMosque 2015-10-08
in the goldilocks zone between transsexual cuckoldry and outright pedophilia
3 Potroast14 2015-10-08
I wish nothing short of firing - divorce - suicide , in that order, for the titster. If I could only pick one tho, it'd have to be divorce.
2 TunesianKnifeFighter 2015-10-08
Oh Uncle Paul....
2 JMueller2012 2015-10-08
"She's my best friend and the funniest person I know."
3 Moxson4 2015-10-08
That funniest person I know line always had me fucked up, but I can't really argue with him because Opie knows comedy. I guess I believe she's funny though because every pic I see her in, she looks like she would be a hoot!
1 Lackbear 2015-10-08
Did you also know that Opie recently had a birthday party? Over 200 guests attended. Police had to come down to the restaurant and take down everybody's name due to a burglary. None of Opie's teammates were there. Not one.
1 Moxson4 2015-10-08
Is that true about the restaurant? It's not at all surprising to me if nobody from his staff showed up, because Opie tries to come across as just a normal guy, but he's really an elitist. And it's always been a known fact that he treats most staff & former staff like a piece of garbage. You never hear former staff members speaking out against the way Ant & Jim treated them.
1 Lackbear 2015-10-08
No, I was just paraphrasing a key scene from the recent Kevin Costner movie Draft Day. But it sure does sound like something that could have really happened. Well, maybe not the 200 people attending part.
1 stinkskc 2015-10-08
you have low standards
1 HookerMouth82 2015-10-08
Was anyone else hoping for a Chiproll?
1 blackirishlad 2015-10-08
"super model hot" is pushing it. but i guess it's subjective really.
1 Moakley 2015-10-08
lynsi is a 4 in Afghanistan
-1 kentrel 2015-10-08
Opie's wife's family are actually very rich. Probably richer than him. She doesn't need his money, though I'm not saying that would stop someone from wanting to take it anyway in a divorce situation.
4 unclepaul84 2015-10-08
Really? I thought she was Philly white trash.
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2015-10-08
She is
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2015-10-08
She is