Jim was addicted to cheeseburgers in the mid 90s. It's just one of the crosses he has to bear on a daily basis. #mystruggle.

You don't even know. One time he ate a cheeseburger when he was 17 and he was walking down the street with a knife threatening people for more burgers.

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I dont get it, if he doesn't want a whopper then big deal.

thats the bit

"Where are you at with Black Whoppers?" - Opie to every guest

Are we on the air?

More like, "So where ya at with the Black Whopperrrrrz?" Because it's more charismatic to say it like that. And don't forget a few, "I don't get the buzz about it. It's just a black bun. I don't get it!"

More like, "So where ya at with the Black Whopperrrrrz?"

I would just add the person's full name at the end of that sentence for the complete Opester experience.

Every Monday show starts with Opie asking, "So, how was you weekend Jim Nor-ten?"

Just reading this gave me a severe case of the douchechills.

well maybe the show has passed you by...sniff

He can't, His elbow has been sore for 8 months.

Maybe he can get the juice bar employees to throw it into the XL smoothie he emailed the management about.

Yeah I wonder why his elbow is always sore? It couldn't have anything to do with a lack of calcium, protein, or any other essential nutrients that you would get from normal food.

No better just stick to this diet of carrots and grass.

Or because he's fucking old.

The real convo was sadly even worse. Opie said they should get whoppers, then tried playing it off like he was mocking the show always getting called a morning zoo show...Then not even 3 minutes later said "For real, should we go get some." Then he obsessed about green poo for 10 minutes.

ME: It's just a dumb throwaway bit you dopes! Just like the ketchup challenge and roach eggs!

ME: You IDIOTS. If I'm aware of it that makes it ironic. I can do whatever I want! Nice try tho.

You forgot the part where they actually got them, and then no one in studio would have one.

I must've turned it off by then.

A black whopper? What, did Sherrod tell a lie or sumthin'???

Tss, sounds like they're talking about my mudda's friend

Tss. Lamar's feet whoppa, cocksucka!!!

Fuck you for picking on Jimmy when he is preparing himself for his pivotal role of skeleton number 4 it some shitty movie that will bomb and he'll get cut out off!

The Machinist 2 for Hulu.

So, you want we should get you one, Jim?

I don't know how you did it - but this is 100% a sentence only Opie can construct.

Vurry Good.

Yimmy should really relax with the dieting. Motherfucker looking like condorito. http://www.amazon.com/Condorito-The-Adventure-Begins-Pepo/dp/0060776021#immersive-view_1444177932746

ME: But how does the bun get black? I mean, its not really black is it? They are just making it black, right?

Tell me that's not a quote

it's the line of the day

It wouldn't surprise me.

Jim looks like an AIDS patient

I don't think he's being patient with those AIDS.

Who gives a shit. Jimmy talked about food like that even when he was fat.

Lol! I love how he went from fat slob to anorexic cunt. Poor Jimmy

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He's right though, carbs are a bitch when trying to lose weight. Of course this doesn't apply to Jimmy since he looks like an AIDS patient and is clearly overdoing it

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You look like a dying bird.

LULZ

Sweet Dee Norton.

Came here for the porn

Sweet Dee Norton.