All of that stammering and stuttering and crutch words to get through that. Jesus. It was a press release for a local paper written at a grade school level.

That egomaniac always insisted on reading, too. He had to show he was useful, somehow.

When I saw that he said "horrendous" 38 times in one week, my first thought was, "Yeah right. He's says it way more frequently than that."

at this point, you could tell me he read any word wrong and I would legitimately believe you.