Survey: Just how fucking fat are you?

0  2015-10-03 by Ant_Sucks

Just wondering who needs a cake stomping intervention. It's never too late to lose that weight, but first someone needs to stomp all over your shitty diet.

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9 comments

Your keyboard crapped out, what did you say?

I would say i'm a little plump, scotch girl.

Plumping up, wha?

Not that fat, why don't you ask your mom. I was over there last night.

6'3" 195. I'd have abs if i drank less beer. Your internet nerd stereotypes are hopelessly played out.

havent been chubby since i was 12. i'm actually very athletic, have personal trained over the years, and have a shoulder-to-waist ratio to die for. the old men talking about their diets/sugar/gym habits on the show always gave me a laugh.

doesn't matter how fit i am though, i'll always be a ginger.

I'm Rolandesque💩

I'm morbidly obese.

6' 7" - 230lb