Cakes are terrible nutrition, full of saturated fat and refined sugars. Opie saved that man from diabetes. A hero!
0 2015-10-01 by Ant_Sucks
If I could go back in time and stomp on Patrice's shitty fatty lunch I would. He'd still be with us today. Think of how much healthier the world would be if we all cake stomped. Stomp some chubby fucker's cake today and make the world a better place.
10 comments
6 monkdick 2015-10-01
Fuck you, fuck diabetes, fuck Opie, and fuck the homeless. Any man that would stomp on a cake is an animal. I'm only here to defend cake.
3 Ant_Sucks 2015-10-01
Cake killed Patrice before killing this thing
Cake is a monster
1 baraksobamas 2015-10-01
Even trade.
1 monkdick 2015-10-01
What is that thing? It's got huge tits. I'd eat a good piece of cake with it.
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2015-10-01
She has a beautiful face, damn shame.
1 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-01
Good lord.
2 michaeIcolestie 2015-10-01
Someone needs to edit the cake stomp into an anti sugar psa commercial with smiling opie after the stomp Calling u/koolaider
2 BigGreenYamo 2015-10-01
Not to mention that you just KNOW that the homeless have terrible dental plans. All that sugar is just completely destroying that poor man's teeth.
1 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-01
(sighs) I miss Patrice.
1 little-pete-ferguson 2015-10-01
haha your right, Opie is a national hero!
1 baraksobamas 2015-10-01
Even trade.
1 monkdick 2015-10-01
What is that thing? It's got huge tits. I'd eat a good piece of cake with it.
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2015-10-01
She has a beautiful face, damn shame.
1 chicken-named-mike 2015-10-01
Good lord.