Opie told a story where he as a kid and a friend threw rocks at an old woman raking leaves because he was convinced she was a witch, he's always been a piece of human garbage.
Does Ricky know about all the dead dogs and cats from Opie's youth? The family was so stupid, instead of building a fence or keeping them indoors, they let these beautiful creatures roam recklessly until they were brutally hit by speeding cars. One after another after another. Adopt, roam, dead. Adopt, roam, dead. Over and over again, year after year.
Well, Ricky sure knows about all the cats from Pilkoidz youth.
But are Opies lies/exagerations now considered true when they fit the "hater agenda"? I though we agreed that all his anecdotes are bullshit? But true or not – it can still be used against him I guess.
Yeah, he seems like a very self rigtheous know-it-all. And have any of his films since extras been any good? I'd say he has Karl to thank for alot of his career. But nonetheless – as soon as I hear his wonderful laugh, all is forgiven.
Derek was tolerablenat but mainly due to the scenes involving Karl and, I'll admit, the tear at your heartstrings bits are pretty moving if you're into that kinda thing.
I believe undoubtedly this is a true story . Opie has always been angry and prone to fits of rage, he constantly demonstrates this behavior. He definitely kicked a small Pomeranian named Chester in the belly causing either swelling or laceration of the liver leading to the dogs death some time later.
"the dog was a good friend to the show. it would come out and wait for us cos it.. cos it new if it did there's a chance it could get some fougkhin food or whatever dogs eat sniff. it was a bit that got out of hand but anyone will tell you that dog loved the show"
I would imagine that he's been tweeted that several hundred times at this point, I would also guess he knows that Opie was mocked for lying about that for years until it was decided that i was better for the destroy Opie cause if he wasn't lying.
I was saying that there have been several "Another one of Opie's dumb lies" posts in reference to this, but now that it's beneficial for some of these maniacs to believe it, they do.
even if kicking the dog to death was a lie or an embellishment, it's a lie he thought was funny and entertaining enough to repeat several times on the radio.
and from what i remember, it was one of opie's proudest moments; he used to ham it up to no end, playfully shushing ant after their insinuations.
he definitely thought kicking a dog made him look cool and "edgy."
Nothing's more gross to me than the people on this board who love the racist, dirty, pedo humor who post a post like you just did.
Even if he failed at his attempt to impress you with his story, don't act high and mighty like it's something you're better than. I'm sure you find Uncle Paul funny. (as do i)
I'd never want to come off as a moralizing twat, but no, the chester's liver story never made me laugh. I oppose it on comedic grounds: there's no joke to the "bit."
Yes you oppose to it on comedic grounds... But want everyone to lie and pretend to oppose it on "animal rights" grounds. That's super low, at least with the Cakestomp thing his dumbass actually did that shit.
I was saying that there have been several "Another one of Opie's dumb lies" posts in reference to this, but now that it's beneficial for some of these maniacs to believe it, they do.
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41 takyon_deathyon 2015-09-30
If Ricky ever brought it up on air, he'd have to admit that he killed a dog, or admit that he's a liar.
Win/Win situation
Edit: Can't spell for shit
9 IggysGlove 2015-09-30
It is probably one of the few 100 % genuine stories he has ever told.
5 NicNacAttack 2015-09-30
Holy shit, excellent point
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2015-09-30
He'd just try to vaguely say he "pumped it up for the the radio" and that of course he didn't kill a dog.
18 TEDS_CAKE_EMPORIUM 2015-09-30
http://unitedagents.co.uk/ricky-gervais
I mean if my client hung out with unsavory people, I'd like to know..
15 bonecrushingkisses 2015-09-30
Desperately need a clip of this. PETA is inquiring about it
10 FrunkisOA 2015-09-30
standwithchestah
9 Navsies 2015-09-30
also, he bought hermit crabs for his children:
http://www.peta.org/living/companion-animals/7-reasons-never-buy-hermit-crab/
15 brmlb 2015-09-30
Those poor crabs. They could have led a life in the ocean, amongst friends, in large colonies, living for 30 years, happy and free.
Instead they get to die in 9 months due to the Titster's negligence and brat son's rough handling.
7 blackirishlad 2015-09-30
who the fuck wants a pet crab?
3 Pale_Pen15 2015-09-30
I had one when I was a lad
6 TheKrustyMinger 2015-09-30
You are the worst
2 SteakSauce66 2015-09-30
YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!
3 netbent 2015-09-30
1 breadmoccasin 2015-09-30
Okay, I don't like Opie but I hate PETA and offended-by-everything types way more.
8 Low_Hanging_Fruit 2015-09-30
Oh man, I've never heard this story. There's another reason I have to hate this twat?
6 Clown_Shoe 2015-09-30
A dog ate his steak and he kicked it in the side and it died later. I think it was his ex girlfriends parents dog. Been awhile since I heard the story
8 stevex42 2015-09-30
It was Anthony's ex mother-in law's dog.
2 Clown_Shoe 2015-09-30
Thats right.
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7 Hxcgrapes 2015-09-30
Even if Ricky knew, Opie's defense would be the standard, "it's a radio bit. It never happened."
5 Tom_Stall 2015-09-30
And then later if he no longer had a use for Ricky he would say that he did actually kill the dog but he lied to Ricky so he could use him.
Tits: Master of Mind-games!
3 TriangleDimes 2015-09-30
"I'm just aaaah SNIFFFF pullin' the strings, ya know? I'm all in with being a puppet maestro."
5 DHFearnot 2015-09-30
Opie told a story where he as a kid and a friend threw rocks at an old woman raking leaves because he was convinced she was a witch, he's always been a piece of human garbage.
1 danimalplanimal 2015-09-30
THAT'S THE BIT!
3 shill_spotter 2015-09-30
doglivesmatter
2 donniedorko 2015-09-30
http://youtu.be/lG-kdMyF2ro not the original story unfortunately
2 brmlb 2015-09-30
Does Ricky know about all the dead dogs and cats from Opie's youth? The family was so stupid, instead of building a fence or keeping them indoors, they let these beautiful creatures roam recklessly until they were brutally hit by speeding cars. One after another after another. Adopt, roam, dead. Adopt, roam, dead. Over and over again, year after year.
7 burgersass 2015-09-30
I don't think this is the same as a grown man kicking a dog and it dying.
-1 brmlb 2015-09-30
criminal assault and criminal negligence are both bad
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0 i_dont_give_a_care 2015-09-30
Are you a 14 year old girl?
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2 Skivsamlaren 2015-09-30
Well, Ricky sure knows about all the cats from Pilkoidz youth.
But are Opies lies/exagerations now considered true when they fit the "hater agenda"? I though we agreed that all his anecdotes are bullshit? But true or not – it can still be used against him I guess.
2 otteaux 2015-09-30
There has never, in the history of the Earth, been someone who went from a comedic genius to an unfunny cunt more quickly than Ricky Gervais.
He's fucking insufferable nowadays and it kills me because his XFM show with Merchant and Pilkington may have legit been the best radio ever done.
2 wankstainjones 2015-09-30
Agreed. He panders to Americans audiences so much.
And further to that I've heard him bring up word for word material on O&A from his XFM days.
1 Skivsamlaren 2015-09-30
Yeah, he seems like a very self rigtheous know-it-all. And have any of his films since extras been any good? I'd say he has Karl to thank for alot of his career. But nonetheless – as soon as I hear his wonderful laugh, all is forgiven.
1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2015-09-30
Derek was tolerablenat but mainly due to the scenes involving Karl and, I'll admit, the tear at your heartstrings bits are pretty moving if you're into that kinda thing.
2 RikTheMick 2015-09-30
Fuck Gervais and fuck Opie.
1 SteakSauce66 2015-09-30
Finally someone is making sense.
2 awfulradio 2015-09-30
I believe undoubtedly this is a true story . Opie has always been angry and prone to fits of rage, he constantly demonstrates this behavior. He definitely kicked a small Pomeranian named Chester in the belly causing either swelling or laceration of the liver leading to the dogs death some time later.
1 truthie 2015-09-30
Link to story?
1 MacsDuster 2015-09-30
This question has been asked before, and it's as irrelevant now as it was the last time.
1 well_shore 2015-09-30
wait what? I must be out of the loop, whats the story on this?
1 danimalplanimal 2015-09-30
someone fill me in here...I mean I knew Opie was a human-piece-of-shit but this seems cartoonish even for Tits
1 LethalWillis 2015-09-30
-4 bigmattson 2015-09-30
I would imagine that he's been tweeted that several hundred times at this point, I would also guess he knows that Opie was mocked for lying about that for years until it was decided that i was better for the destroy Opie cause if he wasn't lying.
3 OhKapitanMyKapitan 2015-09-30
Huh?
-1 bigmattson 2015-09-30
It*
I was saying that there have been several "Another one of Opie's dumb lies" posts in reference to this, but now that it's beneficial for some of these maniacs to believe it, they do.
3 IgorTufluv 2015-09-30
even if kicking the dog to death was a lie or an embellishment, it's a lie he thought was funny and entertaining enough to repeat several times on the radio.
and from what i remember, it was one of opie's proudest moments; he used to ham it up to no end, playfully shushing ant after their insinuations.
he definitely thought kicking a dog made him look cool and "edgy."
1 bigmattson 2015-09-30
Nothing's more gross to me than the people on this board who love the racist, dirty, pedo humor who post a post like you just did.
Even if he failed at his attempt to impress you with his story, don't act high and mighty like it's something you're better than. I'm sure you find Uncle Paul funny. (as do i)
1 IgorTufluv 2015-09-30
I'd never want to come off as a moralizing twat, but no, the chester's liver story never made me laugh. I oppose it on comedic grounds: there's no joke to the "bit."
And yes, i laugh at far worse on a daily basis.
1 bigmattson 2015-09-30
Yes you oppose to it on comedic grounds... But want everyone to lie and pretend to oppose it on "animal rights" grounds. That's super low, at least with the Cakestomp thing his dumbass actually did that shit.
1 IgorTufluv 2015-09-30
Now you're the one moralizing.
1 bigmattson 2015-09-30
Never pretended I wasn't... But whatever you got to say to make it ok in your head, go for it.
15 brmlb 2015-09-30
Those poor crabs. They could have led a life in the ocean, amongst friends, in large colonies, living for 30 years, happy and free.
Instead they get to die in 9 months due to the Titster's negligence and brat son's rough handling.
-1 bigmattson 2015-09-30
It*
I was saying that there have been several "Another one of Opie's dumb lies" posts in reference to this, but now that it's beneficial for some of these maniacs to believe it, they do.
1 breadmoccasin 2015-09-30
Okay, I don't like Opie but I hate PETA and offended-by-everything types way more.