You cannot get your time back, but you could get her back.
A dab of Icy Hot in her snatch while she is sleeping is an adequate response. Way less painful than having to watch that pre-packaged hollywood product Amy Schumer
That doesn't seem like a fair response. On the drive home he should have got his car up to about 70mph, then when his wife wasn't looking he'd unclip her seatbelt and slam the car into a tree.
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13 imbiginjap4n 2015-09-29
sounds like you owe that wife a beating.
3 John_Gulbunny 2015-09-29
A savage one too
1 Stud_beaner_69 2015-09-29
Or a savage rogering
9 homerj123 2015-09-29
I know it is legal for you to marry now, But i don't think it is proper to call your partner a wife.
4 McGowan9 2015-09-29
Brilliant.
1 Opprobriousness 2015-09-29
He's a faaaaaag!
1 Stud_beaner_69 2015-09-29
Hay-oooooo!!!
1 otteaux 2015-09-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEiI_x71Ko
3 johnnyroberts 2015-09-29
Soooo you didn't enjoy it?
4 McGowan9 2015-09-29
No, not really.
3 lordxenu44 2015-09-29
Im not saying it was a great movie but cq was excellent
2 AntsCamera 2015-09-29
You cannot get your time back, but you could get her back.
A dab of Icy Hot in her snatch while she is sleeping is an adequate response. Way less painful than having to watch that pre-packaged hollywood product Amy Schumer
5 K1bbler 2015-09-29
That doesn't seem like a fair response. On the drive home he should have got his car up to about 70mph, then when his wife wasn't looking he'd unclip her seatbelt and slam the car into a tree.
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2 JimmysLostFat 2015-09-29
It wasn't that bad dude. Don't tell me you didn't laugh at Keiths cameo
2 mrwienerdog 2015-09-29
Hahaha... Abdominal.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2015-09-29
I'm sorry that happened to you. As Patrice would say - your wife raped your time.
0 McGowan9 2015-09-29
I miss Patrice.
1 Patmcpsu 2015-09-29
I kept waiting for her to get hit by a train, and it never happened.
1 MikeStalingrad 2015-09-29
CQ used a Caligula reference on O&A years ago too.
What a fucking hack bastard.
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-29
She "made you" eh? Did she make you felch the cum out of her twat frm the dominant male too?
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1 Stud_beaner_69 2015-09-29
Or a savage rogering