Are you an SJW?

0  2015-09-29 by Ant_Sucks

Here's a simple test:

If you could get Opie fired by writing to SiriusXM accusing him of bullying and bigotry, would you?

No? Then you're not an SJW

Yes? Then yes, you are an SJW.

"But I dont care about social justice LOL!" I hear you say, "He's just a cunt and I just want to damage his life over email!".

Then yes, you are definitely an SJW.

"But I really think bullying and racist jokes can be hilarious!" you protest. "He's a hateable cunt and I'm fucking miserable knowing he's getting away with being a cunt.".

Yep. Classic SJW. Just admit it already.

24 comments

10  soupnazi4u 2015-09-29

your are to SJW what jeff foxworthy is to rednecks

8  bigmattson 2015-09-29

80% of this board is a Deranged form of SJW's.

5  t0xic_platypus 2015-09-29

I think things are going a bit too far trying to get Opie fired. It's fine to make fun of him with harry the dicksucker videos and photoshops but trying to get him fired just for being a douche is ridiculous. Getting him fired won't make Anthony's show better. Get over it.

5  mnabd 2015-09-29

It's the same mentality of the type of people that got Anthony fired and try to get comedians fired for jokes. It's basically "I don't like this guy or what he says, so I want to fuck up his career."

I'm all for relentlessly making fun of him with black dicks and photoshops of his wife fucking Bam Margera, but don't side with SJW faggots to get him fired just because you don't like him.

5  Mitchull 2015-09-29

Ant got himself fired.

2  stinkskc 2015-09-29

I don't even give a fuck about anthony show. I listen to the bonfire. I just hate opie and want him to pay for all the shit he's done.

4  baraksobamas 2015-09-29

Is you?

5  homerj123 2015-09-29

Be what?

5  baraksobamas 2015-09-29

thems

1  Wsallgood 2015-09-29

a ones?

4  bambonk 2015-09-29

Get outta here, we're busy doing something fun

1  CowsAreCurious 2015-09-29

You've been on quite the crusade lately to defend Tits. I keep seeing your name at the bottom of every thread moaning about the attacks on Tits. Keep up the fight. At least he has you in his corner. Are you one of those fags that actually thinks an O&A reunion is possible? If so kill yourself. If not, go ahead and kill yourself anyways.

-2  Ant_Sucks 2015-09-29

This is a classic SJW emotional response to an opposing viewpoint. You guys really can't handle someone coming in and breaking up your circle jerk. I will not be killing myself, BTW. Just wait a while. Death will come for us all.

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-29

I usually champion the trolls because they're silly funny.

You? Not so much.

0  CowsAreCurious 2015-09-29

Not really. A true SJW tactic would be to try and silence you. You're free to fight the good fight for the Titster. I only want you to kill yourself because I think it'd be funny.

1  Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-09-29

I do feel like removing Opie from the airwaves does justice to society, so yes.

-4  highflyin 2015-09-29

Nitpicky, but... it's "A SJW" AN is incorrect and enraging.

An is only used if the word following it starts with a vowel.

Carry on.

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-29

Anth

3  highflyin 2015-09-29

Yeah, that's dumb too.

0  Ant_Sucks 2015-09-29

Your ignorance is the source of your rage, my friend.

http://www.scribendi.com/advice/the_correct_use_of_acronyms.en.html

If the first letter of the initialism or acronym makes a vowel sound (regardless of whether or not the first letter is actually a vowel), you should use "an." The acronym "NWO" is a perfect example. While "N" is a consonant, it makes the short e sound (i.e., a vowel sound) when you say it. Consequently, "an" should be used.

Remember this next time you want to call someone an N word.

0  highflyin 2015-09-29

How does S make a vowel sound?

And yes, I know the caveats... example: A house vs AN hour. Soft vs Hard.

Also, you may say "AN n word" but you would say "A nigger."

1  Ant_Sucks 2015-09-29

I wrote "an SJW". You pronounce it that way. That's an initialism for a "Social Justice Warrior".

Another example is: "Are you an FBI agent" versus "Are you a Federal Bureau of Investigations agent".

The nigger thing was just a joke, but if you were to call someone the "N word" literally you would still say "You're an N word" versus "You're a Nigger".

-1  highflyin 2015-09-29

Who the fuck reads or speaks in acronyms? When I see SJW typed out, my mind reads it as "Social Justice Warrior." Do you literally read/say "LOL" or do you read/say it as "Laugh out Loud?"

To paraphrase Florentine, "what are you, a 13 year old girl?"

0  Ant_Sucks 2015-09-29

Who the fuck reads or speaks in acronyms?

It's not an acronym. It's an initialism. You pronounce the letters in an initialism. An acronym is different in that you pronounce the word. Like Random Access Memory is pronounced RAM.

Initialism: FBI, CIA, BBC, SJW

Acronym: UNICEF, RAM, NATO

LOL can be either, as it was never meant to be spoken outloud in the first place. You can pronounce it as an acronym or an initialism.

Seriously, is English your second language? This is the only time I've seen people have trouble with this.

5  baraksobamas 2015-09-29

thems