Opie is Jack Torrance.
0 2015-09-29 by [deleted]
He's trapped in the Overlook hotel. We are the demons that are torturing him, demons he also inadvertently created. Instead of Shining, he Tweets. He has always been the caretaker here.
He chops us all in the back with an axe every time we try to come and help him.
25 comments
14 Mr_Brightside23 2015-09-29
All work and no talent makes Tits a dull radio host.
1 bbjon113 2015-09-29
Well, 12 hours work and no talent...
14 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
Do you like bad Youtube characters, Doc??
6 BoboOrban6 2015-09-29
I remember me and Vos used to have entire conversations without ever using our brains!
10 AnudderCast 2015-09-29
http://i.imgur.com/DS8hakL.png
4 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
Hero.
9 BoboOrban6 2015-09-29
Are you AWARE that I have CONTRACT with SirusXM until MAY THE FIRST? Do you even have any CONCEPT of the pressure me and Jim were under to sign?
5 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
We're gonna have to terminate that contract. They turned out to be completely unreliable assholes.
3 BoboOrban6 2015-09-29
Anthony... you killed that radio show. Chopped it in half and stacked it up neatly into three separate studios. Then you stuck a shot glass in your mouth and blew your liver out.
2 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
Im afraid it's Harry Hater, sir. It tends to stain.
7 BoboOrban6 2015-09-29
It was eight fucking years ago! The little fucker had put the cake on the floor! All I was trying to do was to step over it! It was momentary loss of muscular coordination, a few extra foot pounds of energy, per second, per second!
4 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
He is a very willful homeless person.
5 BoboOrban6 2015-09-29
2013:
Danny: Don't worry about show prep, they're gonna spend the entire show watching television.
Listeners: You hear that, guys? It's ok, THEY'RE GONNA DO RADIO BY WATCHING TELEVISION.
2 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
You mean...they ate each other's bad jokes up?
4 jamesfromdelaware 2015-09-29
Anthony was the one who watched movies. Opie only knows shitty tv shows for housewives.
1 nazereth1 2015-09-29
Opie just watches Youtube clips of Planes Trains and Automobiles.
1 jamesfromdelaware 2015-09-29
And dancing with the stars, the miss America pageant, the Kardashians. Opie's a woman in a man's body like his hero Chris Jenner.
3 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-09-29
"How did you know we call him Tits?"
3 TrackSuitVos 2015-09-29
Jack Torrance was a better father.
2 BestGetOutOfMoyWay 2015-09-29
I'm sorry, this is a spectacularly awful comparison. But I will always love a thread about The Shining...
I bet Tits has TOGGAF written all over his walls
2 sheba_sheba 2015-09-29
I hate you, Ope. I always hated you. You were always the worst of them. Worst goddamned board op from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.
3 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
Im the sorta man likes to know who's writin his shitty JOKES for im, Lloyd.
1 Knightscribe 2015-09-29
No, Opie's the guy in the bunny suit.
3 Weirdfellas 2015-09-29
The elevator doors open and tit milk comes pouring out instead of blood.
1 Knightscribe 2015-09-29
*melk