Very subtly but frequently use the word "scheduled" to describe today's day off. That'll definitely throw off the haters' scent!
When it becomes obvious that this is the biggest shitstorm you've gone through since you cried back in April, be sure to respond to at least one hater in an aloof manner, like you had a busy weekend with your family and hardly even noticed the whole hullabaloo! BUT REMEMBER --- subtlety is key. Use the word "little" to downplay it, so the Pests will realize all this shit wasn't a big deal for you at all.
Very subtly but frequently use the word "scheduled" to describe today's day off. That'll definitely throw off the haters' scent!
This is my favorite part of it. Opie is a lot like Erock in this regard: he thinks he's slick and subtle, but literally everyone can see through everything he says.
remember when he pretty much ground the show to a halt when some paper claimed bam banged his wife?
yeah, it's soooo not in his character to get upset enough to not go into a show or to avoid criticism.
granted, i think we'd all be pissed off if a paper started throwing around rumors concerning the hole that i stick my dick in but still... fuck this oversensitive pussy. they'd dealt with worse mudslinging from competition and others but when it's targeted solely on opie he can't take much of it.
Between those knuckle draggers thinking that's actually Lady Di and not a single "Bam is the man of the house" joke, I'm starting to think Tits actually has real followers.
Jesus Christ! Who is that Twitter user who goes by Chippah? My God. I've seen a lot of people defend Opie but that person borders on obsessive. I'm pretty sure they're typing with one hand while jerking to a pic of Opie with their other.
I thought Opie ignored all the hate and blew it off. Why would he respond to something like this? I mean, it's obviously not getting to him, that much is clear. Still seems odd that he'd respond. What says you, gang?
Did the promos from Friday / the weekend announcing the upcoming show's guests (they were nonames, but I do remember Plaxico Burress) say that the show was Monday or Tuesday? I honestly can't recall, but if it was Monday, this certainly wasn't a "scheduled day off."
Nope they didn't... However on Thursday's show the worthless Stangel made a joke about missing monday and Opie yelled at him about it.... It wasn't serious, but other than that no mention was made either way about monday.
I tend to be more conservative with my hate on here, which pisses a lot of people off, but I'm pretty sure he took the day off to try and calm the storm... Which while funny to make of fun of him about, was probably the smart move.
Because opie is not known for taking off work when he gets his panties in a bunch. Didn't happen after ant texted him by accident, didn't happen after jimmy called him out for not going to colin's show/dinner after, because ant was there...
Nope they didn't... However on Thursday's show the worthless Stangel made a joke about missing monday and Opie yelled at him about it.... It wasn't serious, but other than that no mention was made either way about monday.
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29 takyon_deathyon 2015-09-28
If it isn't true, why bother even responding?
He has the emotional intelligence of a 12 year old girl and the breasts of a 50 year old woman
5 rottengymshorts 2015-09-28
Just how I like em.
18 TheDarkFezRises 2015-09-28
He's desperately trying to think up a reason for canceling the show today.
17 btm29 2015-09-28
why does he care so much about making it look like this stuff doesn't bother him?
get a fucking grip, man
14 dom650 2015-09-28
I fucking hate that nice guy, above-it-all-Gregg shit he does. "Have a good night"...shut the fuck up, Opie.
5 silks322 2015-09-28
He learned that from the Stankels. Whenever they get some hate on Twitter, they love to reply with a "Thanks for listening!" type of response.
10 im_not 2015-09-28
Tits Damage Control 101
Very subtly but frequently use the word "scheduled" to describe today's day off. That'll definitely throw off the haters' scent!
When it becomes obvious that this is the biggest shitstorm you've gone through since you cried back in April, be sure to respond to at least one hater in an aloof manner, like you had a busy weekend with your family and hardly even noticed the whole hullabaloo! BUT REMEMBER --- subtlety is key. Use the word "little" to downplay it, so the Pests will realize all this shit wasn't a big deal for you at all.
4 panjshirlion 2015-09-28
This is my favorite part of it. Opie is a lot like Erock in this regard: he thinks he's slick and subtle, but literally everyone can see through everything he says.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-28
Poor Opie won't ever win.
:)
0 TheFatMosque 2015-09-28
Who?? And how did Hulla know him??
9 blackirishlad 2015-09-28
remember when he pretty much ground the show to a halt when some paper claimed bam banged his wife?
yeah, it's soooo not in his character to get upset enough to not go into a show or to avoid criticism.
granted, i think we'd all be pissed off if a paper started throwing around rumors concerning the hole that i stick my dick in but still... fuck this oversensitive pussy. they'd dealt with worse mudslinging from competition and others but when it's targeted solely on opie he can't take much of it.
5 Infamous_P_I_G 2015-09-28
Didn't he also take some days off after the F.H. Riley's incident..
4 Wsallgood 2015-09-28
Yes, 5 days of nopie.
1 TheFatMosque 2015-09-28
what was the incident?
2 ScrobDobbins 2015-09-28
Anthony had what he thought was a bad experience at FH Riley's and tweeted a couple of things about it.
Opie didn't appreciate that and wouldn't show up for work for a few days. I think he actually threatened to quit.
1 TheFatMosque 2015-09-28
oh yeah I remember that hypersensitive bullshit. thanks.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-28
This is my chick ok?
NOT cool.
0 JarInYourAsshole 2015-09-28
Remember it's a sore spot for him being as they were attacking 'His Girl'…12 year old relationship mentality.
8 GRIZx 2015-09-28
He took the day off the last time that the video was on the front page of reddit... hes such a fucking liar.
7 Mud- 2015-09-28
Between those knuckle draggers thinking that's actually Lady Di and not a single "Bam is the man of the house" joke, I'm starting to think Tits actually has real followers.
6 Moxson4 2015-09-28
Jesus Christ! Who is that Twitter user who goes by Chippah? My God. I've seen a lot of people defend Opie but that person borders on obsessive. I'm pretty sure they're typing with one hand while jerking to a pic of Opie with their other.
5 CowsAreCurious 2015-09-28
I thought Opie ignored all the hate and blew it off. Why would he respond to something like this? I mean, it's obviously not getting to him, that much is clear. Still seems odd that he'd respond. What says you, gang?
3 nazereth1 2015-09-28
He's always been so level-headed in the past.
HOW DOES THAT FEEL? HOW DOES THAT FEEL, FUCKAH! HOW DOES THAT FEEL!!!
1 MaxKawalski 2015-09-28
He was such a pussy in that video. Waiting until the guy was restrained before he got all tough.
Hughes needs a left-right, the wanker.
1 Weirdfellas 2015-09-28
IS THAT TODAY'S PROBLeEeEemMm?!
3 silks322 2015-09-28
Did the promos from Friday / the weekend announcing the upcoming show's guests (they were nonames, but I do remember Plaxico Burress) say that the show was Monday or Tuesday? I honestly can't recall, but if it was Monday, this certainly wasn't a "scheduled day off."
5 bigmattson 2015-09-28
Nope they didn't... However on Thursday's show the worthless Stangel made a joke about missing monday and Opie yelled at him about it.... It wasn't serious, but other than that no mention was made either way about monday.
3 silks322 2015-09-28
That's right. Opie yelled jokingly because of Sukkot today. Well, I guess we'll see tomorrow if Plaxico Burress is on.
4 ChrisCapezza 2015-09-28
Did someone say it was Sokkot today? http://imgur.com/mGSQkdU
5 silks322 2015-09-28
and boom goes the dynamite!
0 bigmattson 2015-09-28
I tend to be more conservative with my hate on here, which pisses a lot of people off, but I'm pretty sure he took the day off to try and calm the storm... Which while funny to make of fun of him about, was probably the smart move.
2 packitchofsositch 2015-09-28
" ...or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson."
1 kevin121312 2015-09-28
Because opie is not known for taking off work when he gets his panties in a bunch. Didn't happen after ant texted him by accident, didn't happen after jimmy called him out for not going to colin's show/dinner after, because ant was there...
1 erockarmy1 2015-09-28
I am debating whether I want @LarryCT to get either AIDS or cancer.
5 bigmattson 2015-09-28
Nope they didn't... However on Thursday's show the worthless Stangel made a joke about missing monday and Opie yelled at him about it.... It wasn't serious, but other than that no mention was made either way about monday.