why would you call poop 'hammers'?

20  2015-09-28 by FloydCunnyMayweather

11 comments

You would if you were an unfunny douche that's devoid of creativity and used to having no one criticize you.

Because Opie is a fucktard

He's a poop-for-brains that needs a hammer to the head

Oh, i don't go for such salty language!

...thats what it means? I assumed it meant something sort of equivelent to 'dropping truth bombs'... jesus christ why would you equate hammers with poop

I'd like to picture CCRED95 reading this right after taking a sip from his "Dropping hammers all day long" coffee mug and feeling like a real goose

because you are so desperate for one of your stupid phrases to catch on but since you will always be an untalented asshole, they never do....

I only lol maybe once or twice a month when it comes to visiting this sub. This is the post that made me laugh this month.

And then what happened?

once the shit gets compacted enough from all the ass sex, when it comes out it sounds like you dropped a hammer in the toilet.