Notice how Opie is standing behind like 3 security guards as he smack talks the dude before the guy attacks Ben then you'd swear Opie has the dude in a headlock himself the way he's shouting at him while hes on the floor. That guy deserved getting taken to the ground but Opie is acting like one of them weak kids back in school that hid behind the bullies.
People say evidently but I don't see it myself. And if he did spray him then it deserves a "what the fuck push". But then you could argue that deserves the security getting involved. And the security guard is master po. So....
It's just so mind boggling that he still has a lot of fans that get rabid mad and protective if anyone tweets something negative or puts it on YouTube.
I can't believe that they're real though. Who would listen for Opie? I've never seen nor heard any person say why Opie is enjoyable apart from the so bad it's good kind. What am I missing here? I'm genuinely curious.
Like if you make a negative comment on any of his Facebook comments several people reply with the typical "If you hate him then why do you follow?", & just a lot of people defending his honor.
God Damn he's just like every bitch girlfriend during an argument.
He acts like he doesn't want to fight so jelly grow in a little dog but if you try to repo do to it, then that's when you get leave it alone. He's pulled that shit with every argument. That game has been played by every wife/gf in the country, Plus Opie!
Holy shit, I just thought about this! Can anyone imagine Opie & Lynsi arguing? If Opie is the bitch in the relationship & if he's the one makes an insult then pulls the leave it alone then I wonder if she's more of a man & calls him a fat titted bitch & tells him he's about as fucked up as his crazy ass mom?
The jury duty story, where he borrowed a pen from not just a black guy but a "brother" and they bonded as Opie filled out information for him on a for before Opie was cracking wise on the stand during voir dire is heinous.
Any sort of long form lie he engages in is just so bad. Apart from the caddying for the mafia nonsense (holding a golf bag 40 years ago for an Italian with a foreign car), the worst one in recent memory was him "scoring" with black women. He has lied about this for 6 or 7 years for no discernible reason but decided to go Full Opie with it. He said a black woman got him to cum during dry humping and then she blew him afterwards. It shamed the entire studio and made it uncomfortable.
It started over something very minor about Jimmy thought Opie disrespected a friend he brought on to the show. But then Opie, like an overly emotional woman, couldn't restrict the argument to the original topic, and threw a lot of random bullshit at Jim, including calling him names.
Oh yeah, this. It's amazing. It's so telling that gems like this are forgotten because that cunt keeps moving the goalposts and overwriting the hard drive with new shittyness.
Ah fuck I can't remember but there was a time when I think it was either Patrice or Bill Burr in studio and they were having a great laugh, then opie just does this ridiculous "HE HE HE HHHHHHHEEE" and then explains to the room that people were commenting that his laugh was obnoxious on the live feed.
He completely brought the entire energy of the room down and for nothing. It may be the biggest moment of "I want this motherfucker dead" I've ever had for him.
I still think him REPEATEDLY suggesting a "Fezes from Around the World" bit during Jocktober (to absolutely no response) was so painful to listen to that I almost couldn't bear it. He was immediately put on the "Pay No Mind" list by everyone else in the studio and the sense of unrealized failure by Opie was palpable.
It was one of the 9/11 Anniversarys, Opie was walking down the sidewalk near ground zero when he saw a foreigner selling all kids of 9/11 commemorative items. So Opie got mad & kicked over all the tables full of merchandise. The foreigner was pleading with Opie to leave him alone but Opie kept breaking everything & screaming at the guy.
If you want a link for Opie's fable about kicking over a foreigners merchant table selling 9/11 souvenirs, I brought it up a year ago & someone found it a day later. I think it was around one of the 9/11 Anniversarys or they were just reminiscing.
But if you want the link for when Opie won the UFC Championship
(Underwater Fighting Championship), then here is this priceless Gem!
Note: While being swept off your feet by this fairy tale, listen to how LONG this story takes to get off the ground. During the beginning of the story you'll hear Opie slow down & then stop and think for a moment & then let out a nervous awkward laugh & it's so obvious that he's trying to remember what lies he told before.
Enjoy!
YOU MIGHT WANT TO START AT THE 2:00 MARK. THE FIRST 2:00 IS HIM TRIPPING OVER HIS WORDS TRYING TO REMEMBER ALL THE COOL LIES HE PUT IN THE ORIGINAL STORY. LITERALLY ALL YOU MISSED IN THE FORST 2:00 MINUTES IS HIM REITERATING SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE WAS DIVING IN TURKS & CAICOS.
oh god, i remember that. didnt someone ask him a question about that, then he instantly said something like "oh, well i thought about doing that" or "i dont remember"
he was driving to or from work & a crazy looking cab driver pulled out in front of Opie "Cobra" Hughes, so After a back & fourth screaming match, Opie got out of his car at a red light & started kicking the shit out of the car trying to get the cabbie to get out & fight him but the poor cabbie got away.
BEST STORY!
Opie Spent a year talking horrible shit about Adam Corolla because Adam didn't get star struck meeting Opie for the first time. So Opie talked shit for a long time. But then Adam did Opie's Show. Opie started kissing Adams ass as soon as he walked in. And then immediately after the segment, instead of Opie telling the truth and saying I talked shit about a nice innocent person for a long time but
I shut my pussy mouth in person, he tweeted that him & Adam worked everything out. Like Adam also had a proble. With Opie or even give enough of a fuck about Opie to even care about him.
How about when Ant was telling the funny story about how KTC bought poker chips to use at Ants house & all the chips have faces on them. ant was on a $100 Chip & Keith was on a $50 considering he bought them. Basically, Opie was on a $5 Chip which wasn't a big deal. They weren't chips for the studio, they were chips for Ants Poker parties that Opie has never went to, and Opie got super pissed off and started doing that high pitched whiny bitching & said
"I know Keith Doesn't Like Me!", and brought the show to a halt.
Even though Opie treated Keith like shit & Keith bought the chips for Ants house where Opie never goes, Opie is still So insecure that even in those conditions, Opie needed to be on a higher value chip.
Let me repeat the Opie's problem...OPIE WAS ACTUALLY POURING LIKE A WHINY BABY & THREW A FIT BECAUSE KEITH BOUGHT ANTHONY POKER CHIPS WITH HIS OWN MONEY WHICH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OPIE. BUT OPIE WAS PISSED BECAUSE KTC WAS ON A $50 CHIP & PPIE WAS ON A $5 CHIP. EVEN THOUGH OPIE WILL BEVER LAY EYES ON THE CHIPS OR PLAY POKER AT ANTS HOUSE.
God damn dude, thank you so much for that link on Ants poker chips. I've searched for it before but all I found is that insignificant non story about Opie throwing plastic poker chips that were a gift.
Watch out for that guy, he's crazy!
When he accused Daniel Tosh of stealing his idea to 'unfollow' Ashton Kutcher(edgy, right?), then had to apologize for it. Like a 55 year old should give two fucks about Ashton Kutcher anyway. He must have deleted the original tweet, but if you scroll to the bottom of this page, youll see his stupid, uncomfortable apology, complete with "PEACE":
A few months ago someone posted a clip of Anthony & Patrice having a conversation about technology & Patrice mentioned when the cursor turns into a "spinny thing" & Opie starts singing "spinny spin spin spin! Spinny spin spin spin!" in the background as Patrice & Anthony completely ignore him. It has haunted my dreams
The example I have is of a video breakdown. The video has been taken down, but basically, all 3 of them are riffing on Pat Benatar's Love is a Battlefield video and in 4 minutes time Opie doesn't add a single goddamn thing. It's the easiest thing to riff on. The jokes write themselves. He just sits there and makes noises, trying to be part of the group.
When he screamed over the top of Bill Burr's story so he could say exactly what Burr was going to say while admitting "you tell it way better than I do".
I was listening to a show last week where they were on the topic of old movie stores. I'm not sure if it was before or after the Louis CK appearance where he talks about the Trump marina taking the place of a dozen mom and pop places, but Tits goes into the same shit waxing about old school charm of places like that.
Then he tells a ridiculously obvious lie about working at a video store back in Geneseo where him and his frat brothers would watch PORN(!!!) and then have to shut it off quick because parents were coming in with their kids. I wish I could find it because it's clear Ant is having none of it and just "Hrmph"-ing through it.
one of the last times I listened to this garbage I heard opie go on for like a solid hour about he likes fruit beer, and just reiterating that he's not ashamed
Out of all the shitty, douchey, retarded things Opie's ever done, there's one thing that in my book is so enraging that I literally wished I could have reached thru the radio & ripped his throat out! And this happened about a year ago.
This incident goes right along with Opie acting like a scorned woman!
After Ant finally had enough of the nice guy shit & started being honest and bitching about Opie, the very next day is when Opie auditioned for his Oscar nominated sad guy role. Which I like to call Sniffle, Sniffle, Sniffle.
The thing that enrages me like never before was when
He did what comes completely natural to him and turns into a woman, he told Jimmy that Ant was pissed when the company hired Jimmy! And then he sniffles a couple more times and said "I hate to be the one to tell you that's, but it's the truth". That was ua witnessing a 51yr old man telling his friend lies hoping his friend won't be friends with the other friend anymore. What a fucking loser!
And I understand that Was the wrong time for Jimmy to rock the boat but I hope to god that Jimmy was smart enough to see thru that embarrassingly 3rd Grade attempt at breaking up Jimmy & Ant.
It's obvious that Opie was only jealous because he knows that shimmy wanted to go with Ant & that even if Jimmy & Opie last 20 years together, they'll still never have the chemiatry of Jimmy & Ant!
If you all think about it. What Opie pulled there was the very same exact shit that little elementary girls pull on each other when they're arguing.
When he went on a rant about how much of a hack he thinks Conan is, while everyone in the room just moved on when he was done as to not be anywhere near the flames of that bridge.
When he lied about hooking up with two black girls because he's too insecure to admit he never has, and in his made-up story he reveals that he came in his own pants, but lets us know that he's never had "dick going into vagina" with a black girl.
After Mike Tyson opened up for the first time about being sexually assaulted, people in the studio looked at the Ship Steerer and he said "awk-ward". Thankfully Dan Soder was there to pick up the pieces of that disaster.
Everytime anyone called in and made a comment about them liking Ant Better or thinking Ant is funnier, Opie would immediately shout
"DIVIDE & CONQUER!! Don't Even Try It. People Have Been Teting That Shit For Years, But It Won't Work". Even if the caller wasn't being mean about it.
The fucked up thing is for Opie to immediately shout
DIVIDE & CONQUER everytime means that his ego is so fucking huge that anyone who may call & think that Ant is funnier is obviously just another hater. The fans are obviously lying about that to get under my skin because there's no way someone could think I'm not hilarious.
When they're laughing at Scorch's suggestions for cooking shows, CQ asks them what "PFG" means. Anthony says it means "Pretty ... Great", with the F being something they can't say on the radio.
Opie then quips something along these lines: "yeah, yeah, Pretty F'ing Glad we're not doing a radio show like that."
95 comments
35 ChrisCapezza 2015-09-26
The Wayan Brothers "got-damn" when Greggshells thought Damon was talking about the show https://youtu.be/ovC9u5-bGlI?t=47m25s
6 LightBulbExpert 2015-09-26
LOL
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1 JohnTravoltasHair 2015-09-26
That is fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.
27 LightBulbExpert 2015-09-26
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?? HOW DOES THAT FEEL MOTHERFUCKER!? Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkGs4ss7zvQ
13 [deleted] 2015-09-26
In his Birkenstocks. It's impossible to not get douche chills. Maybe the worst moment ever.
7 CraizyfistsRyu 2015-09-26
Notice how Opie is standing behind like 3 security guards as he smack talks the dude before the guy attacks Ben then you'd swear Opie has the dude in a headlock himself the way he's shouting at him while hes on the floor. That guy deserved getting taken to the ground but Opie is acting like one of them weak kids back in school that hid behind the bullies.
7 fyisah 2015-09-26
Well.... to be fair, evidently Ben sprayed something on him so it was kind of justified a "what the fuck push" from the guy.
-1 JohnTravoltasHair 2015-09-26
People say evidently but I don't see it myself. And if he did spray him then it deserves a "what the fuck push". But then you could argue that deserves the security getting involved. And the security guard is master po. So....
3 Papercut_My_Dickhole 2015-09-26
Ben got fired for this.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
It's just so mind boggling how it's impossible to like Opie. He's a horrible person.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
It's just so mind boggling that he still has a lot of fans that get rabid mad and protective if anyone tweets something negative or puts it on YouTube.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
I can't believe that they're real though. Who would listen for Opie? I've never seen nor heard any person say why Opie is enjoyable apart from the so bad it's good kind. What am I missing here? I'm genuinely curious.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
Like if you make a negative comment on any of his Facebook comments several people reply with the typical "If you hate him then why do you follow?", & just a lot of people defending his honor.
3 ryanasimov 2015-09-26
Opie's first and strongest as instinct is ALWAYS to take someone else's actions and spin them into his own accomplishments.
3 Moxson4 2015-09-26
WE HAVE A WINNER! That fucking "How's That Feel", if there was any karma I the world then a bus would've jumped the curb at that very second.
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21 [deleted] 2015-09-26
When he told Chris Rock that Anthony calls the History Channel the "Hitler" Channel, to prove how edgy the show is.
That joke is so old I think they used it on Friends.
19 CowsAreCurious 2015-09-26
The "leave it alone" fight with Anthony back in 2009 I believe.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
God Damn he's just like every bitch girlfriend during an argument. He acts like he doesn't want to fight so jelly grow in a little dog but if you try to repo do to it, then that's when you get leave it alone. He's pulled that shit with every argument. That game has been played by every wife/gf in the country, Plus Opie!
2 BigGreenYamo 2015-09-26
You may want to see a neurologist.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
Holy shit, I just thought about this! Can anyone imagine Opie & Lynsi arguing? If Opie is the bitch in the relationship & if he's the one makes an insult then pulls the leave it alone then I wonder if she's more of a man & calls him a fat titted bitch & tells him he's about as fucked up as his crazy ass mom?
18 BeerCanThick 2015-09-26
The jury duty story, where he borrowed a pen from not just a black guy but a "brother" and they bonded as Opie filled out information for him on a for before Opie was cracking wise on the stand during voir dire is heinous.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYwDxRkH3o
Any sort of long form lie he engages in is just so bad. Apart from the caddying for the mafia nonsense (holding a golf bag 40 years ago for an Italian with a foreign car), the worst one in recent memory was him "scoring" with black women. He has lied about this for 6 or 7 years for no discernible reason but decided to go Full Opie with it. He said a black woman got him to cum during dry humping and then she blew him afterwards. It shamed the entire studio and made it uncomfortable.
1 WiretapStudios 2015-09-26
Lets not forget the road rage story...
17 breadmoccasin 2015-09-26
Listing what's in his smoothie today.
14 mikestl1988 2015-09-26
Posting Sunset pics
13 satsamsit 2015-09-26
His argument with Jimmy was absolutely the worst defining moment of his career for me. It totally exposed him as a dim-witted, hypocritical brat.
1 WiretapStudios 2015-09-26
I remember listening to this, but what were they arguing about?
4 satsamsit 2015-09-26
It started over something very minor about Jimmy thought Opie disrespected a friend he brought on to the show. But then Opie, like an overly emotional woman, couldn't restrict the argument to the original topic, and threw a lot of random bullshit at Jim, including calling him names.
11 jim_thoms 2015-09-26
screaming DICKHEAD and FUCKFACE at Jim and then telling him "you gotta calm down, jimmy" repeatedly.
What an insufferable cunt.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Oh yeah, this. It's amazing. It's so telling that gems like this are forgotten because that cunt keeps moving the goalposts and overwriting the hard drive with new shittyness.
1 jamesfromdelaware 2015-09-26
Does anyone have a link to this?
2 DienekesIV 2015-09-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a32nLehfcFs
1 WiretapStudios 2015-09-26
I kind of remember that, I'll have to listen to it again, that sounds like some serious cringe.
3 Holzmann 2015-09-26
Disconnect your mouse after you start the video because otherwise you won't make it to the end. Opie is truly heinous to behold in it.
13 quasi100 2015-09-26
You want to play lets play
really?really?
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
I hate Opie
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
God Damn You! I think I need to start taking a blood pressure pill before listening to any more of Opie's shit!
12 SteeringTheShip 2015-09-26
Ah fuck I can't remember but there was a time when I think it was either Patrice or Bill Burr in studio and they were having a great laugh, then opie just does this ridiculous "HE HE HE HHHHHHHEEE" and then explains to the room that people were commenting that his laugh was obnoxious on the live feed.
He completely brought the entire energy of the room down and for nothing. It may be the biggest moment of "I want this motherfucker dead" I've ever had for him.
10 SteeringTheShip 2015-09-26
Found it https://youtu.be/P53kzwFnHes?t=2779
around 46:20 for mobile
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
But he knows radio.
-2 KenFrezno 2015-09-26
What a fucking autistic faggot
10 CCRed95 2015-09-26
When he shushed patrice, screaming during the pushup competition, throwing cereal on the floor cause he couldnt think of a bit
9 Opprobriousness 2015-09-26
I still think him REPEATEDLY suggesting a "Fezes from Around the World" bit during Jocktober (to absolutely no response) was so painful to listen to that I almost couldn't bear it. He was immediately put on the "Pay No Mind" list by everyone else in the studio and the sense of unrealized failure by Opie was palpable.
8 Scott_Vertical 2015-09-26
ME: Half a fez? ....Quarter of a fez? SAM (annoyed) ... Uh, maybe an eighth of a Fez?
Jeez, that was a fucking awkward jocktober
9 JoeCumiaSr 2015-09-26
Going after Howie like they're equals was always chilling
8 Moxson4 2015-09-26
He almost got raped at in his old apartment because the Black burglar thought he was a girl due to his long hair.
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Opie wouldn't lie/exaggerate about something like that.
7 Jaaahhh 2015-09-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kabwcDzbBD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnavYMBFBYw
7 Moxson4 2015-09-26
It was one of the 9/11 Anniversarys, Opie was walking down the sidewalk near ground zero when he saw a foreigner selling all kids of 9/11 commemorative items. So Opie got mad & kicked over all the tables full of merchandise. The foreigner was pleading with Opie to leave him alone but Opie kept breaking everything & screaming at the guy.
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
What?
Link?
3 Moxson4 2015-09-26
If you want a link for Opie's fable about kicking over a foreigners merchant table selling 9/11 souvenirs, I brought it up a year ago & someone found it a day later. I think it was around one of the 9/11 Anniversarys or they were just reminiscing.
But if you want the link for when Opie won the UFC Championship (Underwater Fighting Championship), then here is this priceless Gem!
Note: While being swept off your feet by this fairy tale, listen to how LONG this story takes to get off the ground. During the beginning of the story you'll hear Opie slow down & then stop and think for a moment & then let out a nervous awkward laugh & it's so obvious that he's trying to remember what lies he told before. Enjoy!
http://youtu.be/6xv1zTzY9iM
3 Moxson4 2015-09-26
YOU MIGHT WANT TO START AT THE 2:00 MARK. THE FIRST 2:00 IS HIM TRIPPING OVER HIS WORDS TRYING TO REMEMBER ALL THE COOL LIES HE PUT IN THE ORIGINAL STORY. LITERALLY ALL YOU MISSED IN THE FORST 2:00 MINUTES IS HIM REITERATING SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE WAS DIVING IN TURKS & CAICOS.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Perhaps he's just incapable of telling the truth. At this point he's re-wired himself to accept that:
1) any hate is just that and unqualified.
2) it doesn't matter if he ' exaggerates ' as it's on the raqio and being truthful is irrelevant as it's ' entertainment '.
He's an utter ass and in glad his breasts are so noticeable. I hope his colleagues laugh about him and get joy that he's a giant boob.
0 opiesucks 2015-09-26
oh god, i remember that. didnt someone ask him a question about that, then he instantly said something like "oh, well i thought about doing that" or "i dont remember"
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
It wouldn't surprise me.
6 Moxson4 2015-09-26
UnderWater Fight Story!
5 dresden312 2015-09-26
Donger, Man-which
1 Wsallgood 2015-09-26
Mushroom stamp
5 Moxson4 2015-09-26
he was driving to or from work & a crazy looking cab driver pulled out in front of Opie "Cobra" Hughes, so After a back & fourth screaming match, Opie got out of his car at a red light & started kicking the shit out of the car trying to get the cabbie to get out & fight him but the poor cabbie got away.
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
Opie ' alpha ' Hughes
5 SlamballReunionTour 2015-09-26
"I worked for the mafia"
4 Moxson4 2015-09-26
BEST STORY! Opie Spent a year talking horrible shit about Adam Corolla because Adam didn't get star struck meeting Opie for the first time. So Opie talked shit for a long time. But then Adam did Opie's Show. Opie started kissing Adams ass as soon as he walked in. And then immediately after the segment, instead of Opie telling the truth and saying I talked shit about a nice innocent person for a long time but I shut my pussy mouth in person, he tweeted that him & Adam worked everything out. Like Adam also had a proble. With Opie or even give enough of a fuck about Opie to even care about him.
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-09-26
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/harry-potter-vs-twilight/images/17289626/title/theres-proble-here-photo/b/17289626
4 Moxson4 2015-09-26
How about when Ant was telling the funny story about how KTC bought poker chips to use at Ants house & all the chips have faces on them. ant was on a $100 Chip & Keith was on a $50 considering he bought them. Basically, Opie was on a $5 Chip which wasn't a big deal. They weren't chips for the studio, they were chips for Ants Poker parties that Opie has never went to, and Opie got super pissed off and started doing that high pitched whiny bitching & said "I know Keith Doesn't Like Me!", and brought the show to a halt. Even though Opie treated Keith like shit & Keith bought the chips for Ants house where Opie never goes, Opie is still So insecure that even in those conditions, Opie needed to be on a higher value chip. Let me repeat the Opie's problem...OPIE WAS ACTUALLY POURING LIKE A WHINY BABY & THREW A FIT BECAUSE KEITH BOUGHT ANTHONY POKER CHIPS WITH HIS OWN MONEY WHICH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OPIE. BUT OPIE WAS PISSED BECAUSE KTC WAS ON A $50 CHIP & PPIE WAS ON A $5 CHIP. EVEN THOUGH OPIE WILL BEVER LAY EYES ON THE CHIPS OR PLAY POKER AT ANTS HOUSE.
2 Knightscribe 2015-09-26
Whassat?
0 JohnTravoltasHair 2015-09-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3AcV1ttq2s
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
God damn dude, thank you so much for that link on Ants poker chips. I've searched for it before but all I found is that insignificant non story about Opie throwing plastic poker chips that were a gift. Watch out for that guy, he's crazy!
3 FrunkisOA 2015-09-26
The cereal fight
3 duxnarow 2015-09-26
When he accused Daniel Tosh of stealing his idea to 'unfollow' Ashton Kutcher(edgy, right?), then had to apologize for it. Like a 55 year old should give two fucks about Ashton Kutcher anyway. He must have deleted the original tweet, but if you scroll to the bottom of this page, youll see his stupid, uncomfortable apology, complete with "PEACE":
https://twitter.com/search?q=daniel%20tosh%20from%3Aopieradio&src=typd&lang=en
3 xxmikekxx 2015-09-26
A few months ago someone posted a clip of Anthony & Patrice having a conversation about technology & Patrice mentioned when the cursor turns into a "spinny thing" & Opie starts singing "spinny spin spin spin! Spinny spin spin spin!" in the background as Patrice & Anthony completely ignore him. It has haunted my dreams
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
Link?
2 xxmikekxx 2015-09-26
If I still had it I would've posted it
3 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
Well EXCUSE me.
2 aftershave 2015-09-26
The example I have is of a video breakdown. The video has been taken down, but basically, all 3 of them are riffing on Pat Benatar's Love is a Battlefield video and in 4 minutes time Opie doesn't add a single goddamn thing. It's the easiest thing to riff on. The jokes write themselves. He just sits there and makes noises, trying to be part of the group.
2 Flamgirlant 2015-09-26
When he screamed over the top of Bill Burr's story so he could say exactly what Burr was going to say while admitting "you tell it way better than I do".
2 Moowon 2015-09-26
I was listening to a show last week where they were on the topic of old movie stores. I'm not sure if it was before or after the Louis CK appearance where he talks about the Trump marina taking the place of a dozen mom and pop places, but Tits goes into the same shit waxing about old school charm of places like that.
Then he tells a ridiculously obvious lie about working at a video store back in Geneseo where him and his frat brothers would watch PORN(!!!) and then have to shut it off quick because parents were coming in with their kids. I wish I could find it because it's clear Ant is having none of it and just "Hrmph"-ing through it.
TL;DR Gregg was Randall from Clerks.
2 Moxson4 2015-09-26
And the most suspect part of the video store story is that absolutely seems like a story that would have first been told years & years ago.
2 fish_flower 2015-09-26
one of the last times I listened to this garbage I heard opie go on for like a solid hour about he likes fruit beer, and just reiterating that he's not ashamed
I don't have audio, sorry
1 BeerCanThick 2015-09-26
Don't apologize for not having audio of that.
2 ryanasimov 2015-09-26
Any one of his countless "I grew up poor" stories. Take your pick.
2 nazicumfarts 2015-09-26
The winner has to be the scuba fight
2 Moxson4 2015-09-26
Out of all the shitty, douchey, retarded things Opie's ever done, there's one thing that in my book is so enraging that I literally wished I could have reached thru the radio & ripped his throat out! And this happened about a year ago.
This incident goes right along with Opie acting like a scorned woman! After Ant finally had enough of the nice guy shit & started being honest and bitching about Opie, the very next day is when Opie auditioned for his Oscar nominated sad guy role. Which I like to call Sniffle, Sniffle, Sniffle.
The thing that enrages me like never before was when He did what comes completely natural to him and turns into a woman, he told Jimmy that Ant was pissed when the company hired Jimmy! And then he sniffles a couple more times and said "I hate to be the one to tell you that's, but it's the truth". That was ua witnessing a 51yr old man telling his friend lies hoping his friend won't be friends with the other friend anymore. What a fucking loser! And I understand that Was the wrong time for Jimmy to rock the boat but I hope to god that Jimmy was smart enough to see thru that embarrassingly 3rd Grade attempt at breaking up Jimmy & Ant. It's obvious that Opie was only jealous because he knows that shimmy wanted to go with Ant & that even if Jimmy & Opie last 20 years together, they'll still never have the chemiatry of Jimmy & Ant!
If you all think about it. What Opie pulled there was the very same exact shit that little elementary girls pull on each other when they're arguing.
1 biz20 2015-09-26
When he went on a rant about how much of a hack he thinks Conan is, while everyone in the room just moved on when he was done as to not be anywhere near the flames of that bridge.
1 dave72988 2015-09-26
shaq balloon
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1 Flamgirlant 2015-09-26
When he lied about hooking up with two black girls because he's too insecure to admit he never has, and in his made-up story he reveals that he came in his own pants, but lets us know that he's never had "dick going into vagina" with a black girl.
1 MFWinab 2015-09-26
Anytime he tries to do his awful impression of the Ultimate Warrior.
"WAUUURIER SEHZ!"
ugh.
2 jim_thoms 2015-09-26
it's an easy impression... just make retarded metaphors and analogies in a gruff voice. But of course he missed the point.
1 opiesucks 2015-09-26
"whats in salt water that makes the body reject it so violently?"
1 TheFatMosque 2015-09-26
holy fuck I forgot about that one.
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-09-26
After Mike Tyson opened up for the first time about being sexually assaulted, people in the studio looked at the Ship Steerer and he said "awk-ward". Thankfully Dan Soder was there to pick up the pieces of that disaster.
1 Moxson4 2015-09-26
OOOH! HOW DID WE ALL FORGET THIS ONE?
Everytime anyone called in and made a comment about them liking Ant Better or thinking Ant is funnier, Opie would immediately shout "DIVIDE & CONQUER!! Don't Even Try It. People Have Been Teting That Shit For Years, But It Won't Work". Even if the caller wasn't being mean about it.
The fucked up thing is for Opie to immediately shout DIVIDE & CONQUER everytime means that his ego is so fucking huge that anyone who may call & think that Ant is funnier is obviously just another hater. The fans are obviously lying about that to get under my skin because there's no way someone could think I'm not hilarious.
1 BradStorch 2015-09-26
When they're laughing at Scorch's suggestions for cooking shows, CQ asks them what "PFG" means. Anthony says it means "Pretty ... Great", with the F being something they can't say on the radio.
Opie then quips something along these lines: "yeah, yeah, Pretty F'ing Glad we're not doing a radio show like that."
Oh. Oh no.
0 SlamballReunionTour 2015-09-26
ME:* tries to do a black guy voice, repeatedly, to no sounds of laughter whatsoever *
0 Flamgirlant 2015-09-26
These 3 minutes.
0 fyisah 2015-09-26
Every time he explains why he doesn't think humans are from Earth.
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30 minute infomercial on a subscription based podcast, oh wait that was Zits.
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3 cottonsweatpants 2015-09-26
He was doxed off the face of the Earth!
1 monkdick 2015-09-26
Anyone know, is that a ban or user deleted?